A Challenge for the LitAddicts

[breakwall]

If you're talking to Killy, try the new and improved "flirting with killswitch" thread.

If you're talking to me, KS has a point. We both live in southern ontario, but I don't recall having sex with you. Remind me if I'm mistaken.

I was totally talking to you.

If we have had sex, I'm sure I would remember. I have my condoms numbered.

Don't give away what province you live in! SSsssh. KS is collecting data on us.

 

[Killswitch]

If you're talking to Killy, try the new and improved "flirting with killswitch" thread.

If you're talking to me, KS has a point. We both live in southern ontario, but I don't recall having sex with you. Remind me if I'm mistaken.

Well there you go. I dont dislike you O. And there are some decent folks in your area. Im a little sirprised you havent ventured out yet.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Ive already got 1000 threads with my name in the title.

but the new one is on PAGE ONE. Don't you miss being on page 1? Go see.

 

[ReadyMike]

I take nights off all the time, I don't have a problem.

Me too!

 

[breakwall]

Hey there, Breakwall.

Thick&shave ask me earlier today If you want to go out for some drinks and karaoke tonight. The Manwhore want you bad.

Are you up for that? Drinks, not the nasty with the Manwhore.

I'm working late. I always work late. But thanks for the offer.
Will you walk around with your manboobs out, since you missed the last one?

 

[Killswitch]

I was totally talking to you.

If we have had sex, I'm sure I would remember. I have my condoms numbered.

Don't give away what province you live in! SSsssh. KS is collecting data on us.

Collecting data? I have the worst memory here and may be the only person who doesnt have "files" on people here.

The people that do that are freakiy deaky.

Glam does it and a few others I know of.

 

[Jailhouse]

It may surprise you and bum you out to learn I dont read but 5% of your posts and thats only if Im in the thread. I just either picked up on the fact or assumed you live in the eastern CA area.

Id have to look up what the national capof Canada is.

At this very moment I couldnt tell you what it is.

Q'eulle surprise.

 

[breakwall]

Collecting data? I have the worst memory here and may be the only person who doesnt have "files" on people here.

The people that do that are freakiy deaky.

Glam does it and a few others I know of.

Oh I was just kidding.
They still get sarcasm in Michigan, what with people still rooting for the Spartans and all...

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Q'eulle surprise.

I love it when you speak french, Jailhouse. Kiss me, you wild, dirty Canadian.

 

[Killswitch]

You get so much wrong, you know that? One, no pedestal. Two, what I want to hear from some "dude", has yet to be said, and won't come from someone I only know online.

Three, your obsession with what happens with everyone else is a little bit more than a "little" creepy.

Touche'

Its not an obsession but more a curiosity. Of course Im the only one thats like that.

I just know how this place operates darlin. Its the downside of being here too long and seeing too much.

And when you hear what you want to hear. I hope that its the truth and not deceptive.

Remember. You've heard it before, and look at us now.

 

[Jailhouse]

I love it when you speak french, Jailhouse. Kiss me, you wild, dirty Canadian.

As it happens, Killswitch says I'm quite close... so I suppose I could!

 

[Killswitch]

but the new one is on PAGE ONE. Don't you miss being on page 1? Go see.

I just sortof envisioned me being the dog, and you throwing a bone way out in the field to get rid of me for a few moments.



I have feelings you know.



What if I grabbed the bone and just kept on going the other direction.

Would ya come looking for me?

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

As it happens, Killswitch says I'm quite close... so I suppose I could!

First tell me what I want to hear. I think that's how it's supposed to go. Or should I tell you what you want to hear?

Ok:

Jailhouse, you are the only man here on lit who is not threatened by my genderbending, and so it is you and only you with whom I would like to share my precious mangina.

 

[breakwall]

darn it.

 

[Jailhouse]

First tell me what I want to hear. I think that's how it's supposed to go. Or should I tell you what you want to hear?

Ok:

Jailhouse, you are the only man here on lit who is not threatened by my genderbending, and so it is you and only you with whom I would like to share my precious mangina.

What you want to hear: Killswitch has no idea what your address is.

 

[Guest]

 

[Killswitch]

What you want to hear: Killswitch has no idea what your address is.

Dude. I hassle people on line. I dont care what her address is. Im actually trying to hook "you" up, or at least push it.

Just seems for a couple social butterflys that live in the same vacinity youd have either met, or attended a lit together or two is all.

Like I said and have said before. I wouldnt drive a hundred miles for a fuck. I hardly think Id drive 500 miles to peek in Olivs windows or steal her panties off the clothesline.

heh

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

darn it.

for some reason, I found that very cute coming from your av. Sort of like this:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3415/breakgz4.gif

 

[breakwall]

for some reason, I found that very cute coming from your av. Sort of like this:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3415/breakgz4.gif

bwahaha!

It has the same feel to it as

http://www.petcaretips.net/IGotARock.jpg
"I got a rock."

 

[Killswitch]

for some reason, I found that very cute coming from your av. Sort of like this:

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/3415/breakgz4.gif

He looks like John Mark Karr what with the pants pulled up so far.

 

[breakwall]

He looks like John Mark Karr what with the pants pulled up so far.

I keep telling people, I'm the White Steve Urkel.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Like I said and have said before. I wouldnt drive a hundred miles for a fuck. I hardly think Id drive 500 miles to peek in Olivs windows or steal her panties off the clothesline.

heh

You say you 'don't dislike' me, and that you have feelings, but you have such a disrespectful way of expressing yourself about women ...

You really are implying that I'm local and accessible for a fuck, and you've made comments, even in this thread, like "Somebody just fuck this girl and get it over with". Fuck you. Don't expect respect.

 

[gman23]

You all really need to get out more.

 

[Killswitch]

I keep telling people, I'm the White Steve Urkel.

Got any cheeeese?

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

You all really need to get out more.

Please elaborate. Really.