AMAA - Jade

[Lastingimpressions]

Sure. Why not.

Have I mentioned that I know how to work a camera?

 

[JerseyJade]

Have I mentioned that I know how to work a camera?

That's nice and all, but how good are you at being a booking agent? You'll need to convince Ashley Greene to play the part of me.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Do you like scary movies? If so, which one is your fav?

 

[curious_me]

Will that be in the whipped cream scene?

With a cherry on top?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you like scary movies? If so, which one is your fav?

No, I'm not a fan of scary movies, so I don't have a favorite.

With a cherry on top?

Well that depends on how you define, "cherry".

 

[Lastingimpressions]

That's nice and all, but how good are you at being a booking agent? You'll need to convince Ashley Greene to play the part of me.

Give me some time to hone in my skills and work on my charming personality. If that fails, I'll offer to be her costar and she'll surely agree.

 

[JerseyJade]

Give me some time to hone in my skills and work on my charming personality. If that fails, I'll offer to be her costar and she'll surely agree.

Well if it helps, I can be her double and step in on the good scenes.. um, I mean the scenes she doesn't want to do.

 

[curious_me]

No, I'm not a fan of scary movies, so I don't have a favorite.



Well that depends on how you define, "cherry".

I'll go with your definition.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Well if it helps, I can be her double and step in on the good scenes.. um, I mean the scenes she doesn't want to do.

That is so very kind of you. I'll be sure to make her aware of the sacrifice you're willing to endure.

 

[JerseyJade]

That is so very kind of you. I'll be sure to make her aware of the sacrifice you're willing to endure.

 

[thejabber27]

What is good music for working in the yard?

 

[JerseyJade]

What is good music for working in the yard?

It's more about sound than music. I like the sound of me sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on a nice, comfy chair on the back porch, watching my man working in the yard.

 

[thejabber27]

It's more about sound than music. I like the sound of me sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on a nice, comfy chair on the back porch, watching my man working in the yard.

Lmao

Okay, how much child labour is an acceptable amount?

 

[JerseyJade]

Lmao

Okay, how much child labour is an acceptable amount?

Oh wow. I'm not sure if I fully understand your question. Can you be a little more specific?

 

[mulehead61]

Giving. .

Mmmm...good to know. I'm sure if you’re offered a tonguing though you wouldn’t pass that up...

How old were you first time you had sex?

 

[JerseyJade]

Mmmm...good to know. I'm sure if you’re offered a tonguing though you wouldn’t pass that up...

How old were you first time you had sex?

I'm not allowed to say on here.

 

[thejabber27]

Oh wow. I'm not sure if I fully understand your question. Can you be a little more specific?

How hard do you work the children in your sweatshop in hours/day?

 

[JerseyJade]

How hard do you work the children in your sweatshop in hours/day?

Okay, first... let me just go on record and say, we have AC in this house, so it doesn't get that hot in here.

And 2nd, it takes me more time and effort in trying to get my kid to clean his room than for him to actually clean it.

So maybe your question should be... "How hard does my children work me in my air conditioned house?"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Have you ever regretted a post you've written on Lit?

 

[thejabber27]

Okay, first... let me just go on record and say, we have AC in this house, so it doesn't get that hot in here.

And 2nd, it takes me more time and effort in trying to get my kid to clean his room than for him to actually clean it.

So maybe your question should be... "How hard does my children work me in my air conditioned house?"

How fast is too fast? Show your work and Express your answer in fasts/hour.

 

[JerseyJade]

Have you ever regretted a post you've written on Lit?

No, not that I can recall anyway.

How fast is too fast? Show your work and Express your answer in fasts/hour.

I have no clue what you're asking.

 

[thejabber27]

No, not that I can recall anyway.



I have no clue what you're asking.

Okay, spiders or scorpions?

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, spiders or scorpions?

Neither. Keep them both away from me.

 

[thejabber27]

Neither. Keep them both away from me.

What's the capital of Sierra Leone?

 

[JerseyJade]

What's the capital of Sierra Leone?

Don't know. Don't care.