A Higher Chat Thread

[DLL]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
Agreed. Seeing as how peteslaw2 and I know we're right, we will agree magnanimously to let the debate abate for now and get back to talking sex.

So, which of the kinky republican tight-asses got caught with a hooker in his office this week?

funny i heard it was john kerry in drag

 

[Peteslaw2]

funny i heard it was john kerry in drag

Careful now, DLL, or we'll start talking about those sweet cheeks in your AV.

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Peteslaw2
Be truthful, now Ammo, he never said he didn't cum

you hear monica is changing political parties..yeah the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

 

[Ammo44]

funny i heard it was john kerry in drag

No it wasn't...it was members of the Gay Midwesterners for Democrats Society .........naughty bunch that they are....

 

[midwestyankee]

you hear monica is changing political parties..yeah the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

Just like a republican: using a 4-year-old joke to give the impression of humor.

 

[Peteslaw2]

you hear monica is changing political parties..yeah the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

A bad cigar will do that........

 

[redrider4u]

you hear monica is changing political parties..yeah the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

Oh cum on DLL......she had her moment of fame.......damn, wish she had taken it down south.......another little bill for the demos.

 

[redrider4u]

you hear monica is changing political parties..yeah the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth

Oh cum on DLL......she had her moment of fame.......damn, wish she had taken it down south.......another little bill for the demos.

 

[midwestyankee]

A bad cigar will do that........

As Groucho said, though..."I love a good cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

 

[Peteslaw2]

As Groucho said, though..."I love a good cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

He said that?

 

[Ammo44]

Just like a republican: using a 4-year-old joke to give the impression of humor.

Yes.....she should be a wild and crazy guy...like Gore.....

He could rent himself out as an ironing board....

 

[midwestyankee]

He said that?

Yes he did. To a contestant on "You Bet Your Life" who had just announced that he was the father of something like 12 children.

 

[redrider4u]

Yes he did. To a contestant on "You Bet Your Life" who had just announced that he was the father of something like 12 children.

as he invented the internet

 

[Peteslaw2]

Yes he did. To a contestant on "You Bet Your Life" who had just announced that he was the father of something like 12 children.

good line

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Peteslaw2
good line

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

thats a good quote too..mae west

 

[Peteslaw2]

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

thats a good quote too..mae west

I like that...Just watched a movie with another old Siren in it, Sophie Tucker

 

[Ammo44]

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

thats a good quote too..mae west

Also Mae.........

A girl tells her "My goodness...what a lovely mink coat!"

She says....".Honey, goodness had nothing to do with it."

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Ammo44
Also Mae.........

A girl tells her "My goodness...what a lovely mink coat!"

She says....".Honey, goodness had nothing to do with it."

excellent i love it...

 

[midwestyankee]

Best comedy before Preston Sturges: My Little Chickadee with Mae West and W. C. Fields.

Fields, on his new bride West: "She's so new she hasn't been unwrapped yet."

 

[Ammo44]

Best comedy before Preston Sturges: My Little Chickadee with Mae West and W. C. Fields.

Fields, on his new bride West: "She's so new she hasn't been unwrapped yet."

That had a TON of great lines....this is true....

 

[midwestyankee]

That had a TON of great lines....this is true....

Yes it did. Virtually all of the Fields movies were jammed with great lines.

But if you haven't seen anything by Preston Sturges, find a copy of The Miracle of Morgan's Creek and have a blast.

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
Yes it did. Virtually all of the Fields movies were jammed with great lines.

But if you haven't seen anything by Preston Sturges, find a copy of The Miracle of Morgan's Creek and have a blast.

i have to check that out i love old movies

 

[Ammo44]

i have to check that out i love old movies

Me too.........

 

[midwestyankee]

i have to check that out i love old movies

Anything Preston Sturges did was just terrific. He also directed The Great McGinty, The Lady Eve, and Sullivan's Travels (which was partial inspiration for O Brother, Where Art Thou?).

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by midwestyankee
Anything Preston Sturges did was just terrific. He also directed The Great McGinty, The Lady Eve, and Sullivan's Travels (which was partial inspiration for O Brother, Where Art Thou?).

i loved happy gillmore for funny lines too....