A Proclamation

[starkpic]

Starkpic, you know if you weren't so eager to spank then maybe you would be spending more time in front of that camera with the fair ladies than behind it, growling and grumbling about never getting the fair ladies.

Sorry, I just had to say it, I just could no longer resist. The devil made me do it...

Thank you for your comment, my sweet lady, Wiggie-wam-woman but do you not think the aesthetics of my work would suffer were I to show such feeble self-control. What I rely on in my imagery is the lust and desire within the impassioned subject; if I was to rectify the lady's problem there and then, all that would be left would be a naked woman, posed willy-dam-nilly and probably sleepin', mouth-opened!

 

[Native Alien]

Or maybe you are just afraid to let the camera see the real you.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Thank you for your comment, my sweet lady, Wiggie-wam-woman but do you not think the aesthetics of my work would suffer were I to show such feeble self-control. What I rely on in my imagery is the lust and desire within the impassioned subject; if I was to rectify the lady's problem there and then, all that would be left would be a naked woman, posed willy-dam-nilly and probably sleepin', mouth-opened!

Sir do you mean she would be asleep whilst entertaining you in some lustfull action?

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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As far as the mistress Kimmieee goes, you sir, understandably, have difficulty in unravellin' her Floridictillised lingo; I, however, have no such problem and am more than satisfied with the route of things and her thinly veiled desire for my scrutiny of her landscape through the photographic medium.

Floridictillised lingo??!!! ~~laughing~~ I've had it said that I speak many things Starkie, but Floridictillis is a new one on me.
MY-Sir has all say whether my "landscape" is photographed.


-kym- Trying to figure out what precisely Flodictillis lingo is exactly

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Sir do you mean she would be asleep whilst entertaining you in some lustfull action?

Oh my Bachlum! Glad I wasn't the only one wondering that.

-kym-NEVER asleep at the wheel!

edited after my coffee

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Oh my Bachlum! Glad I wasn't the only one wondering that.

-kym-NEVER asleep at the wheel!

edited after my coffee

Mayhap we are right my lady Stark is the ladies cure for insomnia maybe we should patent it


need to sleep buy Starkies TM formula for insomnia ....sounds perfect

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Mayhap we are right my lady Stark is the ladies cure for insomnia maybe we should patent it


need to sleep buy Starkies TM formula for insomnia ....sounds perfect

You are wicked Bachum, hilariously so!!

-kym- Stilll chuckling

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

You are wicked Bachum, hilariously so!!

-kym- Stilll chuckling

Tis a gift of mine my lady ,merely a gift

 

[Native Alien]

So he says Kym...so he says.

 

[Vinde]

And that's not the only gift he has ladies. I'll tell you all about the others some time, unless he doesn't want me too....but he knows what it takes to keep me quiet.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

And that's not the only gift he has ladies. I'll tell you all about the others some time, unless he doesn't want me too....but he knows what it takes to keep me quiet.

My lady you talk of that secret spot upon your bod that drives you to distraction,to make your heart race and your blood sing

 

[Vinde]

Oh sweetie you are talking about my special spot aren't you. Ok i won't let anyone know about your secrets. Now tell me what you are going to do with my secret spot.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Oh sweetie you are talking about my special spot aren't you. Ok i won't let anyone know about your secrets. Now tell me what you are going to do with my secret spot.

As always eager for my touch,just how I like it

 

[starkpic]

As always eager for my touch,just how I like it

It seems my input here is no longer required!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

It seems my input here is no longer required!

We miss you when you aren't about you make me laugh and I need that

 

[starkpic]

We miss you when you aren't about you make me laugh and I need that

QUOTE: "when you aren't about you make me laugh"
So, monsieur Bachlum, you laugh at me behind me back also!
Give Vinde a good buttock slappin' to diminish my anger, sir, please!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

We miss you when you aren't about you make me laugh and I need that

Ditto for me as well Starkie!


-kym- Home for the day.

 

[Vinde]

Stark i miss you too. Don't leave us . If you did i would have to come track you down and spank you.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Stark i miss you too. Don't leave us . If you did i would have to come track you down and spank you.

Ha! he'd say he was going just so he could lay his flogger on you

 

[starkpic]

Ha! he'd say he was going just so he could lay his flogger on you

Methinks....sir, that ye have been readin' too much of your our scriptos!
I have to say that last tale of yours gives away the true side, the Darker side, of you Bachlum.....you bounder!
(Especially as you do repeat the same words so frequently in reality! )

So Vinde would aim to flog me, would she? I'll make a note of that!

Ha..hahahaha....the cheeky young Kymmie has been caught knickerless this time! Cannot wait for Lord Strapshire to catch hold of her!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

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Ha..hahahaha....the cheeky young Kymmie has been caught knickerless this time! Cannot wait for Lord Strapshire to catch hold of her!

YOU and me both Starkie!!!
Just got off of the phone form MY-Sir and am wanting to feel His touch all the more now.



-kym- Longing for Him

 

[Trainerman]

YOU and me both Starkie!!!
Just got off of the phone form MY-Sir and am wanting to feel His touch all the more now.



-kym- Longing for Him

Hmmmmmmm....and would that be upon your 'secret spot' m'dear?? Nay....further WHICH secret spot would you like me to manhandle, my fine wench ???

Confounded gal's so full of Eroge...um erogearn...um erosiv......oh bugger it, sexy bits a chap needs a radar set and a bleeding guide dog to cope !!!


and aint it soooo much fun !!!!!


Dave

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Hmmmmmmm....and would that be upon your 'secret spot' m'dear?? Nay....further WHICH secret spot would you like me to manhandle, my fine wench ???

Confounded gal's so full of Eroge...um erogearn...um erosiv......oh bugger it, sexy bits a chap needs a radar set and a bleeding guide dog to cope !!!


and aint it soooo much fun !!!!!


Dave

We'll take your word for that one sir

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Hmmmmmmm....and would that be upon your 'secret spot' m'dear?? Nay....further WHICH secret spot would you like me to manhandle, my fine wench ???

Confounded gal's so full of Eroge...um erogearn...um erosiv......oh bugger it, sexy bits a chap needs a radar set and a bleeding guide dog to cope !!!


and aint it soooo much fun !!!!!


Dave

Forget the Murph and just allow your fingers to do the walking (as we say here in the states) to find those bits that love your attentions so. ~~laughing~~, that would be my entire body!

-kym- Wishing to have those bits stroked

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Forget the Murph and just allow your fingers to do the walking (as we say here in the states) to find those bits that love your attentions so. ~~laughing~~, that would be my entire body!

-kym- Wishing to have those bits stroked

Hmmm Here I am thinking of bits and stroking and ladies and..........