ABC Annoying things

[Jada59]

I’ll start

Applesauce

I just spent over an hour trying to open an applesauce pouch. I even used needle nose pliers. Fail. I am a lunch loser.

 

[EctoJohn]

Bugs

Why are you flying in my face when I'm out walking?
From your perspective, I am a giant moving monster, what makes you not only approach me, but hover 2 inches in front of my face while I'm moving?
All the possible air for you to fly around, and you keep pace within my face?
Fuck off!

 

[Jada59]

Cats

As in… I gave you boys treats already. Giving me the big eyes won’t help!

 

[EctoJohn]

Dishes

There's always dishes that need to be washed.
ALWAYS.

 

[Jada59]

Eggs

Love them but they make me ill.

 

[Coyote100]

Fake profiles

 

[Jada59]

Ganglion cysts

I don’t have one. But I’m sure they’re no fun.

 

[Unquoted]

Holiday sales.

 

[Jada59]

Idiots

 

[Unquoted]

Jerks, jackasses, and jokesters.

 

[Jada59]

Kitchen chores

 

[AnotherApe]

Long lines.

 

[Jada59]

Marcona almonds from Whole Foods

The almonds are wonderful. But it takes 3 tools and a scientist to open the container. And I use such force that half of the almonds go flying.

 

[Polranny25]

Neuroma
I had one, incredibly painful

 

[Jada59]

Oprah.

Yeah I know people like her. Just not me.

 

[EctoJohn]

Other people.

Always insisting on talking and interacting with me.

 

[Jada59]

Popcorn

At least for now. It’s a food group for me. But I have a temporary crown. I don’t dare.

Tomorrow I get to be a pretty princess and get the real crown. Yay!

 

[EctoJohn]

Quack puns in shows about ducks.

 

[Jada59]

Resting bitch face

 

[Mac380]

Sloppiness

 

[Jada59]

Tarantulas

 

[Polranny25]

TRUMP
Vote and make life difficult for him

 

[Jada59]

Untied shoelaces

 

[Mac380]

V words

 

[Jada59]

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