A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Trixareforkids]

Stop growling at skirts
and get off the couch
before Annie swats you puppy

 

[butters]

Grrrrrrrr!

groans

bow-wows

 

[pensivepoet]

But Mistress Trixie, ruff?
I can't bite her just a little?
Can i have another bowl of beer, please?
*hic*

 

[pensivepoet]

And this couch smells funky
I swear it wasn't me, but pups need to sniff
Yelp!
(i hate choke chains)

 

[Hypoxia]

my young nephew played
as a dog and humped my leg
expect anything

 

[Trixareforkids]

Watch out puppy
Harry walks softly
But he carries a big stick

 

[pensivepoet]

He didn't like it either
Came to the backroom and scritched my ears

 

[Trixareforkids]

But did he refill your bowl
Or leave you panting?

 

[pensivepoet]

Stop growling at skirts
and get off the couch
before Annie swats you puppy

But Mistress Trixie, you told me Annie wouldn't know a paddle from a lamp post.

 

[pensivepoet]

But did he refill your bowl
Or leave you panting?

Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Harry drinks the good stuff
Can i hump his leg?

 

[pensivepoet]

But Mistress Trixie, you told me Annie wouldn't know a paddle from a lamp post.

Oh wait, maybe that was tod you were talking about

 

[Trixareforkids]

Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Harry drinks the good stuff
Can i hump his leg?

I think butters might get a stick of her own to beat you with iffin ya do.

 

[butters]

But Mistress Trixie, you told me Annie wouldn't know a paddle from a lamp post.

ha!

*popcorn*

 

[butters]

I think butters might get a stick of her own to beat you with iffin ya do.

moi?

i don't condone violence though i do hear a finger swiftly jammed up an anus tends to stop that kind of activity in its tracks . . . guess it'd depend on the humper

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ha! Puppy's playing behind Mistress Trixie's back

No what I said was Annie will use Tod's lamp post. I just haven't decided whether to watch or join in.

 

[Trixareforkids]

moi?

i don't condone violence though i do hear a finger swiftly jammed up an anus tends to stop that kind of activity in its tracks . . . guess it'd depend on the humper

Is it violence if they beg for it?

 

[butters]

Ha! Puppy's playing behind Mistress Trixie's back

No what I said was Annie will use Tod's lamp post. I just haven't decided whether to watch or join in.

*spits coffee*

Is it violence if they beg for it?

you'd be better taking that up on the bdsm board. it's beyond me.

 

[pensivepoet]

I think it's time for puppy's nap. And please pay no attention to Butter's crazy suggestions.
Zzzzzzzzz.......

 

[Trixareforkids]

*spits coffee*

~hands over a towel~

 

[HarryHill]

*looks into the screen to the audience beyond* this is what happens when poets drink, fortunately I never fall into that nonsense *returns to bar and fills bowl with beer* Oh puppy?

 

[pensivepoet]

Yip!
Yip!
*burp*
Nishe leg, handshum
*hic*

 

[butters]

*looks into the screen to the audience beyond* this is what happens when poets drink, fortunately I never fall into that nonsense *returns to bar and fills bowl with beer* Oh puppy?

you said that with such a straight face. you missed your calling!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You'd do well not to mock Annie or 'The Couch' .......... Tsotha was tied up in there for months before he finally escaped, I don't think he's every fully recovered
By the by what happened to the gorilla? We never did finish that game of Chess, his pile of unfinished books are covered in dust and keep toppling over onto unwary victims (oops guests!)
Edited to add that is amazing the uses that can be found for all sorts of gadgets i.e line testers for instance

 

[Tsotha]

You'd do well not to mock Annie or 'The Couch' .......... Tsotha was tied up in there for months before he finally escaped, I don't think he's every fully recovered

Well, Tess has ruined popcorn for me. And you can't even count on bros to open the door. For shame.

And I'm glad I set those cameras up.

 

[pensivepoet]

Wow
How long was i passed out?
(dry heaves)~just a fur ball
Anyone seen the crazy bitch with the leash?
~and fuck! Who shaved my ass?
Not funny, humans
Yap yap