ABSnapped! Ransom thread

[Nirvanadragones]

Hey Sis
I found some dusty vinyl albums behind the bar.
I'll put them on for you....

mmm
Johnny Horton
George Jones
Tammy Wynette - Hey did she steal her hair style from you?
Hank Williams Senior
Porter Wagoner
Pa Jones
Hummmmmm.

welll enjoy.......

I got ear plugs if anyone needs them

Hugo

My fav BEAR!! Play it loud so Abs can hear properly... every damn country lyric.

 

[TxRad]

Oh yes! That's wow. More!!

Naked even........

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Is she dead yet? I'll bury the body.

I love you

 

[Honey123]

Now that's hot... Wait. Is she still naked?

yes...

I need her hands tied so I can put a pink v-string on her....

OOOOhh....I'll get between her legs and....

 

[Recidiva]

Is she dead yet? I'll bury the body.

Et Tu, Sam?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

yes...

I need her hands tied so I can put a pink v-string on her....

OOOOhh....I'll get between her legs and....

Sam, i think Honey needs a hand.

 

[Honey123]

Who wants hot wax?

HOLY CRAP...from the look of it, Abs does



Girl..when was the last time you shaved down there!!!!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Noooo not country music!!!!


The horror, the horror!!!

 

[Honey123]

Sam, i think Honey needs a hand.

make that a few fingers and a dildo...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Et Tu, Sam?

I knew that bitch would show up like a vulture to pick at my corpse.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

make that a few fingers and a dildo...

(closes eyes) I cannot witness this...

 

[damppanties]

Naked even........

I love you

I don't believe this. Try and concentrate!!

 

[Honey123]

Et Tu, Sam?

and you speak Latin....

I'm gonna pack some anchiovies just for you baby

 

[zeb1094]

Bye Abs it was nice knowing you, I hope you don't suffer too much when they have to get rid of the body and all!

It was nice while it lasted.

 

[TxRad]

make that a few fingers and a dildo...

Three sets of lips and a tongue or four....

 

[hugo_sam]

Noooo not country music!!!!


The horror, the horror!!!

It could be worse Sis,
I could be the one re-dressing you and you know I am all fumbleclaws...

Hugo

 

[Samandiriel]

Sam, i think Honey needs a hand.

I have the baseball bat and the shovel ready.

 

[Samandiriel]

I don't believe this. Try and concentrate!!

Shut up you.

 

[Recidiva]

I knew that bitch would show up like a vulture to pick at my corpse.

Now I need a drink.

 

[Honey123]

(closes eyes) I cannot witness this...

Oh sure you can...It's a damn good fantasy

 

[Nirvanadragones]

and you speak Latin....

I'm gonna pack some anchiovies just for you baby

You pack??

 

[Samandiriel]

Now I need a drink.

Blood okay?

 

[Recidiva]

Oh sure you can...It's a damn good fantasy

And now I've got a wine bottle.

 

[Recidiva]

Blood okay?

Yes, please. I've tried to cut back, but this is a special occasion.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I have the baseball bat and the shovel ready.

I dont want to hurt her. I was thinking of using her somewhere in our castle.