Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

I anticipated your glee would be a match for mine. While you are far more demonstrative, I am no less erect.

gifs are poppin up all over Twitter right now. This is just the first teaser, we are not even seeing all of the Avengers on both sides, not the complete villain cast, nor Spidey.

duuuuude this shit is gonna fucking rule next summer, who give a fuck about X-Men Apocalypse? :D

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#TeamT'Challa
 
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:D

New Captain America: Civil War Trailer Kicks Off Phase 3

Disney’s corporate synergy continues to pay dividends. It’s Star Wars Week on Jimmy Kimmel, but the company is clearly already looking ahead to the next phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, so the first trailer for Captain America: Civil War debuted during the show tonight. As teased during Ant-Man’s post-credits over the summer, it begins with Captain America (Chris Evans) and Falcon (Anthony Mackie) interrogating the Winter Soldier, aka Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan). Apparently the government is after Bucky, and a rift between Cap and Iron Man begins when Steve Rodgers wants to protect his old friend. Not much else gets revealed here except who else is involved: Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson), War Machine (Don Cheadle), Scarlett Witch (Elizabeth Olsen), Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), and the first appearance of Chadwick Boseman as Black Panther.

Pause at: 0:51 to see William Hurt as the new government watchdog who says some see Cap as a “vigilante” in need of oversight. 0:57 to see the Sokovia Accords, the document that allegedly kicks off the rift between the Marvel heroes. 1:46 to see Iron Man and War Machine face off against Cap, Scarlett Witch, and Hawkeye. 1:51 for a glimpse of Black Panther. 1:59 to see Bucky grabbing onto Tony Stark’s arc reactor. 2:13 to see Iron Man taking on both Cap and the Winter Soldier.

Essential Quote: “You know what’s about to happen. Do you really want to punch your way out of this?”—Natasha Romanoff (Johansson)


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This is one good thing happening because of Civil War.


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Captain America will celebrate his 75th anniversary in style: ABC will air the "Marvel's Captain America: 75 Heroic Years" one-hour special on Tuesday, Jan. 19, celebrating Marvel Comics' patriotic icon right before the "Marvel's Agent Carter" second season premiere. Along with toasting Cap, the special is also promised to include "an exclusive announcement from Marvel Comics."

Here's the official description of the special: "This special one-hour event follows the history of Captain America from 1941 to present and explores how the character has been a reflection of the changing times and the world he has existed in throughout the years. Fans will hear from various Marvel luminaries including Stan Lee, Joe Quesada, Clark Gregg, Ming-Na Wen, Chloe Bennet, Jeph Loeb, Louis D’Esposito, Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell, as well as family members of Cap’s creators. 'Marvel’s Captain America: 75 Heroic Years' will also unveil an exclusive announcement from Marvel Comics."

Created by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby, Captain America debuted in 1941's "Captain America Comics" #1, as a superheroic symbol of America's fight in World War II. The character experienced a renaissance with 1964's "Avengers" #4 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, which brought the character into the contemporary era but kept his WWII origins.

Directed by Zac Knutson, "Marvel's Captain America: 75 Heroic Years" is scheduled to air 8 p.m. Tuesday, Jan. 19 on ABC, before the two-hour "Agent Carter" season premiere. Marvel Studios' next Captain America film, "Captain America: Civil War," is scheduled for release on May 6.
 
So...Michael Bay will to (the consternation of some) be directing Transformers 5.

Michael Bay Confirms He’ll Direct ‘Transformers 5’, But Then He’s Done With the Franchise, For Real This Time

Posted on Monday, January 4th, 2016 by Angie Han

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After directing Transformers numbers one through four, Michael Bay has confirmed he will return yet again to direct Transformers 5. The news doesn’t come as a surprise, as Bay entered talks to direct last fall after months of speculation (and let’s be real, totally reasonable assumptions). There’s a catch this time, though: It’s going to be the last Transformers movie Bay will ever direct. Or so he says. For now. Read the Michael Bay Transformers 5 comments after the jump.

Bay spilled the beans in an interview with Rolling Stone: “I’m doing Transformers … 5, is it?” He later continued: “Transformers, I still have a great time. It’s fun to do a movie that 100 million people will see. But this is the last one. I have to pass the reins to someone else.” If Bay’s quote triggers some déjà vu, it’s not just you. Bay expressed similar sentiments after Transformers: Dark of the Moon (the third film) and Transformers: Age of Extinction (the fourth and most recent film). “I know,” admitted Bay. “J.J. [Abrams] told me, ‘You’re the only guy that could do this.’ But it’s time to move on. One more.”

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This is my personal take and you can take it to the bank or credit union: as shitty as they are as deep-dish cinematic thoughtpieces, the movies are basically entertaining. They were the ultimate popcorn flicks I could totally devour on a lazy Sunday or even now from jump. I wasn't a total TS stan, but I was a part of that era of growing up with that shit. I'm appreciative of it coming alive on the big screen for the past whatever years since Iron Man re-jump started the superhero-comic book movie genre. And even with massive shit from the original source that I would do differently that they should've done, (Arcee units, hello?) can we finally see a Quintessons appearance in this one? Fuck, Optimus was all 'bout bringing the noise back to the homeworld to settle up things in the last one!

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He might've lost his way during the process, but don't front like you weren't flipping out on that first one way back when during that July of 2007. That shit was fucking gold and y'all know it. :D Bay, do it right for your fucking swan song. You've had plenty of time to filter out the bad and keep the good!
 
Meh. These have been pretty bloody abysmall for my money to the point that I was mildly pissed they tricked me with 4. I knew it was bad and I couldn't stop. Robot dinosaurs. I can't say no. Then the fuckers were in the flick for like ten minutes of a nearly three hour film. And I'm not usually one to harp on characters needing to hold the idiot ball to move the plot but when my shapeshifting robot that I tell to look like Optimus Prime insists on looking like Megatron after more than a year of programing I pull the goddamn plug. Because I've met Megatron and don't want to put up with that shit.

I don't have the emotional attachment to TF that many of my age group do though. I could care less. Now murdering the Ninja Turtles? I'd be pissed. . .but Nick is doing right by the brothers right now so I can forgive or more accurately ignore those films.

You know what they should do if they want money. Dinoriders. Seriously. People ride dinosaurs and load them up with lasers and go off to war. You call up the video game people and get everybody on the same page. It's a two hour comercial for your games, your toys and. . .do they still make shitty fruit snacks out of every cartoon n shit and Ice Cream Bars?
 
Meh. These have been pretty bloody abysmall for my money to the point that I was mildly pissed they tricked me with 4. I knew it was bad and I couldn't stop. Robot dinosaurs. I can't say no. Then the fuckers were in the flick for like ten minutes of a nearly three hour film. And I'm not usually one to harp on characters needing to hold the idiot ball to move the plot but when my shapeshifting robot that I tell to look like Optimus Prime insists on looking like Megatron after more than a year of programing I pull the goddamn plug. Because I've met Megatron and don't want to put up with that shit.

I don't have the emotional attachment to TF that many of my age group do though. I could care less. Now murdering the Ninja Turtles? I'd be pissed. . .but Nick is doing right by the brothers right now so I can forgive or more accurately ignore those films.

You know what they should do if they want money. Dinoriders. Seriously. People ride dinosaurs and load them up with lasers and go off to war. You call up the video game people and get everybody on the same page. It's a two hour comercial for your games, your toys and. . .do they still make shitty fruit snacks out of every cartoon n shit and Ice Cream Bars?

Look at them this way...what would they be under a Warner Herzog role?

We needed these as popcorn fare! :D
 
So...Michael Bay will to (the consternation of some) be directing Transformers 5.

Michael Bay Confirms He’ll Direct ‘Transformers 5’, But Then He’s Done With the Franchise, For Real This Time

Posted on Monday, January 4th, 2016 by Angie Han

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After directing Transformers numbers one through four, Michael Bay has confirmed he will return yet again to direct Transformers 5. The news doesn’t come as a surprise, as Bay entered talks to direct last fall after months of speculation (and let’s be real, totally reasonable assumptions). There’s a catch this time, though: It’s going to be the last Transformers movie Bay will ever direct. Or so he says. For now. Read the Michael Bay Transformers 5 comments after the jump.

Bay spilled the beans in an interview with Rolling Stone: “I’m doing Transformers … 5, is it?” He later continued: “Transformers, I still have a great time. It’s fun to do a movie that 100 million people will see. But this is the last one. I have to pass the reins to someone else.” If Bay’s quote triggers some déjà vu, it’s not just you. Bay expressed similar sentiments after Transformers: Dark of the Moon (the third film) and Transformers: Age of Extinction (the fourth and most recent film). “I know,” admitted Bay. “J.J. [Abrams] told me, ‘You’re the only guy that could do this.’ But it’s time to move on. One more.”

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http://www.slashfilm.com/michael-bay-transformers-5/


This is my personal take and you can take it to the bank or credit union: as shitty as they are as deep-dish cinematic thoughtpieces, the movies are basically entertaining. They were the ultimate popcorn flicks I could totally devour on a lazy Sunday or even now from jump. I wasn't a total TS stan, but I was a part of that era of growing up with that shit. I'm appreciative of it coming alive on the big screen for the past whatever years since Iron Man re-jump started the superhero-comic book movie genre. And even with massive shit from the original source that I would do differently that they should've done, (Arcee units, hello?) can we finally see a Quintessons appearance in this one? Fuck, Optimus was all 'bout bringing the noise back to the homeworld to settle up things in the last one!

http://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/7/72/Quint.jpg

He might've lost his way during the process, but don't front like you weren't flipping out on that first one way back when during that July of 2007. That shit was fucking gold and y'all know it. :D Bay, do it right for your fucking swan song. You've had plenty of time to filter out the bad and keep the good!

I admit to having a bias against Michael Bay. I feel as a director, he can take a good idea and make it less than good in execution (I came to this conclusion after watching The Rock, and nothing he has done since has changed my mind).

That being said, the Transformers have been mildly entertaining at times. His flaw is, like it always has been, the lack of any character development. So, the films just avoid it completely and blue a lot of shit up. It's a decent time-waster.

But, let me take you back to the animated Transformer movie. Do you remember when Optimus Prime died? It was like losing your grandfather. When he dies in the Bay movies no one cared, because he was more cartoonish than he was in the actual cartoons.

I'll be glad when Bay stops making films.
 
I like bad boys tbh.

It was fun when it came out, I won't deny that. But we were all on a different level of sophistication back then, when standard formula clichés and tropes masked by MTV-generation visuals ruled the cinematic galaxy. Not sure if it holds up outside of '90s nostalgia. A movie like that made now would go triple lead after the first week.

But you'll be happy to know that Bad Boys 3 is coming out next year with the same team, along with a tentative Bad Boys 4 in 2019 depending on the box office. ;)
 
Maybe. I mean it's hard to tell what stuff holds up from nostalgia vs what just holds up but I saw that not too long ago and still enjoyed it. Still my point was only that Micheal Bay isn't the devil. .. I just don't have a hardon for Transformers. And he does like to blow shit up.
 
Maybe. I mean it's hard to tell what stuff holds up from nostalgia vs what just holds up but I saw that not too long ago and still enjoyed it. Still my point was only that Micheal Bay isn't the devil. .. I just don't have a hardon for Transformers. And he does like to blow shit up.

Mikey Bay is basically the All-American Kidult Boy who grew up being an American boy and liked simple, basic, easy-to-figure-out shit for American boys, like fast food and alcohol and cars racing around and explosions that blew shit up and California-type girls with bouncing titties that wore loose shirts and cutoffs...and at some point in his life, he said, "I'm gonna make some fun-time movies featuring this shit that I like and would love to see in movies and I know somehow a whole bunch of American boys like me will love watching this shit, too."

And so, he did just that. :D Now, I respect him somewhat in the sense that he isn't a stupid person. He's a basic, banal director, but he isn't stupid. He made sure the templates of those flicks could sell worldwide and boost his property gain for each subsequent sequel. I think he put more of his honest heart into this Benghazi movie out now (that I have zero interest in paying to see) than in anything else, but the Transformers films are his boys with toys shit coming out to the fore.
 
I can dig that. And I never disrespected his ability to entertain. He falls for me in that same cart as Britney Spears. I don't know quite what it is she actually does but it pays and pays well.
 
Marvel Tuesdays starts up again tonight, bitches, tonight! :D

L.A.OR BUST!

Marvel's Agent Carter: How the Show Is Shaking Things Up in Season 2


By sadie gennis

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Peggy Carter is moving to L.A.! When Marvel's Agent Carter returns on Tuesday, the badass superspy will be moving out west to help out her old pal (and possible crush) Sousa (Enver Gjokaj) on a case. What Peggy (Hayley Atwell) doesn't anticipate is how that one case soon leads her into a spiderweb of conspiracies involving the devious actress Whitney Frost (Wynn Everett), her politician husband Calvin Chadwick (Currie Graham), and a shadowy organization that is (you guessed it) up to no good.

TV.com spoke with showrunners Tara Butters and Michele Fazekas about what to expect from Agent Carter's second season—including all about Peggy's new love interest!


Read: http://www.tv.com/shows/agent-carter/community/post/marvels-agent-carter-season-2-preview-145322802519/
 
michael bay likes to blow shit up and suck lots of jingoist cock.

also, he made the island which had a potentially interesting concept that he completely ruined by being a fucking moron.
 
Americans are so jingoistic by nature that I hardly mark that up as something wrong with Micheal Bay. That's just reality.
 
Cringing after watching the Captain America special.

Way too much jumping back and forth between people commenting. Half the time, it flashed by so quickly that if you didn't already know who it was, you couldn't read the caption before it switched to someone else. The commercial transitions were absolute train-wrecks. Every time a commercial popped up, it was like running into a brick wall.

Hate to say it, but this absolutely reeks of a DVD extra that they edited on the quick and tossed out there because D.C. had so much going on tonight.

There were some good moments -- mostly anecdotes from the family of Simon and Kirby -- but nowhere near enough to balance.

Thankfully, Agent Carter season 2 is sitting there queued up on the DVR to take the bad taste out of my mouth :p
 
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