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[phatcat]

Why, thank you...

*low bow*

Actually, I have sirhugs to thank for it was he who got me started with the poetry. It comes easy and I'm glad you like it.

 

[Felicia4411]

You're very welcome

Well then you're both talented. It definitely made my day at work this afternoon.

 

[phatcat]

well then...

anytime. =)

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Hi Everyone

Hi, I'm new here and don't really know anyone so I thought I'd say hi here. So "Hi All!"

know you know us
we play well, don't make a fuss
although we tease
its just to please
so tell us what brings you to Lit
we'll try to help you find a good fit

 

[Felicia4411]

Oh I just love it...rhyming poems galore. Do you really want to know about me or did you just put that in because it rhymed well?

 

[lickmyboot]

thanks sirhugs!

I would have been totally lost with out your galant directions!

hope to see you around!

lickmyboot

 

[sirhugs]

Oh I just love it...rhyming poems galore. Do you really want to know about me or did you just put that in because it rhymed well?

absolutely am a curious cat
finding out about you is where its at!

 

[Felicia4411]

I like your technique, who could refuse answering a poem? It reminded me of that saying, "Curiousity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back." I guess I'm here to meet people. I love to explore sexually but it's hard to find people who are the same way. So when I found this website and saw how open all of you are it was great. Anything else you'd like to know?

 

[sirhugs]

Felicia

I posted 10 questions a while back - try those

 

[Felicia4411]

Sounds good, do you happen to know which page they're on?

 

[sirhugs]

couldn't find them here, but here they are:

1.a) do you read Lit stories?
b) if yes, what sections/categories?
c)name a story that especially turned you on
d)name a story that left you cold, or made you go "huh?"

2. what boards on forum do you frequent?

3. Do you roleplay?
4. Do you like phone sex?
5. a)Do you like group sex?
b) if yes, what's the biggest group you tried?
c) what's the makeup ( # and gender mix) of your ideal group?

6. a)Are you married, or with a SO?
b) if yes, does he/ she know about Lit? about the answers above?

7. a) do you like bondage/ discipline?
b) if so, what sort?

8. Are you lesbian/bi?

9. a)Do you play with toys?
b)Describe your collection.
c)which is your fave?

10. Name one thing you've always wanted to try....

 

[Felicia4411]

Oh I like the questions, very original. Ok here we go

1. a) Yes, but I haven't read a whole lot of them considering how many there are
b) I usually read stories in Fetish, BDSM, Non-consent, & Group
c) I enjoyed Real Time
d) Quick Hit

2. The sexual role playing forum and the general forum

3. Yes

4. Sometimes, it depends on the situation

5. a) The idea is appealing, but I've never really done it so...
b) 3 people, counting me but I don't think that qualifies as group sex
c) It was me and another girl and a guy

6. a) I'm engaged
b) yes on both accounts

7. a) Yes
b) I'm pretty new to it but I like to be bound and I enjoy the use of a cat o' nine tails, clothespins, etc.

8. I'm bi

9. a) Yes
b) I have a vibrator and a couple of dildoes
c) I'd have to say the dildo

10. I've always wanted to do the Dom/sub thing, me being the sub

Ok, I think I answered everything.

 

[sirhugs]

dildos come in many shapes and sizes
tell us about yours, we dislike surprises

 

[Felicia4411]

I figured you wouldn't let me get away with such a vague description. It's 9 inches long and I'm guessing like 2 1/2 inches wide and (don't laugh, it's the only color they had) it's purple.

 

[sirhugs]

I figured you wouldn't let me get away with such a vague description. It's 9 inches long and I'm guessing like 2 1/2 inches wide and (don't laugh, it's the only color they had) it's purple.

is it hard, is it soft? is it rubber?
or made of flubbber?
does it make you fly?
does it need batteries every try?

 

[kimmy69]

newcomer

Hello, Just wanted to inroduce myself, I am fairly new to Literotica, and I freakin love it here, I have 2 stories here, and hope to have more soon someday. I am new to the threads, and I enjoy reading them very much, so hope to be talking to you all soon some day, TY for the welcome SS, its always nice to have someone out there willing to show a newbie the way.

PS. when do I lose my virgin status, cause damn I don't even remember when I was a virgin last! hehe

 

[sirhugs]

Re: newcomer

Hello, Just wanted to inroduce myself, I am fairly new to Literotica, and I freakin love it here, I have 2 stories here, and hope to have more soon someday. I am new to the threads, and I enjoy reading them very much, so hope to be talking to you all soon some day, TY for the welcome SS, its always nice to have someone out there willing to show a newbie the way.

PS. when do I lose my virgin status, cause damn I don't even remember when I was a virgin last! hehe

welcome Kimmy

you become " experienced" at 30 posts, so you go girl...

 

[Felicia4411]

I don't think it's plastic but maybe? It's like umm, jello looking (the material, not the shape) and it's hard but not like metal stick hard, it can bend. I enjoy it quite a bit and no it does not need batteries.

 

[kimmy69]

Re: Re: newcomer

welcome Kimmy

you become " experienced" at 30 posts, so you go girl...

TY TY Sirhugs, very sweet of you, and wow I have alot more posts to go before I am no longer a virgin again hehe

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: Re: newcomer

TY TY Sirhugs, very sweet of you, and wow I have alot more posts to go before I am no longer a virgin again hehe

that's ok we like virgins here

care to try the survey I posted for felicia above?
answer each question in a separate post, that'll help

 

[sirhugs]

I don't think it's plastic but maybe? It's like umm, jello looking (the material, not the shape) and it's hard but not like metal stick hard, it can bend. I enjoy it quite a bit and no it does not need batteries.

ohhhhhhh- is it gelfilled?

 

[Felicia4411]

I don't think so, it's not squishy. If I pinched it I wouldn't be able to do much to it, my fingers would maybe pinch in a little but then that'd be it...I've seen quite a few dildoes made of this though.

 

[phatcat]

dislike surprises?

Mystery is the spice of life
It wakes us from our mundane strife
It whispers passion in our hearts
It moves us, as do cupid's darts

To shake ourselves of daily chores
Instead, embark and open doors
to new adventures. Let's proceed
and hear tall tales of some court deed

so scandalous, it would implicate
a lover and a lady fair and delicate
enshrouded in a court intrigue
caught in a web spun by the league.

Or shall we hear of Sherlock Holmes?
Whose mental faculties like combs
sift through what others cast aside
to piece together crime and guide

the sleuth, and his indubitable friend,
a Dr. Watson, to where they attend
the time and place where by his lot
the criminal falls in his own plot.

Oh, there are so many mysteries
To feast more ample curiosities
That when one pouts at a surprise
He (she) is much too old to rise

And say what should be said instead,
embrace the change, your heart's not dead.


P.S. by the time I had this written, Felicia already answered your question, sirhugs, but I will post nonetheless. =D

 

[Dick thick]

It seems that a some of the newcomers feel as though are being ignored or overlooked.Register here and get a big Lit welcome from the great people here. Have fun and be happy.If you are not sure about anything just ask and I'm sure someone will be there to help



Wendy

Just thought I'd drift in here and say HI! I have been reading here for awhile but just recently registered. I love the site and am starting to find my way around. I hope to meet lots of you folks here on the boards. Till then, cheers!

 

[sirhugs]

Re: dislike surprises?

Mystery is the spice of life
It wakes us from our mundane strife
It whispers passion in our hearts
It moves us, as do cupid's darts

To shake ourselves of daily chores
Instead, embark and open doors
to new adventures. Let's proceed
and hear tall tales of some court deed

so scandalous, it would implicate
a lover and a lady fair and delicate
enshrouded in a court intrigue
caught in a web spun by the league.

Or shall we hear of Sherlock Holmes?
Whose mental faculties like combs
sift through what others cast aside
to piece together crime and guide

the sleuth, and his indubitable friend,
a Dr. Watson, to where they attend
the time and place where by his lot
the criminal falls in his own plot.

Oh, there are so many mysteries
To feast more ample curiosities
That when one pouts at a surprise
He (she) is much too old to rise

And say what should be said instead,
embrace the change, your heart's not dead.


P.S. by the time I had this written, Felicia already answered your question, sirhugs, but I will post nonetheless. =D

nice rhyme , guy
I was just reaching for a rhyme that time