Chanson_bleu
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2001
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Top THIS for complete and total embarassment:
Went with the family to hubby's mom's house for Christmas dinner. I've had a touch of the stomach flu for a few days, but was feeling a bit better and was hungry enough to eat a nice rich dinner. About 30 minutes later, I was sitting on mother-in-law's nice white sofa while the family opened gifts. My stomach started rumbling and I thought I had to let loose just a little fart....
Instantly I realized that was no fart - I'd crapped myself! I jumped up and saw a foot long streak of brown on the cushion. I grabbed a box and slid it on top while I ran to the kitchen for a rag. As I wiped up my mess, I was of course asked what I was doing. "Nothing! Nothing!" I got most of it up, but somehow had to find something else to wear. I dragged my husband to the bathroom with me and explained what had happened. "What do you want ME to do?" he asked. He then marched back into the living room and announced in a loud voice exactly what had happened. I wanted to flush myself down the toilet.
Everyone was sympathetic, actually. I got a pair of sweatpants from sister-in-law and got the sofa cleaned up. I fully expect to receive a package of Depends next year from them!
Anyone else have a great family story?! Mine will get a lot of mileage out of this one!
Went with the family to hubby's mom's house for Christmas dinner. I've had a touch of the stomach flu for a few days, but was feeling a bit better and was hungry enough to eat a nice rich dinner. About 30 minutes later, I was sitting on mother-in-law's nice white sofa while the family opened gifts. My stomach started rumbling and I thought I had to let loose just a little fart....
Instantly I realized that was no fart - I'd crapped myself! I jumped up and saw a foot long streak of brown on the cushion. I grabbed a box and slid it on top while I ran to the kitchen for a rag. As I wiped up my mess, I was of course asked what I was doing. "Nothing! Nothing!" I got most of it up, but somehow had to find something else to wear. I dragged my husband to the bathroom with me and explained what had happened. "What do you want ME to do?" he asked. He then marched back into the living room and announced in a loud voice exactly what had happened. I wanted to flush myself down the toilet.
Everyone was sympathetic, actually. I got a pair of sweatpants from sister-in-law and got the sofa cleaned up. I fully expect to receive a package of Depends next year from them!
Anyone else have a great family story?! Mine will get a lot of mileage out of this one!
