A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[twelveoone]

I'm glad I didn't read that while taking a drink of my Dr. Pepper. I'd have a sticky screen now.

see Trix. Men don't need Dr. Pepper for sticky screens.

 

[Trixareforkids]

see Trix. Men don't need Dr. Pepper for sticky screens.

And I wouldn't go using it as a lube either.

 

[pensivepoet]

Move your fat ass over, 12, i need a drink. Your brain twizzles wore me out today.

 

[HarryHill]

Move your fat ass over, 12, i need a drink. Your brain twizzles wore me out today.

*looks at tip jar, frowns*

 

[butters]

finds a spare stool...

a jd and coke, please

 

[Trixareforkids]

*looks at tip jar, frowns*

Aww, don't frown Harry. I'm a good tipper. Crack me open another Dr. Pepper and if ya add some tipple I might even dance.

 

[butters]

Aww, don't frown Harry. I'm a good tipper. Crack me open another Dr. Pepper and if ya add some tipple I might even dance.

hey trixie

dancin's good. i'll watch

 

[Trixareforkids]

hey trixie

dancin's good. i'll watch

Dance with me, that should really get Harry smiling.

We'll dance to a new favorite freaky tune

we might even get the boys to blow their trumpets

 

[HarryHill]

Dance with me, that should really get Harry smiling.

We'll dance to a new favorite freaky tune

we might even get the boys to blow their trumpets

*looks into screen, lips writhing to contain a smile, shakes head*

 

[pensivepoet]

Just like 12 to put his business card in the tip jar and fart before he left.
I gotta go outside for some air

 

[Trixareforkids]

*looks into screen, lips writhing to contain a smile, shakes head*

at least you're shaking something, Tod just flexed

 

[butters]

Dance with me, that should really get Harry smiling.

We'll dance to a new favorite freaky tune

we might even get the boys to blow their trumpets

with that beat how could i resist?

was so sleepy but damn... i'm a sucker for a beat
*shakes booty*

 

[bronzeage]

two lines stand out as title choices:
Every man needs a friend named Tex
Couldn’t you have stayed crazy for just a little longer?
just a suggestion, or
The Color Red
my cleverness has all petered out today, so that's the best I can do.

Thank you. I appreciate it very much.

 

[butters]

at least you're shaking something, Tod just flexed

that sounds devilishly rood

 

[Trixareforkids]

that sounds devilishly rood

Aww, it twern't meant to be. I'm just more of a sucker for a good smile than tight buns. Though my head can be turned by someone who has fun shaking their buns.

 

[butters]

Aww, it twern't meant to be. I'm just more of a sucker for a good smile than tight buns. Though my head can be turned by someone who has fun shaking their buns.

harry shaking thing and tods flexing (what? i asked myself apologies all but my brain asks this sort of stuff) sounds verra dirtee.

smiles rool *nods*
and a twinkle in the eye
and - well, buns can be works of art, ask a baker

 

[HarryHill]

Aww, it twern't meant to be. I'm just more of a sucker for a good smile than tight buns. Though my head can be turned by someone who has fun shaking their buns.

Careful trix Temple of Ass last line says it all

 

[Trixareforkids]

harry shaking thing and tods flexing (what? i asked myself apologies all but my brain asks this sort of stuff) sounds verra dirtee.

smiles rool *nods*
and a twinkle in the eye
and - well, buns can be works of art, ask a baker

Ha, don't have to ask a baker, I'm married to one.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Careful trix Temple of Ass last line says it all

I thought you were speaking of your own there, now you seem to be speaking of Butters's. Or am I just confused.

No matter, I'm not an ass grabber, unless invited.

But watching... well now, if someone's shaking, ain't no harm in watching

 

[butters]

Ha, don't have to ask a baker, I'm married to one.

that's gotta be a bonus

hey, listen up, peeps! trix has access to a stash of pornishously delicious yummies. butter her up and you'll be wipin' cream from yer whiskers

 

[Trixareforkids]

that's gotta be a bonus

hey, listen up, peeps! trix has access to a stash of pornishously delicious yummies. butter her up and you'll be wipin' cream from yer whiskers

LOL! Well, ya know, after doing pastry stuff for 12-14 hours a day, the yummies are few and far between here at home. Though I am still working on my birthday cake

 

[todski28]

I thought you were speaking of your own there, now you seem to be speaking of Butters's. Or am I just confused.

No matter, I'm not an ass grabber, unless invited.

But watching... well now, if someone's shaking, ain't no harm in watching

Your welcome too grab but make sure you have a cheeky grin or I may think you're objectifying me

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDtofxbPePQ

Let me just warm it up for you lol

 

[Trixareforkids]

Your welcome too grab but make sure you have a cheeky grin or I may think you're objectifying me

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDtofxbPePQ

Let me just warm it up for you lol

LOL, was listening to this yesterday. Liked the other so much I went searching

And I always have a cheeky grin when I'm dancing. Well, unless it's a private dance.

 

[pensivepoet]

Hey trix, you'd better run over to kinky corners. Some nutjob is making a mess and he's using my name.

 

[todski28]

LOL, was listening to this yesterday. Liked the other so much I went searching

And I always have a cheeky grin when I'm dancing. Well, unless it's a private dance.

There should still be a cheeky grin but I'm sure that would be on my face....