A Brief Recap
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Jubilant at their hard-won freedom, Precus and the twins, along with Percival Tambour and Anemone, who had fallen madly in love back at Follicle Island Mortuary, celebrated by throwing a traditional Elephant Hoedown.
Jubilant at their hard-won freedom, Precus and the twins, along with Percival Tambour and Anemone, who had fallen madly in love back at Follicle Island Mortuary, celebrated by throwing a traditional Elephant Hoedown.
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meanwhile...
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Plumpbuckle son of Bracegirdle led a rather milquetoast existence as a barley farmer and part-time door-to-door door salesman.
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Milquetoast, that is, until the fateful day that he started suffering from recurring, vivid, Walter Mitty-esque daydreams in which he wrestled bare-chested with huge, heavy, oily lengths of chain.
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In these dreams, once he finally vanquished the unruly chain, he was invariably visited by a wizened old dwarf, who went by the unlikely name of Jimmy.
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Day in and day out, Jimmy continually exhorted the dreaming Plumpbuckle to build a massive bridge to Follicle Island.
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Jimmy adamantly claimed that only by so doing could Plumpbuckle hope to save the world's hedgehog population from certain, bloody annihilation.
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Haunted by these visions of hedgehog apocalypse, Plumpbuckle abandoned his doorselling ways and completely ignored the barley harvest, which was in full swing by this time, devoting all his non-daydreaming waking hours to studying the fine art of bridge building.
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Unfortunately, as we can plainly see from one of the final "blueprints" that he produced for the Follicle Island bridge project (seen above), the strain proved too much for Plumpbuckle's unimaginative mind, which had been heretofore attuned to the slow rhythms of the barley growing seasons and the simple, honest work of selling doors door to door.
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Within just a few weeks, Plumpbuckle's descent into utter madness was complete and irrevocable.
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Plumpbuckle son of Bracegirdle led a rather milquetoast existence as a barley farmer and part-time door-to-door door salesman.
http://tortle.com/lit2/woodcut.gif
Milquetoast, that is, until the fateful day that he started suffering from recurring, vivid, Walter Mitty-esque daydreams in which he wrestled bare-chested with huge, heavy, oily lengths of chain.
http://tortle.com/lit2/woodcut-2.gif
In these dreams, once he finally vanquished the unruly chain, he was invariably visited by a wizened old dwarf, who went by the unlikely name of Jimmy.
http://tortle.com/lit2/woodcut-1.gif
Day in and day out, Jimmy continually exhorted the dreaming Plumpbuckle to build a massive bridge to Follicle Island.
http://tortle.com/lit2/nweuropeanhedgehog579..jpg
Jimmy adamantly claimed that only by so doing could Plumpbuckle hope to save the world's hedgehog population from certain, bloody annihilation.
http://tortle.com/lit2/woodcut-staff-2.gif
Haunted by these visions of hedgehog apocalypse, Plumpbuckle abandoned his doorselling ways and completely ignored the barley harvest, which was in full swing by this time, devoting all his non-daydreaming waking hours to studying the fine art of bridge building.
http://tortle.com/lit2/woodcut.jpg
Unfortunately, as we can plainly see from one of the final "blueprints" that he produced for the Follicle Island bridge project (seen above), the strain proved too much for Plumpbuckle's unimaginative mind, which had been heretofore attuned to the slow rhythms of the barley growing seasons and the simple, honest work of selling doors door to door.
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Within just a few weeks, Plumpbuckle's descent into utter madness was complete and irrevocable.
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One day, Mervien the Magician stopped by. Plumpbuckle asked to play with his magic wand. But Mervien said, "No! Crazy Plumpbuckle you may not touch my magic wand."
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Depressed, Plumpbuckle decided to dress up like his sister, Dumpknuckle, and sit and ponder the mental predicament he found himself in. Damn that Mervien. The magic wand was the answer.
One day, Mervien the Magician stopped by. Plumpbuckle asked to play with his magic wand. But Mervien said, "No! Crazy Plumpbuckle you may not touch my magic wand."
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Depressed, Plumpbuckle decided to dress up like his sister, Dumpknuckle, and sit and ponder the mental predicament he found himself in. Damn that Mervien. The magic wand was the answer.
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A particularly vicious upbraiding from Jimmy soon snapped Plumpbuckle out of his reverie, however, and he began to form a plan to wrest the wand from the sinister Mervien. He decided to enlist the aid of two dear friends, Dinsdale the Owl and Praline the Cow. Both, it must be said, were entirely imaginary, figments of the erstwhile barley farmer's cracked psyche (as were both Mervien and the wand, truth be told), but they were no less intrepid for that fact, being disciples of the methods employed by the great detective C. Auguste Dupin. Plumpbuckle was confident that Dinsdale and Praline would be able to help him liberate the wand from the wizard's evil clutches.
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For the wand, he was by now utterly convinced, represented the only hope for averting certain hedgehog doom.
A particularly vicious upbraiding from Jimmy soon snapped Plumpbuckle out of his reverie, however, and he began to form a plan to wrest the wand from the sinister Mervien. He decided to enlist the aid of two dear friends, Dinsdale the Owl and Praline the Cow. Both, it must be said, were entirely imaginary, figments of the erstwhile barley farmer's cracked psyche (as were both Mervien and the wand, truth be told), but they were no less intrepid for that fact, being disciples of the methods employed by the great detective C. Auguste Dupin. Plumpbuckle was confident that Dinsdale and Praline would be able to help him liberate the wand from the wizard's evil clutches.
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For the wand, he was by now utterly convinced, represented the only hope for averting certain hedgehog doom.
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Getting Hoinsetta the hedgehog on her back was the easy part for Plumpbuckle. He simply dangled a porkchop from his armpit as he gently spread her little hedgehog legs. She lapped away at the chop, not noticing that Plumpbuckle had turned The Wand on.
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In the fog such as his brain was, Plumpbuckle retrieved this illustration of where a hedgehog clitoris is located.
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The instant the vibrating magic wand touched her hedgehog hole, Hoinsetta shrieked like Betty Jo Macklethorn did the day Jim Bob Hornhead stole her ponytail holder.
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Plumpbuckle was despondent. His plan to get all the female hedgehogs horny so they'd initiate sex with the male hedgehogs was simply not going to work. The hedgehogs had to hump in order to be saved. Why was he the only one who realized this?
Getting Hoinsetta the hedgehog on her back was the easy part for Plumpbuckle. He simply dangled a porkchop from his armpit as he gently spread her little hedgehog legs. She lapped away at the chop, not noticing that Plumpbuckle had turned The Wand on.
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In the fog such as his brain was, Plumpbuckle retrieved this illustration of where a hedgehog clitoris is located.
http://xenaversity.hispeed.com/xomevents/xena_cons/newyork/feb2001/images/hudson_stage_scream.jpg
The instant the vibrating magic wand touched her hedgehog hole, Hoinsetta shrieked like Betty Jo Macklethorn did the day Jim Bob Hornhead stole her ponytail holder.
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Plumpbuckle was despondent. His plan to get all the female hedgehogs horny so they'd initiate sex with the male hedgehogs was simply not going to work. The hedgehogs had to hump in order to be saved. Why was he the only one who realized this?
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Plumpbuckle decided to masturbate. That always made him feel better.
Plumpbuckle decided to masturbate. That always made him feel better.
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Oh my! I giggled. I cried. I wet myself. Waiting anxiously for the next installment.
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Plumpbuckle was also convinced that the wand could only achieve full magical potency after being baptized in buttjuice. Thus, after removing the magic wand from his rectum with a resounding plop, he then proceded to use the newly potent talisman to transform himself into an armadillo. Jimmy the Dream Dwarf, it seems, had convinced him that hedgehogs look upon armadillos as authority figures and would therefore follow him unconditionally in his new guise.
Plumpbuckle was also convinced that the wand could only achieve full magical potency after being baptized in buttjuice. Thus, after removing the magic wand from his rectum with a resounding plop, he then proceded to use the newly potent talisman to transform himself into an armadillo. Jimmy the Dream Dwarf, it seems, had convinced him that hedgehogs look upon armadillos as authority figures and would therefore follow him unconditionally in his new guise.
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The hapless hedgehogs needed a protector as well as a leader, however, so Plumpbuckle's pyche created one. He became convinced that, when he or his spiny charges were in mortal danger, he could transform himself into a 300 foot tall armadillo robot called MechaArmadillo.
The hapless hedgehogs needed a protector as well as a leader, however, so Plumpbuckle's pyche created one. He became convinced that, when he or his spiny charges were in mortal danger, he could transform himself into a 300 foot tall armadillo robot called MechaArmadillo.
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When he was not in MechaArmadillio mode, Plumpbuckle liked to gather 'round his precious hedgehogs for a happy hedgehog hoedown. "Maybe dancing will get them horny," he thought.
When he was not in MechaArmadillio mode, Plumpbuckle liked to gather 'round his precious hedgehogs for a happy hedgehog hoedown. "Maybe dancing will get them horny," he thought.
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Months later, out of nowhere, a loopheadboobthang landed on Plumpbuckle's sleeping head. It gave him a concussion and after he was finished vomiting, Plumpbuckle shouted, "Eureka!"
Months later, out of nowhere, a loopheadboobthang landed on Plumpbuckle's sleeping head. It gave him a concussion and after he was finished vomiting, Plumpbuckle shouted, "Eureka!"
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One night, Plumpbuckle dreamed of building a bustling hedgehog metropolis, wherein his charges could lead a life of prosperity and rapid transit. He would call his dream city New Spineville.
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Upon awakening, Plumpbuckle ordered all the supplies for his hedgehog utopia from hedgehogcities.com. When the boxes finally arrived, he tore into them with reckless abandon, eager to commence construction.
One night, Plumpbuckle dreamed of building a bustling hedgehog metropolis, wherein his charges could lead a life of prosperity and rapid transit. He would call his dream city New Spineville.
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Upon awakening, Plumpbuckle ordered all the supplies for his hedgehog utopia from hedgehogcities.com. When the boxes finally arrived, he tore into them with reckless abandon, eager to commence construction.
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General Saltsnort, leader of the GMIA
Alas for poor Plumpbuckle, the boxes were not filled with the promised hedgehog city building supplies, but rather with an army of nefarious Galapagos Marine Iguanas! It seems that the dreaded reptiles had set up the hedgehogcities.com website as a front for their invasion of Follicle Island. Unfortunately for the iguanas, the demand for hedgehog city building supplies did not prove to be as great as they had anticipated. In fact, much to their chagrin, they had had no customers whatsoever, so their invasion plans were stymied. Until, that is, the hapless Plumpbuckle ordered the Deluxe Ultra Extra Metropolitan Hedgehog City package, which contained a quantity of boxes sufficient to house the entire Galapagos Marine Iguana Army!
Upon leaping from their boxes, the GMIA seized Plumpbuckle (which, even with their superior numbers, was not an easy task, given their lack of opposable thumbs... YOU try seizing without opposable thumbs sometime, see how easy YOU find it!) and took him as their first hostage.
General Saltsnort, leader of the GMIA
Alas for poor Plumpbuckle, the boxes were not filled with the promised hedgehog city building supplies, but rather with an army of nefarious Galapagos Marine Iguanas! It seems that the dreaded reptiles had set up the hedgehogcities.com website as a front for their invasion of Follicle Island. Unfortunately for the iguanas, the demand for hedgehog city building supplies did not prove to be as great as they had anticipated. In fact, much to their chagrin, they had had no customers whatsoever, so their invasion plans were stymied. Until, that is, the hapless Plumpbuckle ordered the Deluxe Ultra Extra Metropolitan Hedgehog City package, which contained a quantity of boxes sufficient to house the entire Galapagos Marine Iguana Army!
Upon leaping from their boxes, the GMIA seized Plumpbuckle (which, even with their superior numbers, was not an easy task, given their lack of opposable thumbs... YOU try seizing without opposable thumbs sometime, see how easy YOU find it!) and took him as their first hostage.
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Plumpbuckle stewed a bit in his cage. Would it be easier to bend down and suck on his cockknobble or should he shift his foot in the cage so that his unusually large big toe lodged in his ass and sent him over the edge? He knew he should have jacked off BEFORE he opened the hedgehogcities.com boxes. Fuck.
Plumpbuckle stewed a bit in his cage. Would it be easier to bend down and suck on his cockknobble or should he shift his foot in the cage so that his unusually large big toe lodged in his ass and sent him over the edge? He knew he should have jacked off BEFORE he opened the hedgehogcities.com boxes. Fuck.
miles away....
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Hoinsetta gave birth to Plumpbuckle, Jr. just as Plumpbuckle was fantasizing in his cage and about to cum as he flashed to an image of Hoinsetta's pink, engorged little hedgehog slit then remembered how it felt when he sunk his cock into her.
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Hoinsetta gave birth to Plumpbuckle, Jr. just as Plumpbuckle was fantasizing in his cage and about to cum as he flashed to an image of Hoinsetta's pink, engorged little hedgehog slit then remembered how it felt when he sunk his cock into her.
<assorted childbirth and orgasming-with-your-toe-popping-in-and-out-of-your-ass noises>
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Suddenly, Richard Gere leapt from the shadows and grabbed Plumpbuckle, Jr., absconding with the tiny spiny ball to his secret lair. It seems that Mr. Gere had tired of gerbils, and wished to move on to new... experiences.
Suddenly, Richard Gere leapt from the shadows and grabbed Plumpbuckle, Jr., absconding with the tiny spiny ball to his secret lair. It seems that Mr. Gere had tired of gerbils, and wished to move on to new... experiences.
