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[sexyspank]

Hello there and good evening

Thought I would introduce myself!

I am Rachel and live in the UK, but in 7 weeks I will be moving to Lanzarote to set up a studio.

I know Starfire, he introduced me to this website. And what a fantastic site, can't wait to start posting!

Love Miss Hideous kinky (virgin)..x

Hi Rachel. A big welcome to the boards.Not sure whether you're hideous or kinky Be happy here




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

A big hi to Lee,Pixie,Ladysam Gunner etc







Wendy

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New to the board

Did someone say Masseuse? Gods I could use one.

Well here I am!

My friends just love me for it too!!

Now just lay down on my table right here and let me do the rest.

 

[llee69]

Good morning...did the Easter bunny leave you any surprises?

With family this afternoon, have a few drinks and get merry and eat chocolate!

Thank you for your welcome IIee69!!

I have been so busy reading erotic stories and viewing visuals (cough, cough)...looks over shoulder...eyes on stalks, I fell into bed at 4 am this morning exhausted!

I just don't know where to start posting, I feel like a kid in a sweet shop!

Over and out...quick peek ... no!! I must sign off..

Rachel (x)

Its official, we got another addict here I do believe!

 

[llee69]

Re: Addicted

Happy Easter!!

I stayed up so late last night I can't keep my eyes open today So many stories so little time.

You were right I am addicted, spent way to much time reading the boards last night, but it was to much fun to stop!

There is a certain sinse of adventure here that really gets your blood pumping.

<hugs> to all. Have a great day.

Christy

*Elbowing SexySpank and Lady_Sam*

Gee, didnt I just make a comment about having another addict here????

Well, Lets wait for the echo, cause it seems to be happen a lot around here

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Re: Addicted

*Elbowing SexySpank and Lady_Sam*

Gee, didnt I just make a comment about having another addict here????

Well, Lets wait for the echo, cause it seems to be happen a lot around here

Looks like we're all catching the bug

Hi Lee watch where you nudge that elbow



Wendy

 

[Tenskwatawa]

Who feels ignored?

I usually just come in and look around.

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Who feels ignored?

I usually just come in and look around.

Hi Tenskwatawa. I won't say welcome to Lit because you registered before me but I will say welcome to the boards. First post out the way. Look forward to seeing more.Be happy





Wendy

 

[Wintermute]

Hello all you freaks.

Hi everyone,

I'm new to your board and wanted to introduce myself.

I'm a caucastian male, 33 years old, from Florida.

Married for 12 years (10 happily), have two kids, a dog and three cats.

I love to flirt, but I back out before I close the deal (I still have that whole wedding vow thing, not that I haven't be significantly tempted.)

I prefer reading erotica to more visual outlets of pornography, I believe my imagination can bring out so much more than a visual medium.

I prefer chucky peanut butter over creamy, except in certian situations.

My primary critiria for being intrested in women is proximity. I like all types, sizes, ages, skin color, hair color, breast size, ect.

They only thing I don't like is women who sweep you a side with out a second though. Their loss.

I have a fetish for smoking and anal sex (women only).

If you want anymore information, You'll have to contact me.

Wintermute

----------------------
"Life is a sport, Score more than the other team."

 

[Oilpainter]

Hello everyone

I guess I qualify as a newbie here. I joined to get the creative juices flowing. I am an artist and need inspiration. Any friendly muses out there?

 

[Chrysty]

What kind of inspiration are you looking for?

 

[truthpurveyor]

Hey Everyone

OK, reading I see a few writers with posts in the thousands and a few with single digits, so being between those numbers I hope I qualify

Read the lit several years previous and even registered, then drifted away. Have come back lately and become hooked to it, securely this time I'm afraid

Male, 36, Nebraska is my home state, presently working as an insurance analyst. My job bores the hell out of me, even if my boss is one of the sexiest female employers I've ever met...

I like a "tale" with a twisted plot, often mixed with the darker sides of fiction (can you tell where my mind drifts) and enjoy it when several creative writers work TOGETHER in a thread.

Nice to meetcha!!!

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Addicted

Looks like we're all catching the bug

Hi Lee watch where you nudge that elbow

Wendy

Hehehe

Who me cop a feel with my elbow??????

hehehe, I guess I really got busted

 

[llee69]

Re: Who feels ignored?

I usually just come in and look around.

whoa! Registered in Oct, just posted your first post. I am glad you did it in here with us!

Excuse me, I ma llee69. Pleased to meet you. *shakes hands*

 

[llee69]

Re: Hello all you freaks.

Hi everyone,

I'm new to your board and wanted to introduce myself.

I'm a caucastian male, 33 years old, from Florida.

Married for 12 years (10 happily), have two kids, a dog and three cats.

I love to flirt, but I back out before I close the deal (I still have that whole wedding vow thing, not that I haven't be significantly tempted.)

I prefer reading erotica to more visual outlets of pornography, I believe my imagination can bring out so much more than a visual medium.

I prefer chucky peanut butter over creamy, except in certian situations.

My primary critiria for being intrested in women is proximity. I like all types, sizes, ages, skin color, hair color, breast size, ect.

They only thing I don't like is women who sweep you a side with out a second though. Their loss.

I have a fetish for smoking and anal sex (women only).

If you want anymore information, You'll have to contact me.

Wintermute

----------------------
"Life is a sport, Score more than the other team."

Did I hear Penut butter????????? I am adicted to Penut Buter big time! I have to ban it from my house even.. I will eat a whole jar in 1 setting if I can. Oh I digress though (wiping drool away from mouth)

Goodday Wintermute. If its reading you want, well this is the place!

Have fun and see ya around

 

[llee69]

Re: Hello everyone

I guess I qualify as a newbie here. I joined to get the creative juices flowing. I am an artist and need inspiration. Any friendly muses out there?

Well Oilpainter, I bet you can find a muse here! Welcome aboard. What kind of painting do you do?

 

[llee69]

Re: Hey Everyone

OK, reading I see a few writers with posts in the thousands and a few with single digits, so being between those numbers I hope I qualify

Read the lit several years previous and even registered, then drifted away. Have come back lately and become hooked to it, securely this time I'm afraid

Male, 36, Nebraska is my home state, presently working as an insurance analyst. My job bores the hell out of me, even if my boss is one of the sexiest female employers I've ever met...

I like a "tale" with a twisted plot, often mixed with the darker sides of fiction (can you tell where my mind drifts) and enjoy it when several creative writers work TOGETHER in a thread.

Nice to meetcha!!!

OH no, Not a real newbie. Nope not at all.

I think you should become our Jr. Assistant Welcomer. Yes, that sounds beter.

Hmmm, I guess that would make you a Newbie Jr. Assistant Welcomer though Huh? SO I guess you are a newbie then.

so Hiya truthpurveyor!

 

[llee69]

Pixie?

Pixie??

Pixie???

Where are you??? I need a fix from your AV dear!

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Hello all you freaks.

Did I hear Penut butter????????? I am adicted to Penut Buter big time! I have to ban it from my house even.. I will eat a whole jar in 1 setting if I can. Oh I digress though (wiping drool away from mouth)

Goodday Wintermute. If its reading you want, well this is the place!

Have fun and see ya around

Hell Yeah, Brother! Peanut Butter Rocks! A little sweet and little salty, it's all good! Oh, and thanks for the warm welcome, BTW.

And I'm am quite familiar with the artistry and imaginations of the Lexical Engineers here. I have fallen asleep many a night with images I have created in my head from the description that the authors on this board have generated.

Wintermute

 

[Pixie]

Pixie?

Pixie??

Pixie???

Where are you??? I need a fix from your AV dear!

Did I hear someone say Pixie?
And three times too, now that's a magic number if there ever was one

for you and Wendy and a big and a HUGE WELCOME to all the newbies

 

[llee69]

Did I hear someone say Pixie?
And three times too, now that's a magic number if there ever was one

for you and Wendy and a big and a HUGE WELCOME to all the newbies

Floating back down to earth again.

A magic number for a magic lady I say!

(Looking at the Av I float back off the ground again)

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Hello all you freaks.

Hell Yeah, Brother! Peanut Butter Rocks! A little sweet and little salty, it's all good! Oh, and thanks for the warm welcome, BTW.

And I'm am quite familiar with the artistry and imaginations of the Lexical Engineers here. I have fallen asleep many a night with images I have created in my head from the description that the authors on this board have generated.

Wintermute

Whew, you said a sticky mouth full! (Hmm, that does not quite sound right????)

Whew you said a busted nut mout full! (OH my, that sounds even worse!)

Whew you said tastee creamy mouth full! (Going down the drain now)

*backing out of the room as quietly as possible now*

 

[Wintermute]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello all you freaks.

Whew, you said a sticky mouth full! (Hmm, that does not quite sound right????)

Whew you said a busted nut mout full! (OH my, that sounds even worse!)

Whew you said tastee creamy mouth full! (Going down the drain now)

*backing out of the room as quietly as possible now*

Ok... Looks like I found a new home...

You are a sick bitch by the way. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

LMAO.

W-M

 

[BigGuyinBigEasy]

I'm a newbie poster. I've been reading the stories for awhile now. This is my favorite erotic story site. I've posted a couple of my adventures so far on a couple of the threads. I just love this place. I especially love the real photos of the ladies of this BB that are posted on several threads. I enjoy real pictures more than photos of perfect models. I happen to like all types of women. I often tease about women's breasts, "I've never seen a pair that I didn't like." To paraphrase a famous American humorist. Maybe I'll get over my cold feet and try to write an erotic story. Its just that there are so many great stories here already. But who knows? Anyway, I'm glad I found this place. The people here seem to be the best. And you all think like me too. I've gotta go now, I've got some reading to do. LOL

 

[Pixie]

Floating back down to earth again.

A magic number for a magic lady I say!

(Looking at the Av I float back off the ground again)

Hmm...I wonder if the wind is blowing this way?

*running to look out the window*