ABSnapped! Ransom thread

[damppanties]

Just wanted to let you know... i'm wired. i have a cell phone and tape recorder.

She must wear pink.

Step right here so we can grope... er... check.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Do you want these people touching you??.....wait, don't answer that.

Care to trade places? Dampy and I have some unfinished patio business. I hope she still has the feather.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

don't I get a phone call or something?

 

[Recidiva]

*gives ABS chocolate*

Honey, you need to hire a better crew next time to kidnap you. These guys suck.

 

[entitled]

don't I get a phone call or something?

No. Must frisk the captors to find phones. i wouldn't recommend it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Care to trade places? Dampy and I have some unfinished patio business. I hope she still has the feather.

Okay, you suck as a rescuer. I'll have to depend on Diva now, she's semi-focused.

 

[entitled]

*gives ABS chocolate*

Honey, you need to hire a better crew next time to kidnap you. These guys suck.

*thiefs*

Noooo chocolate for the surly!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

*gives ABS chocolate*

Honey, you need to hire a better crew next time to kidnap you. These guys suck.

If you do that again, we put you on ignore

 

[Recidiva]

Okay, you suck as a rescuer. I'll have to depend on Diva now, she's semi-focused.

Where do you want to go, honey? I'll take you there.

 

[Recidiva]

If you do that again, we put you on ignore

Good, will save me the trouble of asking questions you can't answer.

 

[TxRad]

don't I get a phone call or something?

Your Cloudy Warrior has everyone on hold.......

She's busy......

 

[damppanties]

Care to trade places? Dampy and I have some unfinished patio business. I hope she still has the feather.

Clever, clever! But I shall hold true in the face of such huge temptation. Not letting her go.

 

[entitled]

Hey vana, dampy? What say we do the cuffing to a metal bar thing?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you do that again, we put you on ignore

Diva, I think this one is the boss

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Okay, you suck as a rescuer. I'll have to depend on Diva now, she's semi-focused.

How the fuck is trading places not rescuing you? You're free and I'm ... well, kidnapped.

 

[rgraham666]

Keep her.

She's all yours now.

 

[entitled]

Your Cloudy Warrior has everyone on hold.......

She's busy......

Who are you kidding? She'd love to see Abs in pink, too.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Hey vana, dampy? What say we do the cuffing to a metal bar thing?

Brilliant. I'll get the donuts to not give it to her.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Where do you want to go, honey? I'll take you there.

I've always wanted to see Terra Haute.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

WAIT..... we are waiting for the fashion advisor

 

[entitled]

How the fuck is trading places not rescuing you? You're free and I'm ... well, kidnapped.

Only for your own selfish purposes. Tramp.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How the fuck is trading places not rescuing you? You're free and I'm ... well, kidnapped.

Oh good, then I'm outta here....later losers.

 

[entitled]

Brilliant. I'll get the donuts to not give it to her.

i'll set the cigarettes across the room.

 

[TxRad]

Keep her.

She's all yours now.

^5 and on a surly day to boot......

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Only for your own selfish purposes. Tramp.

And?

I've not ridden a dragon before ... and dampy's skillz are