ABSnapped! Ransom thread

[ABSTRUSE]

NO cigarettes! No coffee!

You're bitchier than the big blonde.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If you have time to discuss lingerie with me, you have too much time on your hands. Do I get to see the thong up close?

You can see the thong with braille.

 

[Recidiva]

Okay, well, I'm on ignore and I'm sans chocolate. So I did what I could. The sacrifices we make.

I'm off to Terre Haute.

 

[rgraham666]

I originally read the thread title as 'ABS snapped' and thought, "Again?"

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You're bitchier than the big blonde.

Call me Mistress. Nothing else.

 

[entitled]

You're bitchier than the big blonde.

It's the tiny brunette's job to be bitchier than the big blonde. Haven't you figured that out yet?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay, well, I'm on ignore and I'm sans chocolate. So I did what I could. The sacrifices we make.

I'm off to Terre Haute.

okay, you suck too.

 

[entitled]

You can see the thong with braille.

*insert momentary loss of focus here*

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Okay, well, I'm on ignore and I'm sans chocolate. So I did what I could. The sacrifices we make.

I'm off to Terre Haute.

Good girl. Next time try more chocolate.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You can see the thong with braille.

I see well Thank you. I might let her go in a few hours if i get more of this....

 

[Recidiva]

okay, you suck too.

*hands on her hips*

You told me she was in charge. I only listened to you. Should I stop that too? Stockholm syndrome!

 

[Recidiva]

Good girl. Next time try more chocolate.

*middle finger*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I see well Thank you. I might let her go in a few hours if i get more of this....

See, Abs, that's what you call taking one for the team.

 

[entitled]

*hands on her hips*

You told me she was in charge. I only listened to you. Should I stop that too? Stockholm syndrome!

You listened to her? THAT was a mistake...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Girls...you're not doing it right....

Don't keep them from her.....if you want her to stay, yes??

Vana...strip down...

Ent...hand me that jar of Honey....oh..never mind, I'll just lick Vanna skin...


Give me those donuts....

Ok..Vana...

*Lick....*sticks a donut to one boob*

Oh..this is actually more fun than actual work.....


*lllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

sorry..that donut didn't stay in place..

*ahem....

ok....

nice....donuts are in place....

She's naked. Everyone close your eyes and pray.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*hands on her hips*

You told me she was in charge. I only listened to you. Should I stop that too? Stockholm syndrome!

Rescuers get no respect.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

*middle finger*

Only one? I prefer 5...

 

[Recidiva]

Only one? I prefer 5...

Okay, four other people, give her the finger.

 

[Honey123]

Okay, four other people, give her the finger.

Hey..don't point a finger at me unless you intend to use it..... and use it wisely

 

[entitled]

Okay, four other people, give her the finger.

Five on one might be a good thing. Careful. If she likes it, Abs stays longer.

 

[damppanties]

Rescuers get no respect.

Did you get the feathers?

 

[TxRad]

Rescuers get no respect.

Ya should have stuck with the bike idea and called up reenforcements.....

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Did you get the feathers?

You've made your choice.

 

[Recidiva]

Hey..don't point a finger at me unless you intend to use it..... and use it wisely

ABS has abandoned me. Let's go get a burger, honey

 

[entitled]

Ya should have stuck with the bike idea and called up reenforcements.....

You should have offered up that bike you were talking about at the Love Shack.