AMAA - Jade

[mulehead61]

Lol

But at least I don’t have to take the little blue pills....

Tremors is a fun movie...I’ve always liked it.

 

[JerseyJade]

But at least I don’t have to take the little blue pills....

Tremors is a fun movie...I’ve always liked it.

He seems to be into it. Do those pills really work?

 

[mulehead61]

He seems to be into it. Do those pills really work?

I don’t know. Either they do or the drug companies are stealing poor guys blind...

This isn’t a conversation your bring up the friends cookout. How’s your hard on doing?

 

[JerseyJade]

I don’t know. Either they do or the drug companies are stealing poor guys blind...

This isn’t a conversation your bring up the friends cookout. How’s your hard on doing?

Lol

Hmmm.. I don't know any men that have trouble getting erections, but it would be interesting to see if I could make one that does get hard. I'll have to put that on my to-do list someday.

 

[mulehead61]

Lol

Hmmm.. I don't know any men that have trouble getting erections, but it would be interesting to see if I could make one that does get hard. I'll have to put that on my to-do list someday.

Well, you have to wait about 30 years or find a guy my age or so...

Hell when I was in my 20s the ‘ol pecker got hard in a stiff wind...:

 

[JerseyJade]

Well, you have to wait about 30 years or find a guy my age or so...

Hell when I was in my 20s the ‘ol pecker got hard in a stiff wind...:

It doesn't take much to get my man hard. He gets hard even when we're just snuggling on the couch or if I lay my head down on his lap. I'm not complaining though.

 

[mulehead61]

It doesn't take much to get my man hard. He gets hard even when we're just snuggling on the couch or if I lay my head down on his lap. I'm not complaining though.

I’m sure he appreciates that...lol. I feel for the old guys that get fat..there suffer from dickie do.... your ever heard that?

 

[JerseyJade]

I’m sure he appreciates that...lol. I feel for the old guys that get fat..there suffer from dickie do.... your ever heard that?

No.

 

[mulehead61]

No.

It’s when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do....

 

[JerseyJade]

It’s when your belly sticks out farther than your dickie do....

Eww!

 

[mulehead61]

Eww!

Lmao...not a pleasant picture...

Thankfully I can still see my feet when I look down. Still impressing the ladies at the senior home...

 

[JerseyJade]

Lmao...not a pleasant picture...

Thankfully I can still see my feet when I look down. Still impressing the ladies at the senior home...

Well that's always a good thing I guess.

 

[mulehead61]

Well that's always a good thing I guess.

My problem is I still think I’m 35 so I pay the price frequently..lol. When was your last visit to the ER not kid related?

 

[JerseyJade]

My problem is I still think I’m 35 so I pay the price frequently..lol. When was your last visit to the ER not kid related?

Oh, wow. A long time ago. Maybe when I was like 7 or 8. I was really sick and I had a high fever.

 

[PleasedToRead]

You've never broken a bone that's made you take a trip to the ER?

 

[NastyNyx]

You're still here

 

[JerseyJade]

You're still here

Yep.

 

[JerseyJade]

You've never broken a bone that's made you take a trip to the ER?

Nope. Not yet so far.

 

[mulehead61]

I got a great idea for your thread. Change it from AMAA to I’ll Tell You Everything..

Bet ya get more pervs to stop by...

 

[JerseyJade]

I got a great idea for your thread. Change it from AMAA to I’ll Tell You Everything..

Bet ya get more pervs to stop by...

No, then I would be lying because I won't tell EVERYTHING.

I couldn't change the name of this thread even if I wanted to, though.

 

[mulehead61]

Did Boo have more Tremors last night?

 

[JerseyJade]

Did Boo have more Tremors last night?

Lol

Naa, he was all tremored out.

 

[Massive Grooves]

You're still here

Yep.

Not much more I needed to see on lit than this.

 

[NastyNyx]

How do you feel about this...?

And did you miss me? I missed you

 

[JerseyJade]

How do you feel about this...?

And did you miss me? I missed you

I always miss you when you're not here.

I was FORBIDDEN to see that pic.