A slap in your prissy little face.

Aquila

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Ladies and Gentlemen,
It seems some of you are under the mistaken perception that you "know me". While it may be true you read and or comprehend the post I normally make. To say that those post define who I am, is to say the least a very silly notion. Yes a lot of my beliefs can be garnered from the post I have made. so to can the general personality trait of being a goof. Let me now tell you exactly "where Im coming from" so as to put an end to these foolish notions in your head.

First, and foremost, the key to my personality is blunt honesty. I don't believe in beating around the bush, it leaves too many doubts in peoples minds. I dislike leaving someone with the feeling of "What did he mean by that". Second, I speak from experience on many issues, and I also tend to follow my own moral compass on issues I have yet to experience. (A moral compass I might add that it seems a large portion of you lack, in anything but the most rudimentry self serving form, but I will get to that in due time)

The lot of you are so firmly entrenched in your hedonistic self serving beliefs that you not only spout party line gibberish and regurgitate the mantras of even less original people that came before you. I got a secret for you. I play with you. Half the time I take completley opposite viewpoints from those I hold and debate them. Just to see if you can possibly argue your case in such a manner as to convince someone that already agrees with you. Sadly most of you hold liquid "Popular" beliefs. If it was in vogue to have intercourse with the dead bodies of cats, you would do it. Not because you have any clue as to why your doing, but because it gets you popularity points. Your spiritual and Mental whores, selling yourselves out to the "coolest" thing that comes along. Your idea of self sacrifice is giving a guy a buck on the street then fucking your best friends wife or husband because your sorry for them.

By no means am I a perfect person, as a matter of fact I consider myself to rather below par, I'm as harsh and unforgiving as I am loving. I love fiercley and with all my heart, and I hate just as strongly.

For someone like me to consider most of you to be degenorates and the moral equivalent of retarded monkies is an accomplishment all of its own.

You each know who you are. You care nothing but for your popularity, own self interest and self pleasure. Your hedonist and want to be's. Each and every one of you jabs and pants like dogs at each other, clawing and scratching in some sort of neo darwinian movement to see who can be queen or king bee. You find nothing wrong with debasing yourselves, desecrating long held values and generally being someone most would call whores in every sense of the word.

You have no values save your own good feelings. Congradulations, you've made one of the vilest human beings on the planet disgusted with you. You must be so proud.
 
So you're a pussy with mediocre spelling and grammar? Get in line buddy, nothing special.
 
That was the second worst haiku.

Ever.



Is this some kind of competition among the nimrods that we're not aware of?
 
modest mouse said:
So you're a pussy with mediocre spelling and grammar? Get in line buddy, nothing special.
Is that the best you can do? attack my spelling? my god man or thing or whatever the fuck you are. thats weak.
 
Aquila said:
Is that the best you can do? attack my spelling? my god man or thing or whatever the fuck you are. thats weak.

Hmmm. I clearly called you a pussy which apparently you accept. I onyl called your spelling mediocre, thats not so bad and soemthign I had never insulted you about before.

I've said that I think you are a hateful, unintelligent, jackass. I can keep saying that over and over if you like.

Lemme know.
 
modest mouse said:
Hmmm. I clearly called you a pussy which apparently you accept. I onyl called your spelling mediocre, thats not so bad and soemthign I had never insulted you about before.

I've said that I think you are a hateful, unintelligent, jackass. I can keep saying that over and over if you like.

Lemme know.
and you judge my intelligence on what?
and your grounds for pussy is what.
You see unsupported statements like that don't exactly prove your point.
 
if you didn't care so much about what people here thought you wouldn't care enough to write a speech about it.

i've read maybe a dozen of your posts~you appear to be a talented artist.

i respect that.

whatever it is you're upset about about get over it and if you have any post some porn.

preferably with lots of well built men.

:)
 
Re: Re: A slap in your prissy little face.

A Desert Rose said:
In the word of that new guy.....

ok.

haha!

Oh what a stupid thread this is.
 
glamorilla said:
if you didn't care so much about what people here thought you wouldn't care enough to write a speech about it.

i've read maybe a dozen of your posts~you appear to be a talented artist.

i respect that.

whatever it is you're upset about about get over it and if you have any post some porn.

preferably with lots of well built men.

:)

Want to participate in a threeway with bk and me?!woot
 
Aquila said:
and you judge my intelligence on what?
and your grounds for pussy is what.
You see unsupported statements like that don't exactly prove your point.
Your posts.
This thread, for starters.
I dont have to support my points in order for you to get all worked up. Its like a freebie.
 
Fair is Fair, Aquila.

You suggest that we cannot possibly know you based on your posts.

So, what makes you think you can possibly know any one of us based on our board interaction.

I have long held the belief that while some truths become clear concerning persons and individuals, you cannot possibly know someone based solely on how they behave on a public porn board.

Whores? Interesting choice of words.

Who are you, really?

And who are you to judge, really?

Frankly, we are all playing with each other.

It is a mental circle jerk and you are as much a part of it as anyone else.

And yes, I still like you, too!

:p
 
So what, you want me to call up my buddy who both owes me one and recently joined the computer something or other division of the FBI, have him hop onto the the Level 3 backbone, trace your happy lil' ass down to your wheezing computer chair in your dimly lit room, and then send you a 6 pack of beer and some cookies so you can conratulate yourself on being a prick and proud of it?
 
Re: Re: Re: A slap in your prissy little face.

illmatic_Kyle said:
haha!

Oh what a stupid thread this is.

See? some of those little fellas made an impression. LOL

(I thought I would live up to the thread post and use someone else's word and not my own original thought.)
 
MissTaken said:
Fair is Fair, Aquila.

You suggest that we cannot possibly know you based on your posts.

So, what makes you think you can possibly know any one of us based on our board interaction.

I have long held the belief that while some truths become clear concerning persons and individuals, you cannot possibly know someone based solely on how they behave on a public porn board.

Whores? Interesting choice of words.

Who are you, really?

And who are you to judge, really?

Frankly, we are all playing with each other.

It is a mental circle jerk and you are as much a part of it as anyone else.

And yes, I still like you, too!

:p

Words aren't my strong suit, but i feel that post expresses my exasperation with quite a fwe of the posters here.

Me?
Im an engineer that works in boca raton fl designing database systems, encryption and security systems, Im an evil boss, single, halfbred, and graduated with honors from the school of hard knocks. Im an artist, and asshole.
that pretty much sums me up.

It is mine and your perogitive to judge, to say anyone is not judgemental is to lie through your teeth. you and I make judgements about people on a daily basis.

Mental jerk off would imply goof and play, not something reminisent of middle school games as to who can pull the most dirt on anyone else.

Yes I take part in the goofiness, I am seldom serious. I find I enjoy laughter to much.

I grow on you like fungus.
 
KillerMuffin said:
So what, you want me to call up my buddy who both owes me one and recently joined the computer something or other division of the FBI, have him hop onto the the Level 3 backbone, trace your happy lil' ass down to your wheezing computer chair in your dimly lit room, and then send you a 6 pack of beer and some cookies so you can conratulate yourself on being a prick and proud of it?
fuck that, if your sending beer and cookies Ill give you my address. yay you.
 
Aquila said:
Words aren't my strong suit, but i feel that post expresses my exasperation with quite a fwe of the posters here.


Get in line behind Frimost and Killswitch for your tickets to the "You all fucking hate me because your all a bunch of dicks!" whine-a-thon.
 
Problem Child said:
Get in line behind Frimost and Killswitch for your tickets to the "You all fucking hate me because your all a bunch of dicks!" whine-a-thon.
No sweetheart, I care less if you hate me. or did I not make that clear? I don't think you all are a bunch of dicks, i think your degenorates. theres a difference. I can respect a dick, I can't respect you.
 
Aquila said:
No sweetheart, I care less if you hate me. or did I not make that clear? I don't think you all are a bunch of dicks, i think your degenorates. theres a difference. I can respect a dick, I can't respect you.

I'll bet you respect the dick.

What's a degenorate?
 
Aquila said:
fuck that, if your sending beer and cookies Ill give you my address. yay you.

Cool.

I don't actually know anyone worth knowing in the FBI. Well, I do know one guy in Tulsa. I kicked his ass in the third grade so he's probably not going to hook me up with anything good.

My contacts are all in other branches of governmental service.
 
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