A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Trixareforkids]

There should still be a cheeky grin but I'm sure that would be on my face....

Especially once ya saw my belly dancing outfit. Good bit of fun that

 

[todski28]

Especially once ya saw my belly dancing outfit. Good bit of fun that

I always feel like a pizza deliver guy in that situation can smell the pizza but can't eat it.....

 

[Trixareforkids]

I always feel like a pizza deliver guy in that situation can smell the pizza but can't eat it.....

I think we have different ideas of what a private dance is. Mine involves a bedroom, lol.

 

[todski28]

I think we have different ideas of what a private dance is. Mine involves a bedroom, lol.

Not much of a dance if you barely walk in the room before I lose controll

 

[Trixareforkids]

Not much of a dance if you barely walk in the room before I lose controll

LOL, I'm sure you've got more control than that.

If not, I'll exert mine

 

[UnderYourSpell]

This blonde in a red dress is going to see if she really can sit on the cigarette machine. Can someone give me a leg up? I do hope that translates well over there!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Eeeeeek it's 1.30 am and I still haven't written my poem for today!

 

[Trixareforkids]

This blonde in a red dress is going to see if she really can sit on the cigarette machine. Can someone give me a leg up? I do hope that translates well over there!

I think that translates anywhere there are horses. Sitting on most ciggy machines here would put you right about face height. Could make for interesting 'conversation', it's also what made me laugh so hard at 12's "smoke gets in your thighs" line.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Crosses my legs, deliberately flashing a great deal of lily white thigh and invites (with a cheeky smile) searchers for signs of smoking Just did some speed writing ......... Double Acrostic written and up in 25 minutes!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Crosses my legs, deliberately flashing a great deal of lily white thigh and invites (with a cheeky smile) searchers for signs of smoking Just did some speed writing ......... Double Acrostic written and up in 25 minutes!

Saw the double, a little hiccupy, but for 25 minutes, damn, I'm impressed.

Now, cross those legs again so we can see if you're pulling a Basic Instinct on us

 

[Trixareforkids]

Now, go have a laugh at my guesses on the Franken-poem

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Now, go have a laugh at my guesses on the Franken-poem

I've come to smack your ass for owning up!! :caning:

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Saw the double, a little hiccupy, but for 25 minutes, damn, I'm impressed.

Now, cross those legs again so we can see if you're pulling a Basic Instinct on us

Ummmmmmmm Commando? Maybe

 

[Trixareforkids]

I've come to smack your ass for owning up!! :caning:

Wait now! You got your swats in on the other thread.
The first set is free,
after that it's all about
reciprocity
Shall we take into the back room
Last woman standing

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wait now! You got your swats in on the other thread.
The first set is free,
after that it's all about
reciprocity
Shall we take into the back room
Last woman standing

Alas I can only fight with words and there's far too many tongue lashings going on as it is ........... on the other hand tongue lashings aren't such a bad thing depends how you translate it

 

[Trixareforkids]

Alas I can only fight with words and there's far too many tongue lashings going on as it is ........... on the other hand tongue lashings aren't such a bad thing depends how you translate it

LOL, one good lick deserves another aye?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

LOL, one good lick deserves another aye?

Double entendres at 20 paces lol

 

[Trixareforkids]

Double entendres at 20 paces lol

Sounds fun, unfortunately my brain has gone all socio-political today
I'm wandering through the Bistro looking for something different to feed my brain.

 

[todski28]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqCyTM1bF6Q

Maybe a little Aussie hip hop for the brain

 

[Trixareforkids]

I like your neighbors, they're always good for a smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I like your neighbors, they're always good for a smile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

You've put this in Old poem recommendation instead of the correct link ........ at least I'm less perplexed now!

 

[Trixareforkids]

You've put this in Old poem recommendation instead of the correct link ........ at least I'm less perplexed now!

Fixed the other link. I had highlighted the address but must have hit CNTL V instead of CNTRL C, so it pasted my last copy instead.

Thanks for letting me know

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ollie Ollie oxen free...

Er'rybody's playing prairie dog today.

Oh well, back to Homburg and his cock. Quite entertaining that.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ollie Ollie oxen free...

Er'rybody's playing prairie dog today.

Oh well, back to Homburg and his cock. Quite entertaining that.

Homburg taught me a thing or two I can tell you and a lot of it not fit for polite company!! Though no longer on here I still have him as a friend on FB
Anyways I'm sitting here all jittery first time I've submitted a poem for years (or seems like it!) and I know it's too soon for it to be up but couldn't resist checking!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Homburg taught me a thing or two I can tell you and a lot of it not fit for polite company!! Though no longer on here I still have him as a friend on FB
Anyways I'm sitting here all jittery first time I've submitted a poem for years (or seems like it!) and I know it's too soon for it to be up but couldn't resist checking!

they usually go up around 2:00 am here, so like 7:00 am your time if I've got the time zones right, which generally I don't.

And now I'll have to check NPs first thing in the morning, well, unless I can't sleep again tonight. Is it something you started on the threads or something previously unseen?

Oh, and I generally find impolite company to be MUCH more entertaining