A Proclamation

[Native Alien]

Sorry ya'll, but I don't have a poetic bone in my body. Thank you Kym, the sun is out this morning, it is still a bit cool but nice to see it again at last.

Starkpic, behave please.

Good morning to ya'll.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Bachlum I will confess that I am as a cat beneath your touch
Stroking me with such words of praise, making me purr much
But I'd better not take to purring too loud
Or Starkie may think me now too proud
I shudder to think I've given the wrong impression
But I s'pose that I've also learned a valuable lesson
When one strikes out to joke and perhaps play at rhyme
Be sure that the recipiant knows that you're only passing time!




-kym- bowing to Bachlum

Stark, stern and mean
colour a shade of green
impression of rancour
appearing to be seen
although in truth
he's not obscene
kind of heart
never mean

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

For Starkie...........

Good mornin' to all and please do not fret
maybe 'tis my little tease that painteth the ket
The serious nature we know is apart
playing these games is our sort of art
I love the tease both near and far
whether on paper or over a jar
I spank the ladies from thread to thread
though never expectant to share their bed
The beautiful Kym is a joy to play
with witty imagery to help my day
From such people as join us here
we disrobe the more austere
We can make our threats in this shared fun
giving darker days much needed sun
I shake the hand of all here who write
although much happens in the night
So keep it coming swift and fast
and I can then my shadow cast
for any lady who through here might pass
must risk a spanking across her ass!

Stark Pic I'm so very happy to see
that you're really not cross with me
I had worried and fret to MY-Sir
That perhaps I'd raised yer fur
But I see that all's well and I am so pleased
We can resume our play and mayhap a bit of sleaze
No one will take it for what its not meant
Only the playing that was intent
MY-Sir thinks these rhymes are so funny
He knows how they make my day sunny
So have no fear of offending Him
He is very clever, this Master of kym
We can rhyme away to our heart's delight
Without any worry of causing a fight
Stark Pic I'm so happy, these things resolved
Now lets get to rhyming and with everyone involved!



-kym- Its thyme to rhyme!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Stark, stern and mean
colour a shade of green
impression of rancour
appearing to be seen
although in truth
he's not obscene
kind of heart
never mean

Dear Bachlum, I must confess
How your "drivel" made me a mess!
You see I went to your tale and read both of them
Getting involved whilst thinking of me and Him
OHHH MYYY is all that I can manage to say
How I wish I could be laid this very day!
I could feel Sir's hands massaging the lotion
and then........ I could almost feel the MOTION!
The time is now for the vibrator to appear
As I plunge it into me, I'll be thinking of His spear!
I will admit that I am thankful to you some
Be listening........ you might hear me cum!


-kym- checking those batteries

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Thank you my lady Kym you are too kind over my drivel

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Thank you my lady Kym you are too kind over my drivel

Not at all my dear Bachlum
I consider you one of my chums
I find you clever and witty to my own perverted tastes
Or I wouldn't my time with you waste!
Be well Bachlum, my clever friend
I mean that truly, its not for pretend!


-kym- ~~waving~~ at Bachlum.

 

[Vinde]

He is clever and witty isn't he kym. I quite enjoy my time with him.
This thread was looking pretty lonely this weekend.
I've been out enjoying the hot weather and wishing i had some ice cream. Anybody know what happened to Stark's ice cream truck? I promise to clean it up this time

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

He is clever and witty isn't he kym. I quite enjoy my time with him.
This thread was looking pretty lonely this weekend.
I've been out enjoying the hot weather and wishing i had some ice cream. Anybody know what happened to Stark's ice cream truck? I promise to clean it up this time

I remember last time you had the ice cream truck damned sure Stark won't let you use it again

 

[Vinde]

Maybe you should ask, he likes you better and doesn't want to spank you. Just don't tell him you were involved last time also or else we'll never get to use it again and i think we'll need it because it's going to be a hot summer.

 

[starkpic]

Maybe you should ask, he likes you better and doesn't want to spank you. Just don't tell him you were involved last time also or else we'll never get to use it again and i think we'll need it because it's going to be a hot summer.

Oooooh! My beautiful Lady Vinde Surely you must jest; hast not my affection for thee been apparently from the outset?
It is only for educationary purposes that I desire you to be spanked and my abrupt nature towards thee can only be blamed on a morsel of envy for the blackguard with whom you share so many romantic hours.
You are welcome into my ice cream van, as is the truant Kymmie ; 'tis only the blackguard's shadow that I should not wish to cross the threshold of my ice cream van's chromium.

Mornin' Bachlum!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Oooooh! My beautiful Lady Vinde Surely you must jest; hast not my affection for thee been apparently from the outset?
It is only for educationary purposes that I desire you to be spanked and my abrupt nature towards thee can only be blamed on a morsel of envy for the blackguard with whom you share so many romantic hours.
You are welcome into my ice cream van, as is the truant Kymmie ; 'tis only the blackguard's shadow that I should not wish to cross the threshold of my ice cream van's chromium.

Mornin' Bachlum!

Truant? Me?? Why Starkie.... I've been here all along. Perhaps not at the same time as your good self, but none the less, as many can attest for me, I've not gone away.

-kym- G' morning everyone

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Oooooh! My beautiful Lady Vinde Surely you must jest; hast not my affection for thee been apparently from the outset?
It is only for educationary purposes that I desire you to be spanked and my abrupt nature towards thee can only be blamed on a morsel of envy for the blackguard with whom you share so many romantic hours.
You are welcome into my ice cream van, as is the truant Kymmie ; 'tis only the blackguard's shadow that I should not wish to cross the threshold of my ice cream van's chromium.

Mornin' Bachlum!

Morning Stark tis the lady Vinde has a thing about tupping in yon ice cream truck also sir the things she does with a lolly,well the mind doth boggle

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Truant? Me?? Why Starkie.... I've been here all along. Perhaps not at the same time as your good self, but none the less, as many can attest for me, I've not gone away.

-kym- G' morning everyone

Tis the Stark who is always missing my lady Kym ,mayhap I think he is just trying to find a way to use his flogger in truth

Morning my lady Kym

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Tis the Stark who is always missing my lady Kym ,mayhap I think he is just trying to find a way to use his flogger in truth

Morning my lady Kym

YIKES!!! Well then Bachlum.... perhaps tis a good thing he's busy. I much prefer the "cat"
Greetings dear Bachlum

-kym- MY-Sir's cat lover

 

[Native Alien]

Morning to ya'll...That there ice cream truck gets more wear and tear sitting still, then it ever would if it were moving.

 

[starkpic]

Tis the Stark who is always missing my lady Kym ,mayhap I think he is just trying to find a way to use his flogger in truth

Morning my lady Kym

Oh! It that so.....Bachlum!
Oh....good day Ladies! Vindee Kymeee Squawkeee

Now where was I? Oh...yea! I don't need to flog the r/l ladies because they are obedient! That's the difference......you look an any of my avatars and the truth is thither for all to behold, sir!
The ladies inevitably just follow my instructions to the letter. My only hint of persuasion is when I show them a carrot and my stick and then I eat the carrot.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Oh! It that so.....Bachlum!
Oh....good day Ladies! Vindee Kymeee Squawkeee

Now where was I? Oh...yea! I don't need to flog the r/l ladies because they are obedient! That's the difference......you look an any of my avatars and the truth is thither for all to behold, sir!
The ladies inevitably just follow my instructions to the letter. My only hint of persuasion is when I show them a carrot and my stick and then I eat the carrot.

I like carrots.......


-kym- I like fruits.... and veggies

 

[starkpic]

I like carrots.......


-kym- I like fruits.... and veggies

Unfortunately, young lady , I am left with only the stick, the birch, so that will have to suffice; as well it will in your particular case!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Unfortunately, young lady , I am left with only the stick, the birch, so that will have to suffice; as well it will in your particular case!

~~~laughing~~~ So you're telling me that there is no "soft" wood about you, is that correct??

-kym- prefer "HARDWOODS"

 

[Vinde]

Oooooh! My beautiful Lady Vinde Surely you must jest; hast not my affection for thee been apparently from the outset?
It is only for educationary purposes that I desire you to be spanked and my abrupt nature towards thee can only be blamed on a morsel of envy for the blackguard with whom you share so many romantic hours.
You are welcome into my ice cream van, as is the truant Kymmie ; 'tis only the blackguard's shadow that I should not wish to cross the threshold of my ice cream van's chromium.

Mornin' Bachlum!

Oh Stark i surely did not mean to make you jealous. I could spend some time in the ice cream truck with you also if you wanted. Not sure spanking would fall under education, but if that's how you want to see it i'm not complaining.

 

[Vinde]

Yes the things i can do with a popsicle would boggle your mind Bachlum, would like to share it with you sometime.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Yes the things i can do with a popsicle would boggle your mind Bachlum, would like to share it with you sometime.

You see Stark now the lovely lady Vinde has offered tuition of a goodly sort, rather than a sound thrashing

 

[starkpic]

You see Stark now the lovely lady Vinde has offered tuition of a goodly sort, rather than a sound thrashing

Why I pray, Bachlum, do ye have to be so pessimistic whenever it seems that something may be going well for me? If I had a pair of pliers for every spanner you've tried to throw in my works, I'd be even more wealthy now than I already am. I could give up photographing the ladies and spend my time mowing the nettles!

In fact, it seems to me, Bachloon, that the sweet Lady Vinde has seen the light!

As far as the mistress Kimmieee goes, you sir, understandably, have difficulty in unravellin' her Floridictillised lingo; I, however, have no such problem and am more than satisfied with the route of things and her thinly veiled desire for my scrutiny of her landscape through the photographic medium.

 

[starkpic]

You see Stark now the lovely lady Vinde has offered tuition of a goodly sort, rather than a sound thrashing

By the way, dear Bachlum, not wishing of course to cause offence, but that picture of you is gettin' right up my nose!

 

[Native Alien]

Starkpic, you know if you weren't so eager to spank then maybe you would be spending more time in front of that camera with the fair ladies than behind it, growling and grumbling about never getting the fair ladies.

Sorry, I just had to say it, I just could no longer resist. The devil made me do it...