All Newbies Post Here

[kimmy69]

answers to your survey

couldn't find them here, but here they are:

1.a) do you read Lit stories?
b) if yes, what sections/categories?
c)name a story that especially turned you on
d)name a story that left you cold, or made you go "huh?"

2. what boards on forum do you frequent?

3. Do you roleplay?
4. Do you like phone sex?
5. a)Do you like group sex?
b) if yes, what's the biggest group you tried?
c) what's the makeup ( # and gender mix) of your ideal group?

6. a)Are you married, or with a SO?
b) if yes, does he/ she know about Lit? about the answers above?

7. a) do you like bondage/ discipline?
b) if so, what sort?

8. Are you lesbian/bi?

9. a)Do you play with toys?
b)Describe your collection.
c)which is your fave?

10. Name one thing you've always wanted to try....

Ok here r my answers Sirhugs

1a. yes I read Lit stories(daily)
b. Group Sex, Erotic Couplings, and Anal are my fave catagories
c. Heathers Virgin Ass (anal)
d. Haven't found a story that made me do that yet, but they sure have made me do other things !! <wink><wink>

2. Like I said I was new, so haven't really frequented any

3. No, I have never role-played.

4. I LOVE phone sex( but yu need the right partner)(which I have found )

5a. I have had a group sex experience once in my life, and I really enjoyed it at the time, looking back now, I can not believe I ever did it, and would never do it again.
b. the group consisted of me, and a girlfriend, and 3 guys.
c. I i was to ever do it again, and i stress was, i would want just me a guy and another girl

6. yes I am married, he is gone away at the moment now, no he does not know about LIT, and some of the answers he knows about and some he doesn't.

7. Never been lucky enough to try the bondage (

8. Straight, but am curious.!!

9. YES I LOVE TOYS.
I have a blue vibrating dolphin, it is a clit pleaser, he is my fave pal, and I have a 6inch pink vibrating dildo, that is all at the moment, but looking to get more!!

10. and one thing i have always wanted to try, goes back to question 8 where you asked if i was lesbian or bi, like i said i am curious, and would love to have a women go down on me !!

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: All Newbies Post Here

Just thought I'd drift in here and say HI! I have been reading here for awhile but just recently registered. I love the site and am starting to find my way around. I hope to meet lots of you folks here on the boards. Till then, cheers!

welcome Dick

 

[kimmy69]

OOPS

got so into that survey, I forgot I was supposed to andswer them one at a time sorry sirhugs, my bad

 

[kimmy69]

Re: Re: All Newbies Post Here

Just thought I'd drift in here and say HI! I have been reading here for awhile but just recently registered. I love the site and am starting to find my way around. I hope to meet lots of you folks here on the boards. Till then, cheers!

Welcome from one newbie to another Dick

 

[phatcat]

Glad you like.

nice rhyme , guy
I was just reaching for a rhyme that time

That was a little longer than usual. I'm thinking of doing a story soon.. but not here =)

Personally I don't like when people launch into prose on the forums unless it's RP of some sort - just gets too long to read.
Verse is different though, so I invite all who can to rhyme for the fun of it. =D

...welcome Dick, mind if I ask a question? How thick is that? I'm of the belief that not all Dicks are created =

 

[sirhugs]

what would be worse
than an absence of verse
was is no one does converse

 

[kikmosa]

Unless one converses
In nought but verses



Sorry, lol. Couldn't resist.

 

[sirhugs]

welcome to Lit, we like it here
we speak prose when needed, have no fear

 

[kikmosa]

Fear of a word
Would be absurd
The silliest thing
I've ever heard

 

[sirhugs]

we fear no word
that we've ever heard

 

[kikmosa]

But the word 'no'
Can frighten me so
Send my spirits falling
To a dangerous low.

 

[sirhugs]

then you are not like my kids to whom "no" is just " maybe"
they cajole , bargain, even whine a tad, which doesn't work on me
but my wife, she falls for it, so they learn bargaining skills
and know that not everyone has equally strong wills

but we digress , from Lit's focus on the erotic
I'm just glad you're not a secret poetry critic

 

[kikmosa]

At last I concede
Your the best indeed

I wouldn't dare
My rymes compare

But before I go
To let you know

I've enjoyed this test
Against the best

 

[sirhugs]

oh, but, no, don't go, stay,play
liven up this boring boring day!

act like a real newbie should
tell us about you, if you could

prose is fine
at times, divine

 

[Felicia4411]

Ooh a poetry showdown, bravo you two. It's like west side story when the two gangs sang between their fighting...except I don't think they rhymed.

 

[kikmosa]

What can I say
I guess I'll stay
A bit to play
As for me
Not much to say

I fear I'm prone
To live alone
Me, the computer,
the dog, the phone

An empty life
Filled with strife
Where once I was
Someone's wife

No one to share
No one to care
Just a life
Empty and bare

I've said enough
Life's not so tough
At least I have
My computer stuff.

 

[sirhugs]

Felicia:

nice to see you're experienced now
care to tell us how?
what on Lit
did you find a good fit?
I'm sure the newbies would like to know
and your fetishes it would also show
to we veteran perverts around
who , on Lit, I'm afraid, abound

 

[sirhugs]

What can I say
I guess I'll stay
A bit to play
As for me
Not much to say

I fear I'm prone
To live alone
Me, the computer,
the dog, the phone

An empty life
Filled with strife
Where once I was
Someone's wife

No one to share
No one to care
Just a life
Empty and bare

I've said enough
Life's not so tough
At least I have
My computer stuff.

oh you sound so blue
tell me it isn't true
tell us what intetrests you
at Lit, you're bound to find someone to care
( or who wants to be bound, if you dare)

 

[kikmosa]

I like to see others have fun
It seems I'm destined myself to have none

To see them enjoy what brought me nothing but pain
I'll not look upon it quite the same

To know that out there are those that feel
What I was not sure was even real

A soft touch, a kind word
These are things of which I've heard

I thought they were false, not real, a lie
I was married to a sadistic guy

Never a word of love or praise
Only briuses did he ever raise

Til finally he left me for his new dream
A woman younger who still knew to scream

Now alone in this world I walk and live
Just looking for someone, my love to give.

 

[kikmosa]

No more will I say
Of those horrible days

Seems I stopped the play
Probably ruined your day

Forgive me please
I beg from my knees

 

[phatcat]

Oh come, come...

Welcome kikmosa
You've painted yourself in unhappy hues
Act like Samy Sosa
and bat away all those blues

If someone said
It just wasn't worth it to try
to be happy, instead
stay in bed 'till you die

I'd retort
there are many things in the world
comfort
yourself, it's a waste to stay curled

in despair
with a blanket, it's a fake
compare
that to having fun, eat a cake

indulge
the curiousity you have within
bulge
the constraints you perceive are thin

your mind
is the only prison and warden
be kind
let yourself free, step into the garden

 

[Felicia4411]

Kikmosa I wish I could put a smile on your face
but I'm afraid I do feel so much out of place
To see all these rhymes done by each master
Umm...I really wish I had some uh plaster?
Ok I give up...my rhymes are horrendous
if I had their talent I'd feel so stupendous
But I'll save my bad rhymes for some other day
to keep from scaring you all away

Ok, I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. Yes Sirhugs I am now experienced, so exciting. I posted in a few forums, general, BDSM, here, but most of them I got in the sexual role playing forum. Now just to get that darn AV. Speaking of which I like yours Phatcat.

 

[kikmosa]

Thank you Phatcat
For your words so sweet
Meeting you
Is truly a treat.

I'm trying to go on now
I'm learning to live
I just need to learn how
To do more then give.

I need to reliese
My inner desires
To stir the embers
And build the fires.

This I will learn
As time passes by
As I've already learned
I was living a lie.

 

[sirhugs]

No more will I say
Of those horrible days

Seems I stopped the play
Probably ruined your day

Forgive me please
I beg from my knees

I'd call you silly, but don't know you that well
your replies were just swell
you played fair
and yes, we care
so don't worry about sharing your pain
by making you feel better, we all gain
both the joy of helping, and a playful pal
'cause I suspect you might be a sexy gal
I hope by playing at Lit , and reading the stories too
not only will you find that you are feeling less blue
but you'll get excited as well
and you're life will less resemble hell

 

[phatcat]

yeah...

Speaking of which I like yours Phatcat.

I'm glad you like it, Felicia ... I was waiting for a long time to get to 100 - I had it all ready. =D

<--- the Cheshire Cat rocks! (I feel sorry for people who did not read books in childhood for the fun of it ... they will never experience that fuzzy fantasia that one retains after reading a great children's book.)

...and btw, nice rhyme - glad you are getting into it. Wish someone pointed the newbies to this thread - we are a great welcoming party. =D