A Challenge for the LitAddicts

[tortoise]

Well done, lovely lotus. Nice new av. Yes, we had a spork incident here.

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/416/sprkqv8.gif

I have a titanium spork, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Srsly. It's great for backpacking, and it's not scary at all.

 

[_geisha_]

Okay, I kind of made it. I went to bed too early and woke up too early so I just started my day early.

Nothing else to do. Does that count? Did I do alright?

 

[LotusDreamer]

Well done, lovely lotus. Nice new av. Yes, we had a spork incident here.

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/416/sprkqv8.gif

It wasn't easy, but I did it.

I got a chance to clean the living room, it wasn't scintillating, but
it was something to do.


Thanx, this av is quickly becoming one of my faves.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Okay, I kind of made it. I went to bed too early and woke up too early so I just started my day early.

Nothing else to do. Does that count? Did I do alright?

Totally counts! Congratulations for making it. So it wasn't easy - you had to shut down and sleep to get through it. Did you call a friend at any point?

 

[capricious_chic]

I have a titanium spork, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Srsly. It's great for backpacking, and it's not scary at all.

Oh! That's hot.

pix pls.

 

[_geisha_]

Totally counts! Congratulations for making it. So it wasn't easy - you had to shut down and sleep to get through it. Did you call a friend at any point?

LAWL! Shush it up, Liv. Aint nobody had to sleep to get through it LOL

I got a new bed, and everytime I walk past my room, if I don't have anything to do, I've been like 'omg it's so soffffffffffffffffft i can lay down and enjoy the softness for a few minutes' and then I was up 4 hours later.

Last night was like that, except it was like 9 hours later. LOL

sleep to get through it LAWL

I did, however, before my extra long nap, go out and hang with my cousin, call my ex, went over and ate with my mum, did her nails, did my own, and cleaned a lil bit. had a bit of a big day.

 

[LotusDreamer]

I have a titanium spork, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Srsly. It's great for backpacking, and it's not scary at all.

I wanted use mine on the group of drunken loonies, coming in late last night, screaming and singing in the hallway.

If I was on Lit I wouldn't have paid them any attention, but i figured, they shouldn't be out there having fun, while I'm reading some boring ass Amer. Lit.

 

[_geisha_]

It wasn't easy, but I did it.

I got a chance to clean the living room, it wasn't scintillating, but
it was something to do.


Thanx, this av is quickly becoming one of my faves.

do you have a baggie on your arm? [i'm simply using the baggie as an excuse to stare at your bewbiez n ur pretty brown skin]

so, do you have a baggie on your arm?


*Stares*

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

LAWL! Shush it up, Liv. Aint nobody had to sleep to get through it LOL
[...]
sleep to get through it LAWL
[...]

methinks she doth protest too much.

 

[LotusDreamer]

do you have a baggie on your arm? [i'm simply using the baggie as an excuse to stare at your bewbiez n ur pretty brown skin]

so, do you have a baggie on your arm?


*Stares*

Nah, but, you just go on pretending.

I'm pretending you still have that delish nipple av up, so, I figure we're about even.

 

[_geisha_]

methinks she doth protest too much.

I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP TO GET THROUGH IT!!!!

JAYsusCHRIST WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO DO?

*protests*


*throws some shit*


*mumbles incoherently*

FUCKinJAYsusCHRIST!!! I HAD A BIG DAY!! I HAD LOTS TO DO!!

FUCK!!

[LAWL!!!]

 

[_geisha_]

Nah, but, you just go on pretending.

I'm pretending you still have that delish nipple av up, so, I figure we're about even.

It looks like a baggie.

*stares*

You are? You liked my nipple? I took it down cause Beco said it was ugly and he's the most important person on Lit

 

[LotusDreamer]

It looks like a baggie.

*stares*

You are? You liked my nipple? I took it down cause Beco said it was ugly and he's the most important person on Lit

Pishtaw on Beco. Delusions of grandeur..

That was hot, I found my myself hypnotized by it. Love that piercing.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP TO GET THROUGH IT!!!!

JAYsusCHRIST WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO DO?

*protests*


*throws some shit*


*mumbles incoherently*

FUCKinJAYsusCHRIST!!! I HAD A BIG DAY!! I HAD LOTS TO DO!!

FUCK!!

[LAWL!!!]

that makes me laugh - belly laugh. almost as good as your *masturbates furiously*.

 

[tortoise]

Oh! That's hot.

pix pls.

PM, baby. *broad wink*

Okay. On topic. As I was packing up and preparing to leave work last night, I decided at the last minute to leave my laptop in the office, which, as previously mentioned, is the easiest and surest way for me to enforce the no Lit thing. 'Twould probably be a surer test of my mettle had I brought it home and just not logged on lit, but I know my weaknesses. Baby steps.

 

[_geisha_]

Pishtaw on Beco. Delusions of grandeur..

That was hot, I found my myself hypnotized by it. Love that piercing.

I shall send you a full sized copy of it, and then you can print it out a lot of times and wrap it around your leg to replace your boots.

tittyboots. can i call you that from now on? tittyboots?

 

[_geisha_]

that makes me laugh - belly laugh. almost as good as your *masturbates furiously*.

I can't stop laughing myself...I keep hearing Bill Cosby say 'JEEsus CHRIST!'

/softly

I really did have a big day.

/softly

[LAWL!!!!!!]

 

[LotusDreamer]

I shall send you a full sized copy of it, and then you can print it out a lot of times and wrap it around your leg to replace your boots.

tittyboots. can i call you that from now on? tittyboots?

tittyboots? wait... I've got to stop laughing first.

Yeah, I like that. tittyboots... my new nick

Before I wrap it around my leg, I'm going to do a bewbie mash by proxy, is that alright wi' you?

 

[_geisha_]

tittyboots? wait... I've got to stop laughing first.

Yeah, I like that. tittyboots... my new nick

Before I wrap it around my leg, I'm going to do a bewbie mash by proxy, is that alright wi' you?

That's perfectly fine with me, tittyboots, although I'd much more prefer it to happen in real life... so I can feel your nice firm jugulators as well.

tittyboots.

ja.

tittyboots.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I thought lit would be a way to avoid dating. I had no idea what strong feelings I would be capable of developing for someone I hadn't even met. Riskier then I thought. And then, once you like someone you've never met, meeting them becomes terrifying.

<snip>

But when you love the way someone thinks and writes, and have built up hopes or fantasies, it's so loaded to meet them.

Hey lady, I'm gonna tell you a secret. It's not very different from the third dimension, it's just draaaaaaagged the fuck out. I am not going to tell you how many real life encounters I had, but I will tell you I kissed a lot of frogs.

1)Don't underestimate physical compatibility.

2)Reserve a little part of yourself until after you meet. And then reserve a little more.

3)You can always be 'friends'. (this did not work out for me so much, but I tried)

4)Take a chance. Keep taking a chance. Learn to compromise.

5)Click your heels three times and let me hear you say - "It's fun to meet new people. It's fun to meet new people..."

I met several amazing people, both male and female, from different online communities. I made friends that I enjoy to this day, that I call and connect with and hope to see again. I also found a good man who is crazy enough to put up with my bullshit. Not only do I think he is the one, but strangers tell me that he's the one. No lie. It happened again two days ago. They just see something there.

Clicker for me was when my family approved. He put his hand over my mouth at a family gathering and the shock on their faces! Who would dare censor me? Funnily, I didn't even think about it then, and that is the second part of that scenario that shocked them.

So yeah, don't pin all your hopes. Be open. Take it for what it really is and maybe something will grow into a big loverly bunch of coconuts. Maybe it will fizzle and short out. There's always something around the corner to surprise you.








On topic, it was deader than a doornail in here last night. I took my own night off and had friends over, so thanks everyone! We had good laughs.

 

[Never]

I popped onto Literotica around midnight for some end of day lurking and the board was dead. Deceased. Passed away. Why? It turns out someone decided to convince everyone to vacate Lit and did not inform me. I managed to go most of my day without Lit and I was rewarded with nothing.

I hate you all.

My name is Never: I'm a LitAddict

 

[AssEatta]

if AssEattas lie that is?

You know who you are.

Yes you do. You're the ones, like me, who would rather post then do the things that really need doing.

Here's my challenge: A night off.

One night. From 8:30 pm your time until you go to bed. No posting.
If you sign on, it's a commitment. I'll use a poll to keep track of who is up for the challenge.

Tomorrow, we can celebrate our success.

(oh, and if you don't have this problem, good for you. I don't need a bunch of posts saying "I take nights off all the time. I don't have a problem".)

I’m taking the whole weekend off; I’m going to draw some custom av.

I have been inspired by these two lit threads and I thank you both and I hope you send me some hot naked ass pics for no apparent reason what so ever, I’m signing out at 8pm Friday EST.

Hope everyone has a great weekend and joyous Monday morning, back around 9pm Monday. Although I may be lying about drawing and signing out, if AssEattas lie that is?

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

I am quoting a memorable and wise post here.

Hey lady, I'm gonna tell you a secret. It's not very different from the third dimension, it's just draaaaaaagged the fuck out. I am not going to tell you how many real life encounters I had, but I will tell you I kissed a lot of frogs.

1)Don't underestimate physical compatibility.

2)Reserve a little part of yourself until after you meet. And then reserve a little more.

3)You can always be 'friends'. (this did not work out for me so much, but I tried)

4)Take a chance. Keep taking a chance. Learn to compromise.

5)Click your heels three times and let me hear you say - "It's fun to meet new people. It's fun to meet new people..."

I met several amazing people, both male and female, from different online communities. I made friends that I enjoy to this day, that I call and connect with and hope to see again. I also found a good man who is crazy enough to put up with my bullshit. Not only do I think he is the one, but strangers tell me that he's the one. No lie. It happened again two days ago. They just see something there.

Clicker for me was when my family approved. He put his hand over my mouth at a family gathering and the shock on their faces! Who would dare censor me? Funnily, I didn't even think about it then, and that is the second part of that scenario that shocked them.

So yeah, don't pin all your hopes. Be open. Take it for what it really is and maybe something will grow into a big loverly bunch of coconuts. Maybe it will fizzle and short out. There's always something around the corner to surprise you.




On topic, it was deader than a doornail in here last night. I took my own night off and had friends over, so thanks everyone! We had good laughs.

This is really so good. I'm going to memorize it.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Umm, are you even supposed to be here?

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Umm, are you even supposed to be here?

That was last night. I took one night off. Not every night! Trying to kill me?