A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Trixareforkids]

Wow
How long was i passed out?
(dry heaves)~just a fur ball
Anyone seen the crazy bitch with the leash?
~and fuck! Who shaved my ass?
Not funny, humans
Yap yap

Quit whining, at least you weren't 'fixed'
You should be thanking the nice lady
For her warm hospitality

 

[todski28]

I'm in need of two double pentrators a hard screw, a slippery nipple and a snake bite, celebrssting to do, next rounds on me,

 

[Trixareforkids]

I'm in need of two double pentrators a hard screw, a slippery nipple and a snake bite, celebrssting to do, next rounds on me,

Liquid sex!

 

[pensivepoet]

Quit whining, at least you weren't 'fixed'
You should be thanking the nice lady
For her warm hospitality

Fixed???!!!
Shit, didn't even check
Brb~
Nope, all ok. Just made a mess on Harry's leg.
I have to thank her for shaving my ass while i was out?
And why am i walking funny?
Fine
Thank you, nice lady for letting me nap on the couch.
(sheesh)

 

[Hypoxia]

out playing frisbee, the doggy and me
every time i let it fly, was caught from the sky
is it magic or fate? no, it's all about frame rate
human's visual frame rate is about 25 per second
doggy's do about a fast 50 per second
everything we're doing, they see in slow motion
catching frisbees is easy for doggies
ask me if i care

 

[twelveoone]

out playing frisbee, the doggy and me
every time i let it fly, was caught from the sky
is it magic or fate? no, it's all about frame rate
human's visual frame rate is about 25 per second
doggy's do about a fast 50 per second
everything we're doing, they see in slow motion
catching frisbees is easy for doggies
ask me if i care

their sense of smell
is strait from hell
sniffing shit for friendly message
when texting works just as well
somewhere there is a kid without a raincoat
and probably dogless

 

[UnderYourSpell]

their sense of smell
is strait from hell
sniffing shit for friendly message
when texting works just as well
somewhere there is a kid without a raincoat
and probably dogless

Is that like a strait jacket or dire straits?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Is that like a strait jacket or dire straits?

It just be me, but doesn't the first imply the second

 

[Hypoxia]

their sense of smell
is strait from hell
sniffing shit for friendly message
when texting works just as well
somewhere there is a kid without a raincoat
and probably dogless

doggies are not incommunicado
always checking their p-mail
totally wired by instinct

considering the dogs i had as a kid
i would have been better-off dogless
(they were all half-chihuahua)

my nephew
(not the one that humped my leg as a puppy)
raises fringed lizards
[expletive deleted] what a stench!

i've had snakes and my mate raised iguanas
reptiles are not as cuddly as mammals
but at least they don't shed hair

 

[Trixareforkids]

Hey Hypoxia,

Why don't you pull out your guitar, or whatever it is you play, and sing us a song?

If ya make it a lively one I'll grab a partner and dance a jig. Make it a really lively one and I'll have Butters popping corn.

 

[Hypoxia]

Hey Hypoxia,

Why don't you pull out your guitar, or whatever it is you play, and sing us a song?

If ya make it a lively one I'll grab a partner and dance a jig. Make it a really lively one and I'll have Butters popping corn.

Okay, I'll open the window so my music can escape. (I was going to brag about my instruments, but that would be un-kewl.) Okay, I'll multitask the guitars, ukes, banjos, mandolins, dulcimers, lutes, kalimbas, flutes, drums, harmonicas, and synths. Hmmm, maybe if I roll the 250-watt Yamaha bass amp over to the back door and crank it up to 11, you'll be able to hear me. Here goes:

D^W)(J8J&^lH^GllkJU&.....carrier lost

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ha! Ya made me look
up Kalimba,
thumb piano
so ya gots talented
fingers and thumbs huh?
Must go over well your partner

Still waiting for a song
let your fingers pick
a tune

 

[HarryHill]

Ha! Ya made me look
up Kalimba,
thumb piano
so ya gots talented
fingers and thumbs huh?
Must go over well your partner

Still waiting for a song
let your fingers pick
a tune

Couldn't help myself My Dog (a parody

 

[Trixareforkids]

Couldn't help myself My Dog (a parody

Thanks for the midday funny Harry!

 

[HarryHill]

Thanks for the midday funny Harry!

Ah, a west coaster

 

[Trixareforkids]

LOL, nope, east coast. Up at 8 down at midnight or later, makes 4 midday for me.

 

[butters]

LOL, nope, east coast. Up at 8 down at midnight or later, makes 4 midday for me.

my brain refuses to even attempt making sense of all that. it's refusing quite a bit right now

btw, thanks for reading/commenting over there

now, did somebody mention popcorn?

 

[butters]

Okay, I'll open the window so my music can escape. (I was going to brag about my instruments, but that would be un-kewl.) Okay, I'll multitask the guitars, ukes, banjos, mandolins, dulcimers, lutes, kalimbas, flutes, drums, harmonicas, and synths. Hmmm, maybe if I roll the 250-watt Yamaha bass amp over to the back door and crank it up to 11, you'll be able to hear me. Here goes:

D^W)(J8J&^lH^GllkJU&.....carrier lost

think you're gonna need a bigger house....

 

[Trixareforkids]

think you're gonna need a bigger house....

I agree! 'Cause a house party at Hypoxia's sounds like a good idea to me.

 

[Trixareforkids]

my brain refuses to even attempt making sense of all that. it's refusing quite a bit right now

btw, thanks for reading/commenting over there

now, did somebody mention popcorn?

And now I'm lost. A lot of over there's for me today...

And I did mention popcorn Still waiting for the right dance music. Something for belly dancing would be good. My skills are meager but enthusiastic

 

[butters]

And now I'm lost. A lot of over there's for me today...

And I did mention popcorn Still waiting for the right dance music. Something for belly dancing would be good. My skills are meager but enthusiastic

ah, 'his sweet waters'

yay for belly dancin'!

 

[butters]

I agree! 'Cause a house party at Hypoxia's sounds like a good idea to me.

ohhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Trixareforkids]

ah, 'his sweet waters'

yay for belly dancin'!

Really like that one!

Put down your popcorn and dance with me

 

[butters]

Really like that one!

Put down your popcorn and dance with me

love dancing

only trouble is, my hiips do one thing in time with the music but my belly kinda does its own thing

 

[butters]

Really like that one!

Put down your popcorn and dance with me

thanks the killer stint at work's coming to an end and soon i'll be able to do some more reading/crits/comments as i'm way behind