A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

Wow
How long was i passed out?
(dry heaves)~just a fur ball
Anyone seen the crazy bitch with the leash?
~and fuck! Who shaved my ass?
Not funny, humans
Yap yap

Quit whining, at least you weren't 'fixed'
You should be thanking the nice lady
For her warm hospitality
 
I'm in need of two double pentrators a hard screw, a slippery nipple and a snake bite, celebrssting to do, next rounds on me, :D:D
 
Quit whining, at least you weren't 'fixed'
You should be thanking the nice lady
For her warm hospitality

Fixed???!!!
Shit, didn't even check
Brb~
Nope, all ok. Just made a mess on Harry's leg.
I have to thank her for shaving my ass while i was out?
And why am i walking funny?
Fine
Thank you, nice lady for letting me nap on the couch.
(sheesh)
 
out playing frisbee, the doggy and me
every time i let it fly, was caught from the sky
is it magic or fate? no, it's all about frame rate
human's visual frame rate is about 25 per second
doggy's do about a fast 50 per second
everything we're doing, they see in slow motion
catching frisbees is easy for doggies
ask me if i care
 
out playing frisbee, the doggy and me
every time i let it fly, was caught from the sky
is it magic or fate? no, it's all about frame rate
human's visual frame rate is about 25 per second
doggy's do about a fast 50 per second
everything we're doing, they see in slow motion
catching frisbees is easy for doggies
ask me if i care
their sense of smell
is strait from hell
sniffing shit for friendly message
when texting works just as well
somewhere there is a kid without a raincoat
and probably dogless
 
their sense of smell
is strait from hell
sniffing shit for friendly message
when texting works just as well
somewhere there is a kid without a raincoat
and probably dogless

doggies are not incommunicado
always checking their p-mail
totally wired by instinct

considering the dogs i had as a kid
i would have been better-off dogless
(they were all half-chihuahua)

my nephew
(not the one that humped my leg as a puppy)
raises fringed lizards
[expletive deleted] what a stench!

i've had snakes and my mate raised iguanas
reptiles are not as cuddly as mammals
but at least they don't shed hair
 
Hey Hypoxia,

Why don't you pull out your guitar, or whatever it is you play, and sing us a song?

If ya make it a lively one I'll grab a partner and dance a jig. Make it a really lively one and I'll have Butters popping corn. :cattail:
 
Hey Hypoxia,

Why don't you pull out your guitar, or whatever it is you play, and sing us a song?

If ya make it a lively one I'll grab a partner and dance a jig. Make it a really lively one and I'll have Butters popping corn. :cattail:

Okay, I'll open the window so my music can escape. (I was going to brag about my instruments, but that would be un-kewl.) Okay, I'll multitask the guitars, ukes, banjos, mandolins, dulcimers, lutes, kalimbas, flutes, drums, harmonicas, and synths. Hmmm, maybe if I roll the 250-watt Yamaha bass amp over to the back door and crank it up to 11, you'll be able to hear me. Here goes:

D^W)(J8J&^lH^GllkJU&.....carrier lost
 
Ha! Ya made me look
up Kalimba,
thumb piano
so ya gots talented
fingers and thumbs huh?
Must go over well your partner ;)

Still waiting for a song
let your fingers pick
a tune
 
LOL, nope, east coast. Up at 8 down at midnight or later, makes 4 midday for me.

my brain refuses to even attempt making sense of all that. it's refusing quite a bit right now :eek:

btw, thanks for reading/commenting over there :rose:

now, did somebody mention popcorn? :cool:
 
Okay, I'll open the window so my music can escape. (I was going to brag about my instruments, but that would be un-kewl.) Okay, I'll multitask the guitars, ukes, banjos, mandolins, dulcimers, lutes, kalimbas, flutes, drums, harmonicas, and synths. Hmmm, maybe if I roll the 250-watt Yamaha bass amp over to the back door and crank it up to 11, you'll be able to hear me. Here goes:

D^W)(J8J&^lH^GllkJU&.....carrier lost

think you're gonna need a bigger house....
 
my brain refuses to even attempt making sense of all that. it's refusing quite a bit right now :eek:

btw, thanks for reading/commenting over there :rose:

now, did somebody mention popcorn? :cool:

And now I'm lost. A lot of over there's for me today...

And I did mention popcorn :D Still waiting for the right dance music. Something for belly dancing would be good. My skills are meager but enthusiastic ;)
 
And now I'm lost. A lot of over there's for me today...

And I did mention popcorn :D Still waiting for the right dance music. Something for belly dancing would be good. My skills are meager but enthusiastic ;)
ah, 'his sweet waters' :rose:

yay for belly dancin'!
 
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