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[Pixie]

Man, I am glad there are no military actions on the way to Finland right now...

4am huh? That is about the time I go to bed too. Makes it easier to sleep to noon!

*winking at Pixie* Glad to make you smile

Oh there aren't?

But I so like a man in a uniform...
Just as long as I can help him out of it

You always make me smile, you looney furball

 

[llee69]

Oh there aren't?

But I so like a man in a uniform...
Just as long as I can help him out of it

You always make me smile, you looney furball

Me thinks its a good thing this outfit is fastened with velcro (in the background some stripper music breaks out)

Ever see a furball do a Full Monty?

I am glad to be your looney furball too!

 

[bergen19m]

HI NEWBIE HERE

HEY ALL

IM A NEWBIE HERE ..
<<<< JUST A COUPLE OF POSTS HERE. IM FROM NORTH JERSEY...

HOW IS EVERYONE DOING IN HERE??

 

[llee69]

Re: HI NEWBIE HERE

HEY ALL

IM A NEWBIE HERE ..
<<<< JUST A COUPLE OF POSTS HERE. IM FROM NORTH JERSEY...

HOW IS EVERYONE DOING IN HERE??

Hello bergen19m! You sure are a newbie! Welcome ot Lit too. Please make yourelf at home and have fun!

 

[OldestMotive]

I think I must be a "newbie." Just making my way around, checking things out.

 

[Ptolemy]

Newbie from down south

Howdy all

I am a 36 year old male. Live in Alabama and am 2 days new on this forum. I collect many things mostly artifacts (Egyptian and Roman) though I have some African and Tibetan stuff in my collection.

Just recently finished up my Masters in Engineering. <Watches as all the women cringe at the geek> No I am not a geek. I actually look about as much of an engineer as Bill Clinton looked like a porno star. I am 6ft 9in tall and over 300 lbs weight. Long salt and pepper hair.

I enjoy sex, every aspect of it. Love to please a woman and please her and please her etc etc etc. You get the picture.

A friend told me about the forum and I came (figuratively and literaly) and liked what I saw and read. So I registered.

Hope to be around for awhile.

wow I talk to much sheesh

Thats all for now

Ptolemy

Yes as in an Egyptian Pharoh

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Thanks Wendy

Wendy,

Thanks for the warm invite. Is it appropriate to play "hump the hostess" on the boards?

lingerielover

Hi lingerielover77 Welcome to the boards. "hump the hostess?" You're making Wendy blush






Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

I'm painfully new in almost all aspects. *Chuckles.* I'm a 20 year old guy and a whole 6 posts at this point (I'm like a freight train, I know. ). I actually came across this site two days ago for the first time. I've been discussing masturbation at length, no pun intended, with a girl that I do some online Role Playing with. She helped me to see that pornography just... cannot satisfy me as well as my imagination can, especially when assisted by carefully crafted words.

She suggested I look up some erotic writings - and thus, here I am.

Thankfully, I can already tell that the average person here can write with more skill than the average person outside. "hi im hotn wet 4 u ur want cybar" *Shudders.* Yes.

I'm so nervous... make me feel welcome. NOW!

Welcome Azure angel To the wonderful world of Lit. Put your feet up relax and make yourself at home. Be happy



Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: HI NEWBIE HERE

HEY ALL

IM A NEWBIE HERE ..
<<<< JUST A COUPLE OF POSTS HERE. IM FROM NORTH JERSEY...

HOW IS EVERYONE DOING IN HERE??

Hi bergen19m a big welcome to the madhouse known as Lit. Be happy




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

I think I must be a "newbie." Just making my way around, checking things out.

Hi OldestMotive. Welcome to Lit. Hope you have fun here and be happy






Wendy

 

[knightstalker]

Re: newbie here

Just wanted to say hi to everyone! I'm not new to the site, have a few stories posted here, but I'm pretty new to the boards and like others have been lurking here for a while. I will admit I've been a bit shy to post but the warm welcome has helped me get over some of that shyness, THANK YOU!

Jessi

Welcum lilyflower it is very nice to see you in here..I hope to see you more..Also if any one reads this check out her stories they are some of the best

 

[stan4u]

Golf anyone

Thanks for the welcome. Have been on line here about two days and everyone seems to be friendly. Some post some really explicit photos(HURRAH). But everything is cool.
I have posted a pic and was wondering if anyone wanted to play golf

 

[Allison484]

Hi to all of you. I've been on here a couple of days now and have become almost addicted already. This must be the best site on the internet. Lots of friendly people. *waving to all of you*. Divorced female here from DFW area of Texas. Any other Texans out there?

Allison

 

[Angelofsex]

Re: Golf anyone

Thanks for the welcome. Have been on line here about two days and everyone seems to be friendly. Some post some really explicit photos(HURRAH). But everything is cool.
I have posted a pic and was wondering if anyone wanted to play golf

Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you said golf..........

 

[dadd4u]

wONDER hOW u KIN liVE hALF -CENTURY N STILL B A NEWBIE ? Har Har

 

[dadd4u]

Double Figures you Go LOnn

 

[llee69]

I think I must be a "newbie." Just making my way around, checking things out.

Well OldestMotive with 2 posts I do believe you are a total newbie! Welcome to Lit!

so, what are you motives? (Getting smacked by Lady_sam for asking such a stupid question)

I hope you have fun around here!

 

[llee69]

Re: Newbie from down south

Howdy all

I am a 36 year old male. Live in Alabama and am 2 days new on this forum. I collect many things mostly artifacts (Egyptian and Roman) though I have some African and Tibetan stuff in my collection.

Just recently finished up my Masters in Engineering. <Watches as all the women cringe at the geek> No I am not a geek. I actually look about as much of an engineer as Bill Clinton looked like a porno star. I am 6ft 9in tall and over 300 lbs weight. Long salt and pepper hair.

I enjoy sex, every aspect of it. Love to please a woman and please her and please her etc etc etc. You get the picture.

A friend told me about the forum and I came (figuratively and literaly) and liked what I saw and read. So I registered.

Hope to be around for awhile.

wow I talk to much sheesh

Thats all for now

Ptolemy

Yes as in an Egyptian Pharoh

Hiya Ptolemy! (know of any hidded hordes of GOld?????

Youve had a look around, now get a posting more! (like my english?)

Happy to have you here, have fun and remember to breath every now and again!

 

[llee69]

Re: Golf anyone

Thanks for the welcome. Have been on line here about two days and everyone seems to be friendly. Some post some really explicit photos(HURRAH). But everything is cool.
I have posted a pic and was wondering if anyone wanted to play golf

FORE!

(or is that no fore skin?) hehe

Welcome stan4u!

 

[Chrysty]

Re: Newbie from down south

A friend told me about the forum and I came (figuratively and literaly) and liked what I saw and read. So I registered.

Glad you liked it enough to stay, I sure do

<hugs>

Christy

 

[llee69]

Hi to all of you. I've been on here a couple of days now and have become almost addicted already. This must be the best site on the internet. Lots of friendly people. *waving to all of you*. Divorced female here from DFW area of Texas. Any other Texans out there?

Allison

Howdoo Allison484! A big welcome to Lit for you! we really do have a great bunch of people here overall I think. Really a great community.

Congratulations, I am soo sorry to hear about your divorce. (never sure which way to go so....)

here is a texas thread for ya

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31270&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

this will start on the first page. as of the momemt there are 8 pages.

Hugs for the divorced sister.

 

[llee69]

Double Figures you Go LOnn

You are slaying me here Dadd4u!

good one!

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Newbie from down south

Glad you liked it enough to stay, I sure do

<hugs>

Christy

Hiya Chrysty! Happy to see you here!

 

[llee69]

Damn!

I was just about to go to bed when I saw that I only need 7 to hit 3200...

Look for a few pointless posts now....(I know, a stretch right?)

 

[Crest_Pss]

hi im a newbie here, well i ve read many of the stories, and i like them very much.

well just checking in.

i hav not really been, say left out, but its ok to be accepted. hehe