RudeNastyAssBitch
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Tell Me One Of Your Favorite Adventures!!!
Another Insane Rambling By: RNAB
Two Friends & I, I'll Call Them Fruity & Goofy, Were Once Again Taking THE BETTER WAY. This Night I Suppose We Just Needed A Bit Of A Thrill, Cuz It Was Almost Like We Knew What Each Other Were Thinking Before It Was Spoken.
Goofy, Fruity & I, All Got This Wicked Smile On Our Faces And Started Moving Down The Subway Platform Of Main Station. The Little & I Might Add, Totally Useless, Gate, Supposed Ta Stop One From Entering The Dangerous Tunnels was Now Before Us!
We All Took A Deep Breath, Giggled Like Freaks & Pushed Open The DO NOT ENTER Barrier. Slipping Into The Gloomy Tunnel, Adreneline & The Need To Sate Our Quest For Adventure Took Over!
Our First Thoughts Were,
How Are We Gonna Get Away From The Trains When They Come?
&
Is That Wooden Board Over The Electric Rail Gonna Do The Job?
LOL. Fruity & I, MADE Goofy Test The Board! It Worked!
Both Our Questions Answered In One Fell Swoop
We'll Have A Great Time Now!
We Found Many Interesting Places & Things To Do, Let Me Tell Ya. Next Station Along, VOILA! A Nice Heavy Duty Flashlight Perfect. Now We Can Visit The CHUDS & Bums In The Abandoned Stations Deep In The Heart Of The TTC.
Well, Our Adventure ='ed 6 More Staions And A Whole Lot More Dark & Fun Little Side Trips Into Ventelation Chambers, Up Mysterious Ladders & Also Included A Broadway Worthy Performance From The Dudes On The Garbage Train.
GARBAGE TRAIN?
UH Oh!
THE SUBWAY IS NOW CLOSED!
No Problem Though We'll Just Jump Back Up To The Platform And Out An Outdoor Station...NOT!
There Are Huge Metal Doors Sheathed Inside The Walls Of The Exit Stairwells How The Fuck Are We Supposed Ta Know This! Damndable. Thank Goodness fer the deck of cards, but we only had 5 smokes between us! I'll Not Even Tell Ya'll What We Did About THAT Situation. Back into the tunnels, we remembered that there are exits inside the tunnels themselves! What a bunch of Bad Dudes we were..."You Open It!'...."No, YOU, Open It!"...."I Just KNOW That The Alarms Will Sound If I Do It! YOU Do It!".
We Did NOT Open It. Instead we sat down and played 2 hours worth of Hearts, Smoked Our Last Smokes, and decided that we wanted OUT.
Pape Station.
We Had Already tried to make an escape here, but not by jumping from the roof!
Flashlight back on, we found the ladder up to the Top'O'Pape Station. It Was Quite The Frightning climb. Aside form the angry pigions, it was probably 35 feet up!
Finally we were at the top, Escape should have been the next step, but like I said, We Are just a bunch of freaky chickens. Fruity and I Looked Down And Said Nuh Uh, Not Jumping, And Goofy was nursing a twisted ankle, so he wan't gonna do the drop. Darndable.
Now The Only Thing Actually parked in the parking lot, was a big old tractor, ya know the kind with the bucket thing in the front. And Great Goodness! There Was Some Guy Getting In! WE ARE SAVED!
All We Had Ta Do Was Get The Guy To Drive Over And Lift His Bucket For Us To Jump Into, Then We Were On The Ground, ON THE OUTSIDE. Fruity and I Got The Tractor Dude right to the edge of the platform, the bucket was on the way up, But At The Last Second He Asked Us..." Do Ya'll Work Here?"
Fruity- "Yes Sir"
RNAB- " Of Course!"
Goofy- " No"
I Coulda Thrown Him Off The Roof! Tractor Dude Lowered His Bucket And Drove Away. We Were Now Truly Stuck.
We Waited Til Morning, And Filthy, tired, and REALLY FUCKING Hungry, we all climbed down then outta the TTC.
Perhaps Next Time, I'll Tell You About The Time My House Was Raided By 45 Division
Another Insane Rambling By: RNAB
Another Insane Rambling By: RNAB
Two Friends & I, I'll Call Them Fruity & Goofy, Were Once Again Taking THE BETTER WAY. This Night I Suppose We Just Needed A Bit Of A Thrill, Cuz It Was Almost Like We Knew What Each Other Were Thinking Before It Was Spoken.
Goofy, Fruity & I, All Got This Wicked Smile On Our Faces And Started Moving Down The Subway Platform Of Main Station. The Little & I Might Add, Totally Useless, Gate, Supposed Ta Stop One From Entering The Dangerous Tunnels was Now Before Us!
We All Took A Deep Breath, Giggled Like Freaks & Pushed Open The DO NOT ENTER Barrier. Slipping Into The Gloomy Tunnel, Adreneline & The Need To Sate Our Quest For Adventure Took Over!
Our First Thoughts Were,
How Are We Gonna Get Away From The Trains When They Come?
&
Is That Wooden Board Over The Electric Rail Gonna Do The Job?
LOL. Fruity & I, MADE Goofy Test The Board! It Worked!
Both Our Questions Answered In One Fell Swoop
We'll Have A Great Time Now!We Found Many Interesting Places & Things To Do, Let Me Tell Ya. Next Station Along, VOILA! A Nice Heavy Duty Flashlight
Perfect. Now We Can Visit The CHUDS & Bums In The Abandoned Stations Deep In The Heart Of The TTC.Well, Our Adventure ='ed 6 More Staions And A Whole Lot More Dark & Fun Little Side Trips Into Ventelation Chambers, Up Mysterious Ladders & Also Included A Broadway Worthy Performance From The Dudes On The Garbage Train.
GARBAGE TRAIN?
UH Oh!
THE SUBWAY IS NOW CLOSED!
No Problem Though
We'll Just Jump Back Up To The Platform And Out An Outdoor Station...NOT!There Are Huge Metal Doors Sheathed Inside The Walls Of The Exit Stairwells
How The Fuck Are We Supposed Ta Know This! Damndable. Thank Goodness fer the deck of cards, but we only had 5 smokes between us! I'll Not Even Tell Ya'll What We Did About THAT Situation. Back into the tunnels, we remembered that there are exits inside the tunnels themselves! What a bunch of Bad Dudes we were..."You Open It!'...."No, YOU, Open It!"...."I Just KNOW That The Alarms Will Sound If I Do It! YOU Do It!".We Did NOT Open It. Instead we sat down and played 2 hours worth of Hearts, Smoked Our Last Smokes, and decided that we wanted OUT.
Pape Station.
We Had Already tried to make an escape here, but not by jumping from the roof!
Flashlight back on, we found the ladder up to the Top'O'Pape Station. It Was Quite The Frightning climb. Aside form the angry pigions, it was probably 35 feet up!
Finally we were at the top, Escape should have been the next step, but like I said, We Are just a bunch of freaky chickens. Fruity and I Looked Down And Said Nuh Uh, Not Jumping, And Goofy was nursing a twisted ankle, so he wan't gonna do the drop. Darndable.
Now The Only Thing Actually parked in the parking lot, was a big old tractor, ya know the kind with the bucket thing in the front. And Great Goodness! There Was Some Guy Getting In! WE ARE SAVED!
All We Had Ta Do Was Get The Guy To Drive Over And Lift His Bucket For Us To Jump Into, Then We Were On The Ground, ON THE OUTSIDE. Fruity and I Got The Tractor Dude right to the edge of the platform, the bucket was on the way up, But At The Last Second He Asked Us..." Do Ya'll Work Here?"
Fruity- "Yes Sir"
RNAB- " Of Course!"
Goofy- " No"
I Coulda Thrown Him Off The Roof! Tractor Dude Lowered His Bucket And Drove Away. We Were Now Truly Stuck.
We Waited Til Morning, And Filthy, tired, and REALLY FUCKING Hungry, we all climbed down then outta the TTC.
Perhaps Next Time, I'll Tell You About The Time My House Was Raided By 45 Division
Another Insane Rambling By: RNAB
