A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

TalkRadio, Wounded Something, and RightGuard, are all the same alt ?

WoundedKneegro is AJ's latest "main" id since his 4est_4est_Gump userid got banhammered by Laurel.

RightGuide is the latest incarnation of Lit's Bravest Marine Ever, Vetteman.

I had originally thought TalkRadio was a Queerbait alt, but he uses three syllable words correctly and often refers to event in the 1950s as if they happened yesterday, so I think he's simply a sad 70-something bitter clinger.
 

Hey, Luk! It's such a shame that you & Ferm have been bitch-slapped by your fellow blurt kids.

After all, you finished 9th in the recent GB Hall of Fame election and Ferm finished 5th in the GB Hot Babe contest.

Tough times, indeed!
 
WoundedKneegro is AJ's latest "main" id since his 4est_4est_Gump userid got banhammered by Laurel.

RightGuide is the latest incarnation of Lit's Bravest Marine Ever, Vetteman.

I had originally thought TalkRadio was a Queerbait alt, but he uses three syllable words correctly and often refers to event in the 1950s as if they happened yesterday, so I think he's simply a sad 70-something bitter clinger.

Hey, Rob! Tell us all about your 15 years of excellence & your 6th place finish in the recent GB Hall of Fame election.

You'll always be AJ's & Que's bitch.
 
Thank you.

At the moment, I am watching a group of men raising a newborn baby elephant. (PBS) It reminds me that all come to the oasis to partake.

(Though, it does puzzle me, that some prefer to nurture poison, and partake of it.)
 
Hey, Rob! Tell us all about your 15 years of excellence & your 6th place finish in the recent GB Hall of Fame election.

You'll always be AJ's & Que's bitch.

Gladly! I've been posting here for 15 years of excellence 16 years next month. Same userid, same opinions, never been banhammered despite concerted efforts of the RWCJ.

I finished sixth in the HOF election because Que and AJ decided to game the results...they wanted me to appear oh so popular so AJ was making pro-Rob alts and Queerbait was doing his usual phalanx of monthly one-and-done shit-and-run alts designed to take a single shot at me then get banhammered. The idea was to keep me in the running for the HOF top 5 until the last day and then have me just come up short of getting the nod. Then I'd have a sad and Queerbait and AJ could chortle in glee.

This backfired spectacularly on little Queerbait, it seems that AJ, who has zero love lost on me over the years, was put out by the pathological loathing that chronic underachiever Queerbait has towards me. AJ put out a number of cautionary PMs warning folks to stay away from queery, he was just a little too "cuckoo for cocoa puffs" even for the general board. Loose tongues made AJ's PM spread like wildfire (good ole fashioned gossip!!) and the PMs got back to me.

At that point AJ had a hobbesian choice to make: cut himself loose from the mentally unstable Queerbait or try and gut it out. He opted for the former, completely cutting Que off, which caused Que to go into a months long tailspin. It was equal parts ugly and funny: virtually none of the vaunted RWCJ "bro cavalry" came to his rescue.

Queery seeded the board with waves of alts supporting the mothershit connection, to no avail. Queerbait began acting out like most guys on the autism spectrum do, and got very little bang for his buck. He most recently through his alt armies into the gun control debate, again with very little logic and even less support.

Simply put, AJ is having a bad year, but queery's is even worse.
 
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Gladly! I've been posting here for 15 years of excellence 16 years next month. Same userid, same opinions, never been banhammered despite concerted efforts of the RWCJ.

I finished sixth in the HOF election because Que and AJ decided to game the results...they wanted me to appear oh so popular so AJ was making pro-Rob alts and Queerbait was doing his usual phalanx of monthly one-and-done shit-and-run alts designed to take a single shot at me then get banhammered. The idea was to keep me in the running for the HOF top 5 until the last day and then have me just come up short of getting the nod. Then I'd have a sad and Queerbait and AJ could chortle in glee.

This backfired spectacularly on little Queerbait, it seems that AJ, who has zero love lost on me over the years, was put out by the pathological loathing that chronic underachiever Queerbait has towards me. AJ put out a number of cautionary PMs warning folks to stay away from queery, he was just a little too "cuckoo for cocoa puffs" even for the general board. Loose tongues made AJ's PM spread like wildfire (good ole fashioned gossip!!) and the PMs got back to me.

At that point AJ had a hobbesian choice to make: cut himself loose from the mentally unstable Queerbait or try and gut it out. He opted for the former, completely cutting Que off, which caused Que to go into a months long tailspin. It was equal parts ugly and funny: virtually none of the vaunted RWCJ "bro cavalry" came to his rescue.

Queery seeded the board with waves of alts supporting the mothershit connection, to no avail. Queerbait began acting out like most guys on the autism spectrum do, and got very little bang for his buck. He most recently through his alt armies into the gun control debate, again with very little logic and even less support.

Simply put, AJ is having a bad year, but queery's is even worse.

Playing the victim card, Rob?
 
Playing the victim card, Rob?

Fuck no, Grampa! AJ and Queerbait came out of the HOF debacle both with egg on their face! And AJ publicly disowned his little mentally ill off-board bro, too. And now virtually nobody has Queerbait's back anymore, so his downward spiral continues unabated.

What's not to like?
 
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