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Well, let’s liven this thread up a bit!
Do you wear a bikini to the beach, pool etc.?
Yes, I always wear a 2 piece when I go to the beach or in my pool or lay out in my yard.
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Yes, I always wear a 2 piece when I go to the beach or in my pool or lay out in my yard.
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Awesome...a pool! Any drones flying over from your neighborhood perv?
No, but I have a nosy neighbor who stares a lot.
Nope, not yet. It's on my Christmas wish list, though.
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No, but I have a nosy neighbor who stares a lot.
Creepy old guy or young hot guy? Do you do any enticing?
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Nope, not yet. It's on my Christmas wish list, though.
That seems so far away : (
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I wouldn't say he's creepy. He has always been nice to me whenever we talked. I'd say he's 50ish maybe. As far as enticing goes? Well I'm pretty sure he was watching out his window one night while I was giving my man a blowjob by the pool. That's pretty enticing I guess.
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I wouldn't say he's creepy. He has always been nice to me whenever we talked. I'd say he's 50ish maybe. As far as enticing goes? Well I'm pretty sure he was watching out his window one night while I was giving my man a blowjob by the pool. That's pretty enticing I guess.
Damn!!! Lol.
Every breath you take, every move you make I’ll be watching you....
Too bad fall is here and pool time has ended. You could sunbathe nude and take a toy or two out by the pool...really give him a show.
Speaking of, do you have a large toy collection?
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Damn!!! Lol.
Every breath you take, every move you make I’ll be watching you....
Too bad fall is here and pool time has ended. You could sunbathe nude and take a toy or two out by the pool...really give him a show.
Speaking of, do you have a large toy collection?
We skinny dipped a few times at night this summer. I don't know if we were being watched and honestly, don't care either. It is what it is.
Nope, I only own one vibrator and I don't really use it that much. My fingers do just as good of a job.
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We skinny dipped a few times at night this summer. I don't know if we were being watched and honestly, don't care either. It is what it is.
Nope, I only own one vibrator and I don't really use it that much. My fingers do just as good of a job.
Poor vibe...
. He’s probably jealous, sitting there collecting dust...Do you get random PMs from guys that think “hey baby” is the best way into your panties?
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Poor vibe...
Do you get random PMs from guys that think “hey baby” is the best way into your panties?
No, not really. I can't even remember the last time I got an idiotic message like that from someone, to be honest. I have to say from my own personal experience on here that everyone that had PM'd me so far as been polite and respectable to me. I hear stories from other women on here that, that seems to happen to them a lot, so I guess I should feel lucky. When I do get a stupid PM from someone though, I don't respond... and if they keep doing it, I just put them on ignore. No biggie.
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No, not really. I can't even remember the last time I got an idiotic message like that from someone, to be honest. I have to say from my own personal experience on here that everyone that had PM'd me so far as been polite and respectable to me. I hear stories from other women on here that, that seems to happen to them a lot, so I guess I should feel lucky. When I do get a stupid PM from someone though, I don't respond... and if they keep doing it, I just put them on ignore. No biggie.
Yea, some guys think every women here is looking for a quick hookup...
Do you read the stories? Which category do you like best?
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Yea, some guys think every women here is looking for a quick hookup...
Do you read the stories? Which category do you like best?
Not so much anymore. I just don't have the time to get into a story right now. Erotic Couplings I think was the category I browsed in... or something like that. It's been awhile.
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It’s that time...the ‘ol mule needs to head to the barn. Have a good night and I’ll see ya later.
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It’s that time...the ‘ol mule needs to head to the barn. Have a good night and I’ll see ya later.
G'night, Mule.
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Did you just grab my ass?
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Nope, that was probably you.
It might've been me
It was certainly not my own.
I know a woman's touch when I feel it....Nyx, might've been?? Time for confession.
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Okay, so after giving the bellhop $5 to return to the 3 guests, the hotel made $25.
The bellhop, being the dickhead that he his, kept $2 of it, and gave $1 to each of the guests.
So....
$25 = hotel's money.
+ $2 = what the bellhop kept.
+ $1 = guest #1.
+ $1 = guest #2.
+ $1 = guest #3.
Total = $30.
Am I right?
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I should have known.
What can I say....sometimes I just can't help myself
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