All Newbies Post Here

[Lady_Sam]

Question. For how long is one considered a "newbie"? I hope it's not too long...lol, it's been a long time since I was a newbie anywhere.

only as long as you want to feel like one

 

[lawboy]

Hi there. Thanks for the great idea. Im kinda new here and just wondering how it all works. Any replies would be appreciated.

 

[lilrosie lips]

Hi there. Thanks for the great idea. Im kinda new here and just wondering how it all works. Any replies would be appreciated.

Welcome to Lit lawboy... as a relative newbie myself I can tell you that the people here are very nice... Just look over the threads and find the ones you find interesting and post your thoughts ect. As long as you don't intentionally pick fights with folks you should find yourself making friends in no time... Enjoy

 

[Lady_Sam]

Hi there. Thanks for the great idea. Im kinda new here and just wondering how it all works. Any replies would be appreciated.

Welcome Lawboy, hope you enjoy your stay with us. Find some threads that interest you, post, hit 30 lose your virginity, hit 100 and you get an avatar (the pic beneath the name) hit 1000 you get your own title

 

[sexyspank]

Re: newbie..overloaded...

yet another one...This place sure seems big and confusing...found chats..found personals (seem to be more of a news group)..read some stories...(pant pant)...
I think I'll try to bang one out...(a story silly)

Thanks for setting up a thread for all of us to find our way...

still not sure what i will find and or do here but i am looking foward to the adventure...

i could use a guideing hand so to speak.

Peace
Love

Welcome to srbourque...enjoy yourself here and if you need any help with anything just ask...we're all here to help each other.Be happy




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

I have arrived...
19/m/NorCal.
6', brown hair, brown eyes, 160lbs, thin/athletic.
Just droppin' you all a line, as a new cummer...
Errr... new COMER.

Welcome to the boards TURBOman.....enjoy yourself here and be happy





Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: attachments

Hi. Am reasonably new here, have been visiting the site for awhile but only recently registered and putting up posts.

Would like to know how I can post a picture in a post.

Can see the IMG button on this page but unsure as what to do next. Don't want to send a botched effort. Thanks.

Welcome to the boards callableborg enyourself here and be happy


If you click on the IMG it is all explained for you





Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Question. For how long is one considered a "newbie"? I hope it's not too long...lol, it's been a long time since I was a newbie anywhere.

FS now that you're really really experienced I don't think you can qualify as a newbie.......but if you still need looking after...we can do that for you




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Hi there. Thanks for the great idea. Im kinda new here and just wondering how it all works. Any replies would be appreciated.

Welcome to the boards lawboy......anything you want to know just ask...we're all here to help each other. Enjoy yourself here and be happy




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Great to see you back here Sam...joining in with the welcomes.

Hi again to Lips

Hopefully the furball will get his ISP back soon








Wendy

 

[concrete]

new

it is always better to be new than old
old ..gets the shit kicked out of you.
new..just get's a SPANKING

 

[thxrc]

I am new here, but I am enjoying the site. Lots to read and get lost in. HELP!! Any suggestions, guidance would sure be appreciated!

I hope to be "experienced" real soon.

Thank you for setting up this thread!

 

[SlowGuy]

I thought I got over this virginity thing years ago...

One minute I'm a swinging bachelor with his own pad, then BANG -- I'm a virgin! What's with that?

I thought my deflowering came with a lifetime warrantee. Damn, I think I lost the receipt.

Isn't there some way to test out of it and go directly to Experienced?

(I assume it would be an oral exam )

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: I thought I got over this virginity thing years ago...

One minute I'm a swinging bachelor with his own pad, then BANG -- I'm a virgin! What's with that?

I thought my deflowering came with a lifetime warrantee. Damn, I think I lost the receipt.

Isn't there some way to test out of it and go directly to Experienced?

(I assume it would be an oral exam )

The oral exam would be welcomed.... but you still gotta do the dirty work... 30 posts and then you get experienced (do I hear Jimi in the background?... LOL).... no other way around it SlowGuy....

And welcome to Lit... enjoy it here...

 

[redelicious]

it is always better to be new than old
old ..gets the shit kicked out of you.
new..just get's a SPANKING

Well I JUST lost my virginity. Can I still have that spanking?

Red

 

[TURBOman]

Welcome from one NorCal to another Hope you enjoy your stay

What part of NorCal? And are you m/f? Age? Pics?

 

[sexyspank]

I am new here, but I am enjoying the site. Lots to read and get lost in. HELP!! Any suggestions, guidance would sure be appreciated!

I hope to be "experienced" real soon.

Thank you for setting up this thread!

Hi thxrc a big welcome for you....anything you want to know just ask....we're all here to help each other...be happy


Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: I thought I got over this virginity thing years ago...

One minute I'm a swinging bachelor with his own pad, then BANG -- I'm a virgin! What's with that?

I thought my deflowering came with a lifetime warrantee. Damn, I think I lost the receipt.

Isn't there some way to test out of it and go directly to Experienced?

(I assume it would be an oral exam )

Welcome to the boards SlowGuy......enjoy yourself here and be happy



Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

*bump*

 

[Sandia]

What's with all the "*bumps*" ?

And, what's a good way to mark threads so you can get to them more quickly?



Thanks!

 

[lilrosie lips]

The bump, or any new post to a thread moves the thread to the top of the thread list for the particular forum....so people can see it and hopefully keep it from being buried by old dead threads...

the best way I have found to get back to threads you like is to use the subscribe to thread at the bottom of the posted replys... then they will be listed when you go to your users control panel...

Welcome to Lit Sandia... and I hope that answered your questions..

 

[blondegoddess]

Re: new

Hi concrete! I'm new to posting on literotica, even though I have been reading the stories for over a year, and LOVE them!!!!!
So, do I still get a SPANKING,.......or, do I get to give one???

blondegoddess

it is always better to be new than old
old ..gets the shit kicked out of you.
new..just get's a SPANKING

 

[sirhugs]

Not new to Literotica ( been a BIG fan a long time), and certainly not a virgin, no matter what you hear...
just registered recently, and my first day on personals. just submitted my first story - watch for it.
I am a 6'2' 185 pound straight male in Thunder Bay Ontario Canada( get out your map, find Lake Superior- its at the west end, North of Minnesota). Browm hair and eyes. Beard mainly grey. Interested in movies, books, music, wine, scotch, fine food, long walks, erotica of course. Sex? yes! Am a voyeur, interested in 3ways, groups, fetishs ( will please my partner or supply my own). want to know more?

 

[LadyInRed305]

Here Here I Are Here...finally made it

large century blue

Hello everyone..... I too am a newbie and am very lost and confused here...but given time I will "feel" my way around...hehehehe
A virgin....wow thats a nice title again although I do plan to give it up. Hi to a bnunch of nice people and hope we get to know each other much, much, MUCH better

Keep it HOTT
~ LadyInRed305 ~

 

[lilrosie lips]

Welcome to Lit Sirhugs and LadyinRed305.... hope you both enjoy yourself here...