AMAA - Jade

[JerseyJade]

What's your favorite dessert and would you eat it off somebody?

I'm not so big on desserts, but I would happily lick whipped cream off of someone... or something that was nice and hard and covered with whipped cream.

 

[NastyNyx]

I'm not so big on desserts, but I would happily lick whipped cream off of someone... or something that was nice and hard and covered with whipped cream.

I'm not sure if you noticed...but I have left over whipped cream

 

[Lastingimpressions]

How much Pepto Bismol would I need to drink in order to have my teeth look as pink as yours?

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm not sure if you noticed...but I have left over whipped cream

I saw that!

 

[JerseyJade]

How much Pepto Bismol would I need to drink in order to have my teeth look as pink as yours?

Lol

I don't even know how to answer that.

 

[WiserSoutherner]

I'm not sure if you noticed...but I have left over whipped cream

Get. In. Line.

 

[JerseyJade]

When should I be there, ladies?

I can't speak for Nyx, FAS, but I don't do wrinkles.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Lol

I don't even know how to answer that.

And here I thought you had all of the answers to life's greatest mysteries.

...the search continues. Lol

 

[JerseyJade]

And here I thought you had all of the answers to life's greatest mysteries.

...the search continues. Lol

Sorry. Maybe try Google.

 

[ericsmith1212]

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[NastyNyx]

Get. In. Line.

Who me?

I can't speak for Nyx, FAS, but I don't do wrinkles.

Lmao...I actually kinda like his wrinkles..not gonna lie

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Sorry. Maybe try Google.

Well...I prefer human interaction but if I squint really hard, the o's in google almost resemble boobs. It will have to do.

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh my... I'd ask a question, but I'm speechless.

We were just warming up for later that night.

Well...I prefer human interaction but if I squint really hard, the o's in google almost resemble boobs. It will have to do.

 

[ericsmith1212]

We were just warming up for later that night.

Just warming up? Oh my.

 

[JerseyJade]

Lmao...I actually kinda like his wrinkles..not gonna lie

Yeah, I do, too.. but I don't want to let him think that I do. He might get a big head, if you know what I mean.

 

[NastyNyx]

Yeah, I do, too.. but I don't want to let him think that I do. He might get a big head, if you know what I mean.

You're right...let's keep it out little secret....wouldn't want to see that ; )

 

[JerseyJade]

You're right...let's keep it out little secret....wouldn't want to see that ; )

Actually I would.. but let's keep that a secret, too.

 

[NastyNyx]

Actually I would.. but let's keep that a secret, too.

My lips are sealed

 

[ericsmith1212]

My lips are sealed

What are they sealed around?

 

[NastyNyx]

What are they sealed around?

I regretted that the second I hit repy lol

 

[ericsmith1212]

I regretted that the second I hit repy lol

Ahhh... it was a stretch.

 

[JerseyJade]

I regretted that the second I hit repy lol

I knew what you meant, Nyx. Men!

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Why do Applebees waitresses always like to bang in the parking lot?

 

[JerseyJade]

Why do Applebees waitresses always like to bang in the parking lot?

I didn't know that they did. I know someone that works at Applebees. I'll have to ask her the next time I see her.

 

[ericsmith1212]

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