A helpful hint for the women of Lit

Calamity Jane

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When you're masturbating, and getting to the point where you're almost completely focused on the slick, hot sensation of your vibrator sliding in and out of you, and the world is starting to go fuzzy at the edges... and you glance at a bottle of Hot Damn! and think, 'hmmm... I wonder what THAT would feel like on my clit... '

A little dab'll do ya.

Yowza... another vibrator bites the dust.
 
pagancowgirl said:
When you're masturbating, and getting to the point where you're almost completely focused on the slick, hot sensation of your vibrator sliding in and out of you, and the world is starting to go fuzzy at the edges... and you glance at a bottle of Hot Damn! and think, 'hmmm... I wonder what THAT would feel like on my clit... '

A little dab'll do ya.

Yowza... another vibrator bites the dust.

I think I'll just take your word for it!:eek:
 
Cinnamon Schnapps.

I'm thinking that it would have been even more interesting had the schnapps been in the freezer for a few hours first.
 
So thats worse... right.

You look plent fine without dressing up, you know, miss Fork.
 
I'll bet that works!! It must feel really similar to the Altoids blowjob. (That was a hint for the ladies, BTW!)
 
I'm not turning up, you make your choice.

You can wear them riding with me.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I'll bet that works!! It must feel really similar to the Altoids blowjob. (That was a hint for the ladies, BTW!)

Ya know, it's probably real close to the same thing. I can honestly say though, I've never used 'props' when giving oral. Maybe I'll have to start.
 
Oh my...you really need to try this trick,then! Get a mouthful of Hot Damn 100 and slide your mouth over his cock! MMMmmmmMMM!!
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I'll bet that works!! It must feel really similar to the Altoids blowjob. (That was a hint for the ladies, BTW!)

Altoids are awesome ........... I always have a tin in my purse.
;)
 
carrie-on said:
Oh my...you really need to try this trick,then! Get a mouthful of Hot Damn 100 and slide your mouth over his cock! MMMmmmmMMM!!

Nope, I'm not sharing this one with him. He can figure out his own little pleasures.
 
Hot Damn!

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I don't know whether, I should be laughing or embarrassed.
(Wondering if Hot Damn!, is anything like AfterShock)
I've been known to break a toy or two. ;-)
 
It's getting expensive. I'm tempted to do what Ruby suggested and buy one that plugs into the wall, but that just scares me. Too much potential for disaster!
 
Hot Damn 100

Please explain..........is the Hot Damn 100 supposed to be for HIS cock pleasure or my mouth? Some schnapps sounds cool for my clit! I wonder how a mouthful of altoids would feel on my clit? Anyone know?
 
pagancowgirl said:
It's getting expensive. I'm tempted to do what Ruby suggested and buy one that plugs into the wall, but that just scares me. Too much potential for disaster!

Though, I would trust Ruby and all. Anything plugged into the wall, is just frightening to me. I do enough damage to my toys, that don't plug into a wall.
 
Re: Hot Damn 100

likaway said:
Please explain..........is the Hot Damn 100 supposed to be for HIS cock pleasure or my mouth? Some schnapps sounds cool for my clit! I wonder how a mouthful of altoids would feel on my clit? Anyone know?

For altoids while giving blow jobs...from what I've heard they are incredible, unfortunately none of the girls i've asked have wanted to try them.:(

Altoids on women....will work, but have one slight problem.

What happens for either sex is there is a chemical (i believe menthol) in them that makes the tingly feeling. Straight altoids in the mouth work great on men b/c the skin is there. If you do straight altoids on a female it may burn like hell, b/c of the mucus membranes and the general more sensitivity down there to a guy's shaft. So what I've been told is to first eat the altoid and then wait a bit, like 5 minutes and then try, if it doesn't hurt play around with the time and such till you get a sensation you like. It also works with some gums and just most minty stuff in general. However stay away from trying like a massage with icy hot or something, just getting a bit of that on my balls and I'll start crying like a baby. I use it a lot to massage out cramps and such from workouts but get it on my nuts and i'm thinking about anything but getting some action.


I WOULD STRONGLY NOT SUGGEST USING THE HOT SAUCE MENTIONED BY SOMEONE ABOVE. YOU COULD GET A CHEMICAL BURN ON INTIMATE AREAS. That would be very interesting on how to explain when you go to ER b/c of them.
 
Re: Re: Hot Damn 100

Ljbonobo said:
It also works with some gums and just most minty stuff in general. However stay away from trying like a massage with icy hot or something, just getting a bit of that on my balls and I'll start crying like a baby. I use it a lot to massage out cramps and such from workouts but get it on my nuts and i'm thinking about anything but getting some action.

lol. Personally, I've done the Icy/Hot thing and it's pretty powerful. Doesn't taste as good as Schnapps though. And taste is important.

I WOULD STRONGLY NOT SUGGEST USING THE HOT SAUCE MENTIONED BY SOMEONE ABOVE. YOU COULD GET A CHEMICAL BURN ON INTIMATE AREAS. That would be very interesting on how to explain when you go to ER b/c of them.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
pagancowgirl said:
Cinnamon Schnapps.


Never been a fan of anything " Schnapps".. but one night he had some butterscotch schnapps, he asked if I wanted to taste something sweet... he then took the bottle of schnapps and drizzled it all over his hard....

Needless to say , that night I became a fan of the Schnapps.
 
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