A Revolutionary New Tampon

[morninggirl5]

Some very lonely, very bored man somewhere had to be the one to come up with this product.

"Hmmmm," he thought, "i bet if i made a vibrating tampon, women would really love me. I'd get laid at least once in my life."

Somebody thought it was a good idea, the FDA has approved them for sale. What do you think ladies, will you be rushing out to buy vibrating tampons?

http://www.vipon.com/prod01.htm

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yuck. I can't even stand the feeling of a tampon inside of me, much less have any desire to make it call attention to itself.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Thats different.


But I wouldnt use it.

 

[Agent99]

Wouldn't that sort of negate the function of the tampon?

Bloody bad idea.

 

[LadyGwenhevare]

Is this for real?

Wouldn't use it - but curious to see how they would work.

Battery powered tampons?

Bet it livened things up at the FDA office!

 

[morninggirl5]

It's supposed to be made of the same material as other tampons so it would be as absorbent.


I really wonder what group made up their market research, it doesn't sound like it's going to be very successful.

 

[SweetCherry]

Interesting, but I think I'll stick with my Keeper. It might not do anything for cramping, but it's better than tampons any day.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Why not just use a mouse?

 

[JadeEyes]

I hope they don't advertise these things on television.

And, no, I wouldn't try them.

 

[Monazwx]

Why not just use a mouse?

Oooooh, you're back.
Thought we'd lost you.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Why not just use a mouse?

Bob! Great to see you, sweetheart. *smoochies*

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

hate to tell you...it was on SNL Late Edition last Sat....

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ROTFLMAO!!!


My wife and I had to pee (badly) after that skit. Very funny.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

and Ruby....NICE AV!!!! were you grinding you teeth or just biting down really hard????

My mouth is relaxed. Does it look otherwise to you, Ted?

 

[teddybear4play]

Oooooh, you're back.
Thought we'd lost you.

Are you holding one of these in your hand?

TB4p

 

[Guest]

 

[InnocentAngel81]

they cant be serious

 

[Monazwx]

Are you holding one of these in your hand?

TB4p

One of what?

 

[Coca~Cola]

I would try anything to relieve cramps, but I don't think I could go into the office...
I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face plus the smoke breaks I would have to take...

 

[phrodeau]

Now, there's a thoughtful Valentine's Day gift. Thanks!

 

[HarleydevilzoN]

don't knock it 'till you try it...

I'm sure there will be consumers

 

[morninggirl5]

Now, there's a thoughtful Valentine's Day gift. Thanks!

You're welcome.



I can't wait to see how the recipient reacts to such a thoughtful gift.

 

[Rubyfruit]

...quite nice regardless....

*smiles*

Thank you, Ted.