All Newbies Post Here

[sirhugs]

Lilrose- how's this fream- a hot night, silk swheets, a fine French champagne well chilled to cool us, your legs entwined with mine....

 

[Sandia]

Goddess,

I'm warning you...!

You WILL get a spanking!!!

Hi concrete! I'm new to posting on literotica, even though I have been reading the stories for over a year, and LOVE them!!!!!
So, do I still get a SPANKING,.......or, do I get to give one???

Actually, she's too good for just one man!

 

[sexyspank]

What's with all the "*bumps*" ?

And, what's a good way to mark threads so you can get to them more quickly?



Thanks!

Well I think our lilrosielips answered your question.Welcome to Lit...enjoy yourself here and be happy





Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Re: new

Hi concrete! I'm new to posting on literotica, even though I have been reading the stories for over a year, and LOVE them!!!!!
So, do I still get a SPANKING,.......or, do I get to give one???

blondegoddess

Hi blondegoddess...strange but true.You registered 1 year before me but with 14 posts..welcome to the boards anyway
Please don't mention spanking
Be happy

Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Not new to Literotica ( been a BIG fan a long time), and certainly not a virgin, no matter what you hear...
just registered recently, and my first day on personals. just submitted my first story - watch for it.
I am a 6'2' 185 pound straight male in Thunder Bay Ontario Canada( get out your map, find Lake Superior- its at the west end, North of Minnesota). Browm hair and eyes. Beard mainly grey. Interested in movies, books, music, wine, scotch, fine food, long walks, erotica of course. Sex? yes! Am a voyeur, interested in 3ways, groups, fetishs ( will please my partner or supply my own). want to know more?

sirhugs...welcome to the boards..enjoy yourself here and be happy




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Here Here I Are Here...finally made it

large century blue

Hello everyone..... I too am a newbie and am very lost and confused here...but given time I will "feel" my way around...hehehehe
A virgin....wow thats a nice title again although I do plan to give it up. Hi to a bnunch of nice people and hope we get to know each other much, much, MUCH better

Keep it HOTT
~ LadyInRed305 ~

Welcome to the boards LadyInRed.....Any probs just ask ...we're all here to help.Enjoy yourself here and be happy




Wendy

 

[blondegoddess]

Re: Goddess,

I'm warning you...!

You WILL get a spanking!!!


Actually, she's too good for just one man!

Sandia,

Do you promise that I will get a spanking, no matter what, or.... only if I'm naughty??? I actually think you are way ahead of me in the naughtiness and "sinning" category right now......... so, you need to drop your pants and get ready for the spanking you so badly need!!!!!

bg

 

[Sandia]

Bows worshipfully

<sigh>

You're right, I'm way ahead. You've been checking up on me, haven't you?

Well, as they say, "Your wish is my command...!"

 

[llee69]

Its alive!!!!

Oh my!

Big yea's and yahoooossss!

Allow me to just say Great to meet all the newbies who have posted since I was last in here (a while ago)

Wendy - I thought you were off for a few weeks??? Dont tell me I started missing you prematurally?!?!?!?!

 

[blondegoddess]

Re: Bows worshipfully

<sigh>

You're right, I'm way ahead. You've been checking up on me, haven't you?

Well, as they say, "Your wish is my command...!"

You are way ahead - I guess that's why you are now "experienced", while I am still a "virgin"!!!

I know I didn't pop your literotica cherry, but I am going to pop the one that REALLY counts!!!!!
Are you going to be the one who pops my literotica cherry???

bg

PS - I like your new signature - it's very nice.

 

[blondegoddess]

Re: Re: Re: new

Hi blondegoddess...strange but true.You registered 1 year before me but with 14 posts..welcome to the boards anyway
Please don't mention spanking
Be happy

Wendy

Hi Wendy!

Thanx for the welcome!!! BTW, I LOVE your AV!!!

If you insist, I won't mention spanking...

But, I WILL be dreaming about it!!!

bg

 

[llee69]

Hello blondegoddess! I am llee69, but most call me Furball. Pleased to meet ya!

Ummm did you getlost in the story section for this long???????

 

[sirhugs]

the story section is al about getting lost- in the wonderful world of fantasy

gawd I love Literotica!

 

[ma_guy]

Ok, I'm a newbie. I admit it. <hangs head in embarrassment>

Where has this thread been for the last 2 weeks or so? Why was it buried? Where you people hiding it from us newbies? Are you playing some sort of cruel joke on us as a form of initation or something?

So, ok, I found it. Do I win a prize? Am I now subject to ridicule? (Like I wasn't before right?) When do I get to know the secret handshake? Or are there hidden messages that require a secret decoder ring?

ma_guy

 

[Sandia]

Goddess

I'm SOOOO looking forward to it...








Did I tell you how beautiful you are?

 

[sirhugs]

awww sweet Song of Solomon- who said God isn't a sensualist? After all. he not only filled Eden with the succulent fruits of which the poet sings, but gave Adam and Eve the freedom to enjoy them

 

[Guest]

Hello blondegoddess! I am llee69, but most call me Furball. Pleased to meet ya!

Ummm did you getlost in the story section for this long???????

Hi Furball!

I'm pleased to meet you, too!

I don't think I was really lost, though - I was wandering through, enjoying each delicious story, one by one. Remember what Tolkien wrote, "Not all those who wander are lost."

I am glad that I finally wandered to this place - I have met some very special people here.

bg

 

[blondegoddess]

Oops! Newbie mistake - hit the back button!

Hello blondegoddess! I am llee69, but most call me Furball. Pleased to meet ya!

Ummm did you getlost in the story section for this long???????

Hi Furball!

I'm pleased to meet you, too!

I don't think I was really lost, though - I was wandering through, enjoying each delicious story, one by one. Remember what Tolkien wrote, "Not all those who wander are lost."

I am glad that I finally wandered to this place - I have met some very special people here.

bg

ps - I had to re-post this on my userid, so it would count towards my 40 posts, becuz I'm dying for Sandia to pop my cherry!!!

 

[llee69]

the story section is al about getting lost- in the wonderful world of fantasy

gawd I love Literotica!

Hiya sirhugs!

I gotta agree with you Lit is Gerrrrate!

 

[llee69]

Ok, I'm a newbie. I admit it. <hangs head in embarrassment>

Where has this thread been for the last 2 weeks or so? Why was it buried? Where you people hiding it from us newbies? Are you playing some sort of cruel joke on us as a form of initation or something?

So, ok, I found it. Do I win a prize? Am I now subject to ridicule? (Like I wasn't before right?) When do I get to know the secret handshake? Or are there hidden messages that require a secret decoder ring?

ma_guy

hehehe so we didnt hide this well enough from you ma_guy... hehehe

Nope no secrete handshake around here. No siree. Nota one. (hard to type while hiding hands so no newbies learn the proper moves to get into the hidden threads)

 

[llee69]

ANother Tolken fan I take it.

(pulling up a chair and sitting down with a big bowl of popcorn now. Waiting to see blondegoddess cherry get popped)

You are soo right about there being many great people here.

*damn popcorn getting stuck in between some teeth - but I am not leaving yet!*

 

[Sandia]

sirhugs

awww sweet Song of Solomon- who said God isn't a sensualist? After all. he not only filled Eden with the succulent fruits of which the poet sings, but gave Adam and Eve the freedom to enjoy them

Wait! There's more. Here's from my favorite book:

"Do not be too righteous, and do not act too wise; for why should you destroy yourself?

and

"So I commend enjoyment, for there is nothing better for people under the sun that to eat, and drink, and enjoy themselves..."


But trust me, it ain't all sweetness and light!

 

[Sandia]

Goddess

I am not worthy.

ps - I had to re-post this on my userid, so it would count towards my 40 posts, becuz I'm dying for Sandia to pop my cherry!!!

However, I'm eager to obey.

 

[Sandia]

BlondeGoddess

Oh, and don't be too eager -- it's only 30!

(I'm so happy someone's saving herself for me!)

 

[Nordic man]

just a hello to everyone!