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adrina said:
I find it amusing, in an ironic and hypocritical way, that a cowardly alt wants to try to denigrate someone based on their posting history. It's easier to be self righteous and judgmental under the cover of anonymity. And of course it comes from an individual who endlessly deflects in the face of reality. Yet somehow, this cowardly alt thinks he deserves to be taken seriously and to not be treated with well earned derision.

Interesting monsters have interesting hairdos.
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Your best friends are alts.

Irony?
 
I don't normally post on the weekend, but my dick's ears where burning...

hash jerks off to pictures of my cock?!?

:eek:
 
richard_daily said:
The GB (General Board) has a long, sordid past. Many posters on here have chosen new names over time, either to hide stupid things they've said in the past, or to take alter egos, sometimes known as sock-puppets and harass or annoy people. Perhaps their motivations stem from their lack of willingness to "speak" their mind from their main handle, or maybe they're actually as cowardly in real life. Who knows?

Some other posters get banned for violating some of the most basic of rules for the GB, which can be found here:
Forum Rules

This post will serve as a partial list of these alts, so that you can keep clear who is who. Knowledge is power.

I may update this at my discretion.

Please consider this post to be official and sanctioned.

Thank you.




•Lit's resident dateless wonder "LJ_Reloaded" is usually referred to as "LT" or occasionally as "LJ". He originally posted here under the name "lovingtongue", and later changed his name to "Le Jacquelope".

LT "dies". If only.

He also posts a lot about sex robots.


•Coocoo crazyhead "Cade Is Here" posted under several dozen alts, but we're pretty sure he's currently dead or in a mental institution.


•"Aella_", the village idiot, originally began posting under "hssh345" and "hsnh", and can be seen proclaiming victimhood throughout the GB.

He/she/it is also quite the racist.


•"Busybody", the notorious crossdresser, has been banned many times, and has come back under the following names:
"smartjuanxxx", "bunny slippers", "KnotAgain", "YetAgain", "putzpotus", "xbb", and "DumOH".
Busybody tells the truth.


•Racist, "JAMESBJOHNSON" (JBJ) has come back under "NOIRTRASH" after being banned. He has had many pretend lives. He's made many claims of different employments over the years. He's allegedly been a scientist, a soldier, a police officer, and a lawyer. We'll leave it to you to decide if any of his claims of ever having a job are true.


•The poster once known as "Ishmale" AKA shit dude, got banned for threatening to sic hackers on another poster. Needless to say, the only thing this old limp dick knows about hacking is what he saw in the 90s movie flick. He's come back as dontbackdown, which basically is code for "I'm a boorish ass".


•"Lacecastor" has come back as Magnussomethingorother. He is well known for being a short-statured creepy, stalker, rapist type dude. He has a plethora of emotional issues. Ladies should beware, as Lancie will try to steal your photos and then try to blackmail you with them. He's also back under: Liam something or other

He hates women


•"Eyer", a depressed crybaby, has come back dozens of times after being banned, under the assumed names: "daimoniotica", "walksonwater", "inexile", "allateup", "digitalia" "OjosMojo", "aburner", "eyerami", "irksomesauce", "ifrtbttrflys", "JeanLaFlu", and finally unabatable: more like unreadable. He can't follow the rules or control himself, so expect another dozen or so alts by year's end.


•Randroid transfolk "Andra_Jenny" (AJ) tried to alter their original screen name. This gender dysphoric libertarian "victim" has come back under: "Cap’n AMatrixca", "Fawkin'Injun", "Frisco_Slug_Esq", WoundedKnee, and several others. They just got their most recent handle: "4est_4est_Gump" banned for discussing pedophilia, which is against the forum rules. They are currently posting as "Misspent_Ute", and woundedknee. They have as much native american in him as Elizabeth Warren.
They claim that they "gave their old passwords to Byron

and they don't like black people:
http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1868396&stc=1&d=1464344437

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88529238&postcount=30

•Miles, whose mom and wife keep him locked in the basement with 56k internet, has come back as water505. He doesn't get out of the house much.


•"Karen Kraft", the blustering Ken Ten-int, has come back under the alt "ms_ann_thrope", and Saint Ann and was originally "Bert Notorius". The Lit committee, and the lit-overlords are still discussing the results of the inquiry, and what we'll be doing about his incursions into the GB under false pretences. We'll let you know once a decision has been reached.
Ken Outed

He suffers from Schizophrenia, which isn't too surprising seeing how much effort he puts into his alts.


•Vetteman, who cybered with Ken Kraft and was friends with him on Facebook, has comeback as "Rightguide", but really he just needs some Rightguard. He once bragged about buying women with cans of corn when deployed in Vietnam. He started a new alt to try to hide his "personal details", but he was outed within 10 posts, for his scatological proclivities, and desires to talk about men's penises. He's here to toss some libs


•The computer program known as "NeverEndingMe" also posts here as the failed authorbot: "jeninflorida".​
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richard_daily said:
I don't normally post on the weekend, but my dick's ears where burning...

hash jerks off to pictures of my cock?!?

:eek:
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Hmmm. You've done alot of research it seems. Long read though. I do have several questions.

Who are you? What alts do you control?

Who's Sonny Lamatina? (There was a link you referenced to on of his threads)

Who's Rob? (I keep seeing the name mentioned here and there).
 
Dinosaur1 said:
Hmmm. You've done alot of research it seems. Long read though. I do have several questions.

Who are you? What alts do you control?

Who's Sonny Lamatina? (There was a link you referenced to on of his threads)

Who's Rob? (I keep seeing the name mentioned here and there).
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Shaddup, Bert.
 
omlette said:
Stop enabling the Dumbing Down of the General Board !!

I used to be amused by this thread.
But that was a different time.

Now the Board is getting dumbed down by the minute. And even those -L and R leaning- political posters who have a brain contribute to the current state.

I wish that youall fucknuts focused a bit more on ways to de-dumb the Board, instead of these neverending penis measuring contests.
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Maybe you should leave. The GB would be less dumb instantaneously.
 
Tee_Jay said:
They can't help themselves! They are nothing without the alt hunt! They live for this.
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If they spent half as much time contributing interesting conversation, we might be able to attract huge cocked men that have brains. :)
 
^
Am I prohibited from asking the forbidden question, about this entity ?

(I have this inkling that it has been around since Lit had liftoff.)
 
gotsnowgotslush said:
^
Am I prohibited from asking the forbidden question, about this entity ?

(I have this inkling that it has been around since Lit had liftoff.)
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Aglaopheme said:
Indeed. New face, same old story.
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If you figure it out, let me know and I'll update the list. People have said Lance, but I put it on ignore a while ago, and don't care to do any digging. Whoever it is, they're boring as fuck.
 
No skin off of my labia, if they want to wear a costume, and pretend. It's the GB, where all are invited to engage.
 
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