A slap in your prissy little face.

[Aquila]

I'll bet you respect the dick.

What's a degenorate?

Having fallen to an inferior or undesirable state, especially in mental or moral qualities.

Its the e I missed, I understand your incapable of deducing a word from its slightly misspelled state.

 

[MissTaken]

Words aren't my strong suit, but i feel that post expresses my exasperation with quite a fwe of the posters here.

<snip for brevity>
Yes I take part in the goofiness, I am seldom serious. I find I enjoy laughter to much.

I grow on you like fungus.

Dammit! Aquila!

I felt like a good argument tonight and you spoil it by agreeing with me!

Damn Damn Damn!

Oh, and what year did you graduate?
I believe we share the same alma mater.

 

[Aquila]

Dammit! Aquila!

I felt like a good argument tonight and you spoil it by agreeing with me!

Damn Damn Damn!

Oh, and what year did you graduate?
I believe we share the same alma mater.

High school, academy or college?

You went to SAHS,FFA, UNF?

 

[Problem Child]

Having fallen to an inferior or undesirable state, especially in mental or moral qualities.

Its the e I missed, I understand your incapable of deducing a word from its slightly misspelled state.

No, I just wanted you to look up and post a definition.

Dance...dance I say!

 

[mbb308]

You know, I've felt like this from time to time.

We share many similarities, too.

Like most feelings, this one will, inevitably, pass.

 

[TimeForBedForMe]

YIKES!

I was going to introduce myself...but now I'm kinda skeert!

 

[Aquila]

No, I just wanted you to look up and post a definition.

Dance...dance I say!

Somehow I see you in a room with a crystal ball and 80s hair.

 

[Ishmael]

Ladies and Gentlemen,
It seems some of you are under the mistaken perception that you "know me". While it may be true you read and or comprehend the post I normally make. To say that those post define who I am, is to say the least a very silly notion. Yes a lot of my beliefs can be garnered from the post I have made. so to can the general personality trait of being a goof. Let me now tell you exactly "where Im coming from" so as to put an end to these foolish notions in your head.

First, and foremost, the key to my personality is blunt honesty. I don't believe in beating around the bush, it leaves too many doubts in peoples minds. I dislike leaving someone with the feeling of "What did he mean by that". Second, I speak from experience on many issues, and I also tend to follow my own moral compass on issues I have yet to experience. (A moral compass I might add that it seems a large portion of you lack, in anything but the most rudimentry self serving form, but I will get to that in due time)

The lot of you are so firmly entrenched in your hedonistic self serving beliefs that you not only spout party line gibberish and regurgitate the mantras of even less original people that came before you. I got a secret for you. I play with you. Half the time I take completley opposite viewpoints from those I hold and debate them. Just to see if you can possibly argue your case in such a manner as to convince someone that already agrees with you. Sadly most of you hold liquid "Popular" beliefs. If it was in vogue to have intercourse with the dead bodies of cats, you would do it. Not because you have any clue as to why your doing, but because it gets you popularity points. Your spiritual and Mental whores, selling yourselves out to the "coolest" thing that comes along. Your idea of self sacrifice is giving a guy a buck on the street then fucking your best friends wife or husband because your sorry for them.

By no means am I a perfect person, as a matter of fact I consider myself to rather below par, I'm as harsh and unforgiving as I am loving. I love fiercley and with all my heart, and I hate just as strongly.

For someone like me to consider most of you to be degenorates and the moral equivalent of retarded monkies is an accomplishment all of its own.

You each know who you are. You care nothing but for your popularity, own self interest and self pleasure. Your hedonist and want to be's. Each and every one of you jabs and pants like dogs at each other, clawing and scratching in some sort of neo darwinian movement to see who can be queen or king bee. You find nothing wrong with debasing yourselves, desecrating long held values and generally being someone most would call whores in every sense of the word.

You have no values save your own good feelings. Congradulations, you've made one of the vilest human beings on the planet disgusted with you. You must be so proud.

And your point is?

Ishmael

 

[Problem Child]

Somehow I see you in a room with a crystal ball and 80s hair.

I see you in the same room. You're passed out drunk with vomit all down your shirt, and I've written "Aquila is a big fat dickhead!" on your face with a magic marker.

 

[honeylick]

Get in line behind Frimost and Killswitch for your tickets to the "You all fucking hate me because your all a bunch of dicks!" whine-a-thon.

damn... is that going to be on every channel?

thank the lord for HBO

 

[Aquila]

I see you in the same room. You're passed out drunk with vomit all down your shirt, and I've written "Aquila is a big fat dickhead!" on your face with a magic marker.

Awww thats sweet, but what are you gonna do about the six passion fruit shoved up your ass?

 

[Problem Child]

Awww thats sweet, but what are you gonna do about the six passion fruit shoved up your ass?

Yank 'em out and make you eat em.

Yeee-haaaw!

 

[Aquila]

Yank 'em out and make you eat em.

Yeee-haaaw!

Your good at that yeee haaaw shit, sure you still have all your teeth? the donkey not been knocking them out while you try to fuck it?

 

[Problem Child]

Your good at that yeee haaaw shit, sure you still have all your teeth? the donkey not been knocking them out while you try to fuck it?

That was ungainly, and you shouldn't call your mother a donkey.

-2

 

[Aquila]

That was ungainly, and you shouldn't call your mother a donkey.

-2

My mother wouldn't even give you the time of day much less let you get near her. I think you where fucking my father.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: A slap in your prissy little face.

And your point is?

Ishmael

We're all dorks.

 

[Problem Child]

My mother wouldn't even give you the time of day much less let you get near her. I think you where fucking my father.

I've never met your father. Have you?

 

[Guest]

damn... is that going to be on every channel?

thank the lord for HBO

______

I only have basic cable. And I rarely watch TV.








I'm in deep trouble.

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: A slap in your prissy little face.

We're all dorks.

OK, but I thought we were plowing new furroughs here.

Ishmael

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A slap in your prissy little face.

OK, but I thought we were plowing new furroughs here.

Ishmael

Furrows.


Sorry, I'm a farmboy with a spelling obsession.

 

[Aquila]

I've never met your father. Have you?

Yep,
Youd like him,he's right up your ally, brainburned, and about as worthwile a human being as chewed bubble gum.. should fit into your group of buddies right good.

 

[Problem Child]

Yep,
Youd like him,he's right up your ally, brainburned, and about as worthwile a human being as chewed bubble gum.. should fit into your group of buddies right good.

So you have met him. How's prison life treating him?

 

[Aquila]

So you have met him. How's prison life treating him?

I wish, although Im sure you wouldnt know a damn thing about prison either. hell the closest thing you've ever probably done to being "Naughty" is steal one of your mothers tampons.

 

[Problem Child]

I wish, although Im sure you wouldnt know a damn thing about prison either. hell the closest thing you've ever probably done to being "Naughty" is steal one of your mothers tampons.

lol...where the fuck did that one come from?

Oh, sorry...back on track....my mother never menstruated.

 

[Aquila]

lol...where the fuck did that one come from?

Oh, sorry...back on track....my mother never menstruated.

Well good for her, you sure about that? did you check that special tomatoe soup she made you once a month?