ABSnapped! Ransom thread

[ABSTRUSE]

See, Abs, that's what you call taking one for the team.

I'm not a team player.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Ya should have stuck with the bike idea and called up reenforcements.....

Let's ride!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Five on one might be a good thing. Careful. If she likes it, Abs stays longer.

You get an extra orgasm for that. later...

 

[Recidiva]

Five on one might be a good thing. Careful. If she likes it, Abs stays longer.

She has forsaken me. Fingers all around. I care not. I shall go drown my sorrows. In Terre Haute. With Honey. With the candlestick in the Library.

 

[damppanties]

Ya should have stuck with the bike idea and called up reenforcements.....

Get talking about what ransom you'll offer.

 

[entitled]

You get an extra orgasm for that. later...

Who loves ya?

 

[Honey123]

ABS has abandoned me. Let's go get a burger, honey

'Solong as you eat it off my ass...

*on the way out, grab the feathers....the leather jacket....and the donuts...you and me are gonna have our own fun!!!!*

 

[entitled]

She has forsaken me. Fingers all around. I care not. I shall go drown my sorrows. In Terre Haute. With Honey. With the candlestick in the Library.

Watch out for Colonel Mustard. He's a voyeur with a hidden camera. All proceeds will be used to buy chocolate and implements of Abs' torture.

 

[Recidiva]

'Solong as you eat it off my ass...

*on the way out, grab the feathers....the leather jacket....and the donuts...you and me are gonna have our own fun!!!!*

Damned straight. You got the syrups and the oils?

 

[Recidiva]

Watch out for Colonel Mustard. He's a voyeur with a hidden camera. All proceeds will be used to buy chocolate and implements of Abs' torture.

Why the hell do you think I picked the library? He's a fun guy.

Salvor can wear a Colonel Mustard suit if he doesn't show up on his own.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Get talking about what ransom you'll offer.

Yea and...hey wait? what ransom???

 

[Honey123]

Damned straight. You got the syrups and the oils?

I've only got Honey...but it's tasty, dammit!! And you're gonna like it!

 

[entitled]

Why the hell do you think I picked the library? He's a fun guy.

Salvor can wear a Colonel Mustard suit if he doesn't show up on his own.

Do they make them thumb-sized?

 

[Honey123]

Yea and...hey wait? what ransom???

Hey...I've got vanna naked with donuts on her tits and your thinking of a ransom?

 

[TxRad]

Get talking about what ransom you'll offer.

How about a bike ride with Lucky and me on a lonely country backroad....

 

[Aurora Black]

Who wants hot wax?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey...I've got vanna naked with donuts on her tits and your thinking of a ransom?

stop distracting me....a horrible crime is being committed and I can't find my lighter.

 

[Recidiva]

Do they make them thumb-sized?

I'll have to ask. We'll make a suggestion box "Thumb Ideas"

 

[Recidiva]

I've only got Honey...but it's tasty, dammit!! And you're gonna like it!

I can always count on you!

Unlike that fickle wench who can't find her lighter. Kidnapping's too good for her.

 

[Honey123]

stop distracting me....a horrible crime is being committed and I can't find my lighter.

I put the lighter somewhere stratigically on Vana --

Come here and let me tie your hands so you must must your tongue to find it..

 

[hugo_sam]

Hey Sis
I found some dusty vinyl albums behind the bar.
I'll put them on for you....

mmm
Johnny Horton
George Jones
Tammy Wynette - Hey did she steal her hair style from you?
Hank Williams Senior
Porter Wagoner
Pa Jones
Hummmmmm.

welll enjoy.......

I got ear plugs if anyone needs them

Hugo

 

[TxRad]

Who wants hot wax?

Funny you should ask.... my mustache needs straightening.....

 

[damppanties]

You've made your choice.

Yes, both.

How about a bike ride with Lucky and me on a lonely country backroad....

Oh yes! That's wow. More!!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I put the lighter somewhere stratigically on Vana --

Come here and let me tie your hands so you must must your tongue to find it..

Now that's hot... Wait. Is she still naked?

 

[Samandiriel]

Is she dead yet? I'll bury the body.