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[dadd4u]

nebies?

been here since last year. Still New?

 

[llee69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello all you freaks.

Ok... Looks like I found a new home...

You are a sick bitch by the way. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

LMAO.

W-M

Ahem!

That is a sick furball!

That is I am a sick furball!

(remind me not to talk about myself in a third person plural)

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Hello all you freaks.

Hi everyone,

I'm new to your board and wanted to introduce myself.

I'm a caucastian male, 33 years old, from Florida.

Married for 12 years (10 happily), have two kids, a dog and three cats.

I love to flirt, but I back out before I close the deal (I still have that whole wedding vow thing, not that I haven't be significantly tempted.)

I prefer reading erotica to more visual outlets of pornography, I believe my imagination can bring out so much more than a visual medium.

I prefer chucky peanut butter over creamy, except in certian situations.

My primary critiria for being intrested in women is proximity. I like all types, sizes, ages, skin color, hair color, breast size, ect.

They only thing I don't like is women who sweep you a side with out a second though. Their loss.

I have a fetish for smoking and anal sex (women only).

If you want anymore information, You'll have to contact me.

Wintermute

----------------------
"Life is a sport, Score more than the other team."

Hi Wintermute welcome to Lit. Freaks? I suppose I qualify Have fun here and be happy




Wendy

 

[llee69]

I'm a newbie poster. I've been reading the stories for awhile now. This is my favorite erotic story site. I've posted a couple of my adventures so far on a couple of the threads. I just love this place. I especially love the real photos of the ladies of this BB that are posted on several threads. I enjoy real pictures more than photos of perfect models. I happen to like all types of women. I often tease about women's breasts, "I've never seen a pair that I didn't like." To paraphrase a famous American humorist. Maybe I'll get over my cold feet and try to write an erotic story. Its just that there are so many great stories here already. But who knows? Anyway, I'm glad I found this place. The people here seem to be the best. And you all think like me too. I've gotta go now, I've got some reading to do. LOL

Hello BGBE! Thanks for coming in here to tell us we are a bunch of Pervs. Yep, good way to meet us alright.... (ok so we might just be a bunch of pervs, but - but ,but Oh hell, Hiya Pal!

 

[lingerielover77]

Thanks Wendy

Wendy,

Thanks for the warm invite. Is it appropriate to play "hump the hostess" on the boards?

lingerielover

 

[llee69]

Hmm...I wonder if the wind is blowing this way?

*running to look out the window*

*heard on news stations from Indiana towards New York*

"Dont be alarmed, I repeat, do no be alarmed. The furball seen swimming across the sky is gone."

Official report from the FAA

"All small aircraft - Be advised; there is a furball floating about 1000' doing what appears to be the Breast-Stroke. Please avoid this area"

UNITED STATES NAVY Official Press Relaese

"The Aircraft carrier Group has left dock in VIrginia to investigate the reported flying furball.

The Official word is that this is just a weather ballon, not we repeat NOT a flying furball"

The weather Ballon was part of a lighter than air research project on the cause and effect of a certian AV called Pixie.

The Tests have been declared 100% successfull."




Meanwhile somewhere over the Atlantic there is a furball floating lighter than air at the sight of his favorite Pixie.

 

[llee69]

Re: nebies?

been here since last year. Still New?

Well you are new to me, so why not???

Unless you dont want me to welcome you. In that case, its too late - Hello dadd4u!

Now you are not new

 

[llee69]

Re: Thanks Wendy

Wendy,

Thanks for the warm invite. Is it appropriate to play "hump the hostess" on the boards?

lingerielover

Wide eyed and waiting to see this!

Hiya lingerielover! While I am not Wendy, I will still say howdoo to ya!

 

[Pixie]

Meanwhile somewhere over the Atlantic there is a furball floating lighter than air at the sight of his favorite Pixie.

Oh you sweet little fuzzywuzzy you...
Come here so I can you sensless

Aaaw, shucks...already four at night here
I guess I should crawl to bed *yawn*

Thanks for cheering me up furball

I'll see you around

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Hello everyone

I guess I qualify as a newbie here. I joined to get the creative juices flowing. I am an artist and need inspiration. Any friendly muses out there?

Hi oilpainter I think you'll get all the inspiration you need here. Welcome to Lit and be happy





Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Hey Everyone

OK, reading I see a few writers with posts in the thousands and a few with single digits, so being between those numbers I hope I qualify

Read the lit several years previous and even registered, then drifted away. Have come back lately and become hooked to it, securely this time I'm afraid

Male, 36, Nebraska is my home state, presently working as an insurance analyst. My job bores the hell out of me, even if my boss is one of the sexiest female employers I've ever met...

I like a "tale" with a twisted plot, often mixed with the darker sides of fiction (can you tell where my mind drifts) and enjoy it when several creative writers work TOGETHER in a thread.

Nice to meetcha!!!

Hi truthpurveyor I suppose you're newbie-ish so welcome here anyway. Be happy




wendy

 

[BigGuyinBigEasy]

You guys and gals are nuts. I feel so very much at home here.

 

[AzureAngel]

I'm painfully new in almost all aspects. *Chuckles.* I'm a 20 year old guy and a whole 6 posts at this point (I'm like a freight train, I know. ). I actually came across this site two days ago for the first time. I've been discussing masturbation at length, no pun intended, with a girl that I do some online Role Playing with. She helped me to see that pornography just... cannot satisfy me as well as my imagination can, especially when assisted by carefully crafted words.

She suggested I look up some erotic writings - and thus, here I am.

Thankfully, I can already tell that the average person here can write with more skill than the average person outside. "hi im hotn wet 4 u ur want cybar" *Shudders.* Yes.

I'm so nervous... make me feel welcome. NOW!

 

[llee69]

Oh you sweet little fuzzywuzzy you...
Come here so I can you sensless

Aaaw, shucks...already four at night here
I guess I should crawl to bed *yawn*

Thanks for cheering me up furball

I'll see you around

Man, I am glad there are no military actions on the way to Finland right now...

4am huh? That is about the time I go to bed too. Makes it easier to sleep to noon!

*winking at Pixie* Glad to make you smile

 

[llee69]

You guys and gals are nuts. I feel so very much at home here.

Excuse me young man!

This still does not give you the right tho put your dirty shoes on the table there! Oh and just place a drink on that wood table without a coaster why dont ya!

Ok thats it!

Go outside and and mow the yard!

Have you dont your homework yet?

 

[llee69]

I'm painfully new in almost all aspects. *Chuckles.* I'm a 20 year old guy and a whole 6 posts at this point (I'm like a freight train, I know. ). I actually came across this site two days ago for the first time. I've been discussing masturbation at length, no pun intended, with a girl that I do some online Role Playing with. She helped me to see that pornography just... cannot satisfy me as well as my imagination can, especially when assisted by carefully crafted words.

She suggested I look up some erotic writings - and thus, here I am.

Thankfully, I can already tell that the average person here can write with more skill than the average person outside. "hi im hotn wet 4 u ur want cybar" *Shudders.* Yes.

I'm so nervous... make me feel welcome. NOW!

Enter llee69! aka the furball. Welcome to Lit AzureAngel. stories? you mean there are stories here? Dang, why didnt someone tell me!

 

[Lady_Sam]

I'm a newbie poster. I've been reading the stories for awhile now. This is my favorite erotic story site. I've posted a couple of my adventures so far on a couple of the threads. I just love this place. I especially love the real photos of the ladies of this BB that are posted on several threads. I enjoy real pictures more than photos of perfect models. I happen to like all types of women. I often tease about women's breasts, "I've never seen a pair that I didn't like." To paraphrase a famous American humorist. Maybe I'll get over my cold feet and try to write an erotic story. Its just that there are so many great stories here already. But who knows? Anyway, I'm glad I found this place. The people here seem to be the best. And you all think like me too. I've gotta go now, I've got some reading to do. LOL

Welcome bigguyinbigeasy, hope you enjoy your stay at Lit

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello all you freaks.

Ok... Looks like I found a new home...

You are a sick bitch by the way. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

LMAO.

W-M

Welcome Wintermute...and we love that sick squirrel

 

[Lady_Sam]

Re: nebies?

been here since last year. Still New?

Hiya dadd4u...you're still a virgin...I think that qualifies as new

 

[BigGuyinBigEasy]

Thanks for the welcome everyone. I do like it here. I love the stories and I'm having fun posting on this BB. I can't wait until I'm no longer a virgin. (A virgin poster, that is.) LOL

 

[Lady_Sam]

Thanks for the welcome everyone. I do like it here. I love the stories and I'm having fun posting on this BB. I can't wait until I'm no longer a virgin. (A virgin poster, that is.) LOL

hehe you have 19 posts to go to become experienced.

 

[AzureAngel]

llee69 - *Snickers.* Thanks. There are stories cleverly hidden amidst a mass of humor... I've searched the forums for hours to find them. *Grins.*

 

[sexyspank]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Addicted

Hehehe

Who me cop a feel with my elbow??????

hehehe, I guess I really got busted

Hi Lee I'm glad to see you manage to keep abreast of the posts on this thread




Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

I'm a newbie poster. I've been reading the stories for awhile now. This is my favorite erotic story site. I've posted a couple of my adventures so far on a couple of the threads. I just love this place. I especially love the real photos of the ladies of this BB that are posted on several threads. I enjoy real pictures more than photos of perfect models. I happen to like all types of women. I often tease about women's breasts, "I've never seen a pair that I didn't like." To paraphrase a famous American humorist. Maybe I'll get over my cold feet and try to write an erotic story. Its just that there are so many great stories here already. But who knows? Anyway, I'm glad I found this place. The people here seem to be the best. And you all think like me too. I've gotta go now, I've got some reading to do. LOL

Hi BigGuyinBigEasy Welcome to the boards. Don't let the reading get in the way of posting too much Be happy





Wendy

 

[sexyspank]

Re: nebies?

been here since last year. Still New?

Hi dadd4u I reckon you still qualify for a big welcome. So A big welcome Be happy






Wendy