NeonSubtlety
I'm a guy. I promise.
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Yep, that boo. Nope, he doesn't call me boo at all.![]()

He could call you boobies...
How far are you from the beach?

About an hour from here. Maybe a little more, depending on traffic.
I’m about 9 hours minimum...I haven’t been in so long I’ve outgrown my two piece. Mule bikinis are expensive too!
Did you get to go much this summer?


Lol
That I have to see.
Yeah, in July. We stayed a week at my man's family's house, which is close to a beach.
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours...
Have you had sex at the beach?
I gave a blowjob on the beach once, but that was it.




You and those bjs...
This ol mule needs to head to the barn. Stay awake for your boo.
Night JJ talk to you later.![]()


Has anyone ever eaten a dessert off your body? For example, whipped cream, ice cream. etc in strategic places.![]()
Happy Saturday! Are we still having that backyard BBQ with all the extras today?![]()
Nope.
No. I decided to have a Mule roast instead, so don't stray too far.![]()
Have you ever eaten wild game?
Nope.
No. I decided to have a Mule roast instead, so don't stray too far.![]()

So you’re gonna make fun of me huh?
Instead of a Mule roast, would you like a Mule log?![]()
JJade, with fellatio, speed is not a priority, but what is the fastest you've gone from initiating liplock to cleaning up?

Eww, that sounds kinda gross.![]()

Most guys do.![]()

How’s it going?
With the super mule powers most of the ladies have to tell me to stop.![]()


I took the mesmerizer power in for service today; feel anything yet?![]()
Nope. Guess you need to find a better mechanic.
