A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[Taint_mAnn]

Is FeNomm a version of busybody? All the sudden I have nothing but FeNomm threads on my front page and there seems to be a resemblance.

Yup. It's been on iggy for a while. I can't wait until it has a stroke.

 

[Que]

Gladly! I've been posting here for 15 years of excellence 16 years next month. Same userid, same opinions, never been banhammered despite concerted efforts of the RWCJ.

I finished sixth in the HOF election because Que and AJ decided to game the results...they wanted me to appear oh so popular so AJ was making pro-Rob alts and Queerbait was doing his usual phalanx of monthly one-and-done shit-and-run alts designed to take a single shot at me then get banhammered. The idea was to keep me in the running for the HOF top 5 until the last day and then have me just come up short of getting the nod. Then I'd have a sad and Queerbait and AJ could chortle in glee.

This backfired spectacularly on little Queerbait, it seems that AJ, who has zero love lost on me over the years, was put out by the pathological loathing that chronic underachiever Queerbait has towards me. AJ put out a number of cautionary PMs warning folks to stay away from queery, he was just a little too "cuckoo for cocoa puffs" even for the general board. Loose tongues made AJ's PM spread like wildfire (good ole fashioned gossip!!) and the PMs got back to me.

At that point AJ had a hobbesian choice to make: cut himself loose from the mentally unstable Queerbait or try and gut it out. He opted for the former, completely cutting Que off, which caused Que to go into a months long tailspin. It was equal parts ugly and funny: virtually none of the vaunted RWCJ "bro cavalry" came to his rescue.

Queery seeded the board with waves of alts supporting the mothershit connection, to no avail. Queerbait began acting out like most guys on the autism spectrum do, and got very little bang for his buck. He most recently through his alt armies into the gun control debate, again with very little logic and even less support.

Simply put, AJ is having a bad year, but queery's is even worse.

You spent four and a half hours crafting this long-winded explanation for why the admitted progenitor of Chancellor Palpatine nominated you for the Hall of Fame?

I think this probably deserves its own thread.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

You spent four and a half hours crafting this long-winded explanation for why the admitted progenitor of Chancellor Palpatine nominated you for the Hall of Fame?

I think this probably deserves its own thread.

Do it, ya half-witted half-pint.

 

[Taint_mAnn]

You spent four and a half hours crafting this long-winded explanation for why the admitted progenitor of Chancellor Palpatine nominated you for the Hall of Fame?

I think this probably deserves its own thread.

You spent a month and a half crafting this lame response? What a putz!

 

[rae121452]

so let's ask the really pressing question. why does anyone even give a shit whose alt is whose? if i don't something someone posts, i stick them on my ignore list. end of problem. it's not like solving the mystery of who is who is going to win anyone a nobel prize. i wish i had come on under a different name so that the trolls wouldn't be able to access my stories. as it is, it's too much trouble to change. who really even gives a fuck?

 

[Debbie]

so let's ask the really pressing question. why does anyone even give a shit whose alt is whose? if i don't something someone posts, i stick them on my ignore list. end of problem. it's not like solving the mystery of who is who is going to win anyone a nobel prize. i wish i had come on under a different name so that the trolls wouldn't be able to access my stories. as it is, it's too much trouble to change. who really even gives a fuck?

Some care if someone has an alt or three or who might or might not be an alt in case they spill their naughty sexxxy secrets and delicious photos to find that said alt is really hiding behind that moniker and is really a treacherous asshat who likes to gossip and share private info just be a dickhead.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

A couple of bids, for which alt, is behind the sudden appearance of ThatsTheGuy..

Blobfish
AJ


It has occurred to me, that this alt might be VaticanAssassin.


Does anyone know what Vatass's last alt, was ? Last seen in October of 2017

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Who the fuck is AJ? I keep asking and no one wants to tell me these things.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A couple of bids, for which alt, is behind the sudden appearance of ThatsTheGuy..

Blobfish
AJ


It has occurred to me, that this alt might be VaticanAssassin.


Does anyone know what Vatass's last alt, was ? Last seen in October of 2017

A bit of a stretch there, Gotz.

Alts - the ones that struggle to keep wearing a fresh costume - tell themselves when they get relaxed having too much fun and slip back into their former style and patterns.

AJ is a classic case of denial in action under his latest wounded format, but Vat also had a particular way of writing. Not detecting that here. Don't think his character would truck in day-to-night-to-day meandering ubiquity, either.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

zumi,you may have a good point

I had generously chalked the frolic up to Spring Fever, and youthful exuberance. I had not considered the persistent sourness that both generations shared.

 

[RobDownSouth]

A couple of bids, for which alt, is behind the sudden appearance of ThatsTheGuy..
Blobfish
AJ
It has occurred to me, that this alt might be VaticanAssassin.
Does anyone know what Vatass's last alt, was ? Last seen in October of 2017

The key clue is posts per day.
ThatsTehGuy is shitposting at a rate of 60+ posts per day.
That's pretty rarefied air.

AJ has never posted over 40 to 50 posts a day, and he's squatting out a consistent 50 posts a day since he got laid off in January as "WoundedKnee"

60+ shitposts a day narrows down the pool of suspects to a very small group: busybody, eeyore, lance and queery.

The alt doesn't post very many gifs, so busybody is out.
He can string together two coherent sentences, so that leaves out eeyore.

That leaves a cointoss between Lance and lit's sweet transvestite.

He doesn't seem to obsess about me like queerbait does, so I'm gonna go with Lance.

Just a guess, though.

 

[nowisthetime]

A couple of bids, for which alt, is behind the sudden appearance of ThatsTheGuy..

Blobfish
AJ


It has occurred to me, that this alt might be VaticanAssassin.


Does anyone know what Vatass's last alt, was ? Last seen in October of 2017

ThatsTheGuy is definitely not AJ. AJ is Wounded Knee, and he's infatuated with what black folk do and don't do.

 

[nowisthetime]

The key clue is posts per day.
ThatsTehGuy is shitposting at a rate of 60+ posts per day.
That's pretty rarefied air.

AJ has never posted over 40 to 50 posts a day, and he's squatting out a consistent 50 posts a day since he got laid off in January as "WoundedKnee"

60+ shitposts a day narrows down the pool of suspects to a very small group: busybody, eeyore, lance and queery.

The alt doesn't post very many gifs, so busybody is out.
He can string together two coherent sentences, so that leaves out eeyore.

That leaves a cointoss between Lance and lit's sweet transvestite.

He doesn't seem to obsess about me like queerbait does, so I'm gonna go with Lance.

Just a guess, though.

I don't think he's Lance. Lance's posts are full of misogyny and rants about certain female posters, nor is he that RWJC female hating- transvestite Ann somebody who is boring and not very bright.

 

[cowslinger64]

The key clue is posts per day.
ThatsTehGuy is shitposting at a rate of 60+ posts per day.
That's pretty rarefied air.

AJ has never posted over 40 to 50 posts a day, and he's squatting out a consistent 50 posts a day since he got laid off in January as "WoundedKnee"

60+ shitposts a day narrows down the pool of suspects to a very small group: busybody, eeyore, lance and queery.

The alt doesn't post very many gifs, so busybody is out.
He can string together two coherent sentences, so that leaves out eeyore.

That leaves a cointoss between Lance and lit's sweet transvestite.

He doesn't seem to obsess about me like queerbait does, so I'm gonna go with Lance.

Just a guess, though.

Haven't seen qbert on here much lately.. he has to have another outlet. I'm going with him.

Along with talkradio and fakenews. His most useless alts.

 

[Aquagal]

I don’t give a crap who the newest alt is, however I am amused at all the time you all spend on whittling down the candidates. Free rent in YO head!

 

[TalkRadio]

Haven't seen qbert on here much lately.. he has to have another outlet. I'm going with him.

Along with talkradio and fakenews. His most useless alts.

Useless? Were you referring to the Detroit public school system?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1475731

 

[BoyNextDoor]

so let's ask the really pressing question. why does anyone even give a shit whose alt is whose? if i don't something someone posts, i stick them on my ignore list. end of problem. it's not like solving the mystery of who is who is going to win anyone a nobel prize. i wish i had come on under a different name so that the trolls wouldn't be able to access my stories. as it is, it's too much trouble to change. who really even gives a fuck?

Old wounds

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I ask, because I would like to know who is behind the mask. It shines a certain light on what is posted by them. Some have had long experience, familiarity, and a sharpened instinct.


I tend to avoid interacting with...


So, I'm just a witness.

 

[rae121452]

Old wounds

which is exactly what i don't understand. as soon as someone posts shit to me i don't like, i put them on the ignore list. i've lived too long and endured too much crap to deal with it willingly.

the only exception to that rule is someone like thatstheguy, who obviously has been on here for donkey years and still is a nervous nellie. it's fun to bait him. but that's entertainment, nothing else.

when i came on here, i was attacked on my first post accusing me of being an alt. i didn't even understand what that was at the time. it seems like the long time users on here are, for the most part, a bunch of nasty bitches who are so invested in this little corner of the internet that they can't see anything else.

you're all a bunch of black characters on a screen to me. if you actually have a real life, i don't want to know. just don't bore me.

 

[Que]

The key clue is posts per day.
ThatsTehGuy is shitposting at a rate of 60+ posts per day.
That's pretty rarefied air.

AJ has never posted over 40 to 50 posts a day, and he's squatting out a consistent 50 posts a day since he got laid off in January as "WoundedKnee"

60+ shitposts a day narrows down the pool of suspects to a very small group: busybody, eeyore, lance and queery.

The alt doesn't post very many gifs, so busybody is out.
He can string together two coherent sentences, so that leaves out eeyore.

That leaves a cointoss between Lance and lit's sweet transvestite.

He doesn't seem to obsess about me like queerbait does, so I'm gonna go with Lance.

Just a guess, though.

Another long-winded post explaining alts by the guy desperate to maintain the position that he never uses alts. "No. Never. Not even once. Honest!"

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

Another long-winded post explaining alts by the guy desperate to maintain the position that he never uses alts. "No. Never. Not even once. Honest!"

^ Oh, look! Captain shitsQUEek himself!

 

[toeskr]

I don’t give a crap who the newest alt is, however I am amused at all the time you all spend on whittling down the candidates. Free rent in YO head!

^^^^^ This!

You had me at I don't give a crap.

I do admit the alt game is amusing and disgustipated, I mean disgusting at the same time.

 

[nowisthetime]

^^^^^ This!

You had me at I don't give a crap.

I do admit the alt game is amusing and disgustipated, I mean disgusting at the same time.

Oh you do give a crap. You live for drama.

 

[toeskr]

Oh you do give a crap. You live for drama.

Was this pre titties or post titties?

I can be nice or I can be not so nice.

Your move.

 

[Amoebah]

I don’t give a crap who the newest alt is, however I am amused at all the time you all spend on whittling down the candidates. Free rent in YO head!

They should call me Legion, for (apparently) I am many.