A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Trixareforkids]

To all fathers out there, happy consolation day (since you're not mothers). *raises glass* Cheers.

What's that? I looked it up but got nothing...

 

[Tsotha]

What's that? I looked it up but got nothing...

A day as a consolation prize, for fathers. There is mother's day, which is a real thing, and then there is father's day, which is like: "oh, right... There is that".

 

[Trixareforkids]

A day as a consolation prize, for fathers.

LOL, alrighty then. Well I'll always raise my glass to fathers, *huzzah* for all the dirty jobs you do!

 

[HarryHill]

LOL, alrighty then. Well I'll always raise my glass to fathers, *huzzah* for all the dirty jobs you do!

Yeah, but you got to remember that all men are dogs and fathers are mother fuckers

 

[Trixareforkids]

Yeah, but you got to remember that all men are dogs and fathers are mother fuckers

Yes, but then all women are bitches, among other things, so it all works out.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

"Mein Führer, I can walk!"

Whale meat again?

Yes, but then all women are bitches, among other things, so it all works out.

BITCH = Babe In Total Control of Herself ::

 

[Trixareforkids]

BITCH = Babe In Total Control of Herself ::

So what are we when we're completely out of control? Slide me a drink, let's find out shall we.

 

[Tsotha]

So what are we when we're completely out of control? Slide me a drink, let's find out shall we.

*Setting up cameras*

Don't mind me. Just in case.

 

[Trixareforkids]

*Setting up cameras*

Don't mind me. Just in case.

Oh no you don't, lol. Drink up! That way if we can't shake you loose too, at least the pics will be blurry

 

[Tsotha]

Oh no you don't, lol. Drink up! That way if we can't shake you loose too, at least the pics will be blurry

Not wise to shake me loose unless I am tied down.

My poor liver... *bottoms up*

 

[butters]

Yeah, but you got to remember that all men are dogs and fathers are mother fuckers

So what are we when we're completely out of control? Slide me a drink, let's find out shall we.

*falls over*

*Setting up cameras*

Don't mind me. Just in case.

hahahahaha

i like it when you set your optimism free

 

[HarryHill]

Morning butters baby, is that coffee I smell?
grey day, bright spirits, fine rain like a window sheer
a bar full of friends, let's get fucked up; let the party begin.
Cocktail?

 

[butters]

Morning butters baby, is that coffee I smell?
grey day, bright spirits, fine rain like a window sheer
a bar full of friends, let's get fucked up; let the party begin.
Cocktail?

you do

i kinda fancy a dirty martini

 

[UnderYourSpell]

So what are we when we're completely out of control? Slide me a drink, let's find out shall we.

Have you been introduced to the back room and 'THE COUCH'???? Just step this way No need to bring handcuffs we have our own

 

[HarryHill]

you do

i kinda fancy a dirty martini

One dirtini coming up *sips* Ahh!

Have you been introduced to the back room and 'THE COUCH'???? Just step this way No need to bring handcuffs we have our own

Run Trix, run

 

[Trixareforkids]

Running is for puppies
I've got one leashed outside
Can I bring him with me?
I suspect there's lots of toys
To introduce him to

Beer for my puppy
Whiskey for me
Please Harry

I'm thinking we could use
Some of Magnetron's
Heavy Metal

 

[butters]

is he house-trained?

 

[HarryHill]

Running is for puppies
I've got one leashed outside
Can I bring him with me?
I suspect there's lots of toys
To introduce him to

Beer for my puppy
Whiskey for me
Please Harry

I'm thinking we could use
Some of Magnetron's
Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal good party music

 

[HarryHill]

is he house-trained?

Bet the beer runs right through him
ya ever seen a puppy stagger?
damn it's hot in here

 

[butters]

Bet the beer runs right through him
ya ever seen a puppy stagger?
damn it's hot in here

only staggering through sleepiness
i have never seen a drunk puppy

 

[Trixareforkids]

I'm still training him
But if he does make a mess
I'll make him clean it himself.


Is everything bolted down Harry?
'Cause This Is What Rock N Roll Looks Like when I'm partying


Now where did that puppy get to?

 

[pensivepoet]

Yip!
Yip!
*wags tail*

 

[butters]

Yip!
Yip!
*wags tail*

as haikus go...

it's ruff

*taxi!*

 

[pensivepoet]

Grrrrrrrr!

 

[HarryHill]

as haikus go...

it's ruff

*taxi!*

groans