Air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Emerson40]

Can be African or European.

 

[twister947]

Isn't that redundant?

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, it matters if it's african or european!

[sound of someone falling to their death]

 

[talikat]

Depending on the wing span, I would say roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

I like birds

 

[Emerson40]

We have to know these things when you're king.

 

[talikat]

I completely understand Your Royal Highness, *curtsies*

 

[cittran]

Wait, if they're unladen, did they just drop off a coconut, or are they headed to pick it up?

 

[biggee163]

I don't know. I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.

 

[1Browneyedguy]

well

a 5oz bird cannot carry a 1 lb coconut...
and it also depends if the swallow has been hijacked by the GB

 

[Saucyminx]

I don't know. I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[OTCurve]

Simple. Figure the speed of a laden swallow, subtract for drag of coconut. Done.

Hmm, who knows the drag of a coconut?

 

[NightL]

Hmm, who knows the drag of a coconut?

ask him or her or

 

[Ellafun]

You must be a king. You don't smell like shit.

 

[fgarvb1]

Depends on the speed of the Hawk trying to catch it!

 

[Emerson40]

Wait, if they're unladen, did they just drop off a coconut, or are they headed to pick it up?

What?! A swallow carrying a coconut?

You must be a king. You don't smell like shit.

Well, you can't expect to wield supreme power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

 

[box13]

I'm here to give the spankings.

 

[wrant]

I'm here to give the spankings.

Here we see the violence inherent in the system. Here we see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!

 

[NightL]

I'm here to give the spankings.

That's a paddlin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFgR0m-9FmM

 

[Saucyminx]

A moose once bit my sister. . .

 

[BeachMomma]

*perk*

Did someone say swallow?

Can be African or European.

Damn. Wrong kind of swallowing.

Who cares since swallows with wings can't give blow jobs?

 

[SBroadB9]

Did someone say swallow?



Damn. Wrong kind of swallowing.

Who cares since swallows with wings can't give blow jobs?

I think I like your kind of swallow much better.

 

[OTCurve]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[NightL]

A moose once bit my sister. . .

That's a paddlin'

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Some call me... Tim.

 

[Saucyminx]

That's a paddlin'

Again???

Here I just thought I'd get sacked.