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Rubyfruit said:
...said Tom Cruise, as Richard Gere answered his knock on the door of the secret lair. Cruise had heard about Gere's new hedgehog "project", and he wanted to witness the insertion first hand.
"And, if I play my cards right, maybe even assist..." thought the diminutive actor with a glint in his eye and a swelling in his groin.
a little cartoon bubble appeared over Cruise's head....
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"I wonder what it would be like to give head to a hedgehog?"
"Sucking on a hedgehog's balls would NOT mean that I am gay. Because I'm not. I'm engaged to a wonderful woman."
"Maybe I could trap the hedgehog in Richard's ass with my cock."
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"I wonder what it would be like to give head to a hedgehog?"
"Sucking on a hedgehog's balls would NOT mean that I am gay. Because I'm not. I'm engaged to a wonderful woman."
"Maybe I could trap the hedgehog in Richard's ass with my cock."
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One night in his cage, Plumpbuckle dreamed of capturing 148 hedgehogs and reaming their asses with pencils. He woke up with a stiffy.
One night in his cage, Plumpbuckle dreamed of capturing 148 hedgehogs and reaming their asses with pencils. He woke up with a stiffy.
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Upon learning of Plumpbuckle's captivity at the hands of the evil marine iguana army, Dinsdale the owl hatched a plan.
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After distracting the iguana guards with a tempting bunch of their favorite snack, red slimy seaweed...
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Dinsdale would intrepidly swoop in with a homemade bomb, which Plumpbuckle could then use to blast out of his prison.
Alas, Dinsdale had neglected to take into consideration the miniscule size of Plumpbuckle's cage, so the blast that was meant to free him ended up blowing him to smithereens.
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Although alarmed at first at the explosion, the iguanas soon settled in for a welcome feast.
Upon learning of Plumpbuckle's captivity at the hands of the evil marine iguana army, Dinsdale the owl hatched a plan.
http://www.bigislandabalone.com/images/seaweed-1.jpg
After distracting the iguana guards with a tempting bunch of their favorite snack, red slimy seaweed...
http://gamedev.cs.cmu.edu/spring2004/project/games/bombersattack-web/screenshots/dynamite.jpg
Dinsdale would intrepidly swoop in with a homemade bomb, which Plumpbuckle could then use to blast out of his prison.
Alas, Dinsdale had neglected to take into consideration the miniscule size of Plumpbuckle's cage, so the blast that was meant to free him ended up blowing him to smithereens.
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Although alarmed at first at the explosion, the iguanas soon settled in for a welcome feast.
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Here our story shifted gears to precipitous slopes of Machu Picchu in Peru, where the reincarnated donkey Alexei (née Plumpbuckle) awoke with only the vaguest recollection of his former life. He remembered something to do with doors, a dwarf, and hedgehogs, but he couldn't put these disparate pieces together. Determined to solve the riddle of his past, Alexei wandered through the ruins looking for clues.
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He soon came upon a mysterious door...
Here our story shifted gears to precipitous slopes of Machu Picchu in Peru, where the reincarnated donkey Alexei (née Plumpbuckle) awoke with only the vaguest recollection of his former life. He remembered something to do with doors, a dwarf, and hedgehogs, but he couldn't put these disparate pieces together. Determined to solve the riddle of his past, Alexei wandered through the ruins looking for clues.
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He soon came upon a mysterious door...
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Plumpbuckle opened the door using the only means available to a donkey, by smashing it into smithereens
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Upon stepping through the remains of the door, he found himself in a small wooden room, facing a man in a rather outlandish getup:
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Alarmed by the man's dangerous look as well as the large, extremely businesslike sword he was wielding, Plumpbuckle turned and quickly tried to exit the way he came in. Upon finding the door mysteriously intact, not to mention closed, he tried to prepare his hind legs to smash it again, whereupon he discovered that he no longer had hind legs! Bewildered, he inspected his new form as best he could with his eyes and (newfound) hands, he discovered that he had been transformed into a young man wearing a costume very similar to the man who stood grinning before him. He also noticed that the floor of the room seemed to be swaying rhythmically.
"You must be excited, laddie, running your hands all over yer trim little body like that!" the man leered.
Alarmed by the unsavory undertone in his counterpart's voice, Plumpbuckle suddenly remembered that hands can also be used to open doors, which he immediately attempted. Alas, it was locked.
The pirate laughed, a sound that chilled Plumpbuckle to the very marrow. "Yer days of playing hard to get are over, laddie. You turn 18 today. This is the day I've been... grooming ye for every since I took ye as a prize from yer parents' ship. I reckon yer virgin bunghole is now right prime for pillagin'. It weren't easy keeping it untouched by the scurvy hands of me crew all these years! I probably should've let em at ye, to loosen ye up so that ye can take a poleaxin' by a... weapon of me size, but I wanted that arse all to myself. Today, that sweet arse is mine!" he growled, grabbing at a colossal bulge in his pantaloons.
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Upon stepping through the remains of the door, he found himself in a small wooden room, facing a man in a rather outlandish getup:
http://www.lovetolearnplace.com/Images/Features/CapnJim.jpg
Alarmed by the man's dangerous look as well as the large, extremely businesslike sword he was wielding, Plumpbuckle turned and quickly tried to exit the way he came in. Upon finding the door mysteriously intact, not to mention closed, he tried to prepare his hind legs to smash it again, whereupon he discovered that he no longer had hind legs! Bewildered, he inspected his new form as best he could with his eyes and (newfound) hands, he discovered that he had been transformed into a young man wearing a costume very similar to the man who stood grinning before him. He also noticed that the floor of the room seemed to be swaying rhythmically.
"You must be excited, laddie, running your hands all over yer trim little body like that!" the man leered.
Alarmed by the unsavory undertone in his counterpart's voice, Plumpbuckle suddenly remembered that hands can also be used to open doors, which he immediately attempted. Alas, it was locked.
The pirate laughed, a sound that chilled Plumpbuckle to the very marrow. "Yer days of playing hard to get are over, laddie. You turn 18 today. This is the day I've been... grooming ye for every since I took ye as a prize from yer parents' ship. I reckon yer virgin bunghole is now right prime for pillagin'. It weren't easy keeping it untouched by the scurvy hands of me crew all these years! I probably should've let em at ye, to loosen ye up so that ye can take a poleaxin' by a... weapon of me size, but I wanted that arse all to myself. Today, that sweet arse is mine!" he growled, grabbing at a colossal bulge in his pantaloons.
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Plumpbuckle woke up dazed, with his ass oozing manseed. He was on a Carnival cruise ship headed to the Isle of Poopay. He climbed out of bed, his butthole so sore and looked into the mirror. Holy shit! He was a woman. And there was a hole ripped in the back of his pants. Not to mention on parrot shitting on his shoulder and spewing foul language.
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Upon closer inspection, Plumpbuckle was relieved to discover that he still had his manjunk.
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He laid back and masturbated fantasizing about the macho pirate's thick cock reaming his ass. It had felt good. Was Plumpbuckle gay? He drifted off with cum drying on his tummy. It was a hard, deep slumber. A hand appeared with a hedgehog in a glass orb, singing to him in Portuguese. It sounded like "The Chipmunks" and there were rodent gas noises.
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A phallic banana with ruby red lips apeared in his dream. "You're a tranny and you want my nanny," the banana said.
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Then in his dream, two banana slugs were fucking wildy as only banana slugs can do. Plumpbuckle woke up with his cock grinding into the bed, his butt pumping and a hot load of cum streaming onto the 1,000 thread count sateen sheets. He cried out, "Mommyyyyy!" as he came. He spent the rest of the day in his cabin folding towels into origami animals and plotting to take over the world.
Plumpbuckle woke up dazed, with his ass oozing manseed. He was on a Carnival cruise ship headed to the Isle of Poopay. He climbed out of bed, his butthole so sore and looked into the mirror. Holy shit! He was a woman. And there was a hole ripped in the back of his pants. Not to mention on parrot shitting on his shoulder and spewing foul language.
http://www.tortle.com/lit3/fabby6.jpg
Upon closer inspection, Plumpbuckle was relieved to discover that he still had his manjunk.
http://www.tortle.com/lit3/hedgehog.jpg
He laid back and masturbated fantasizing about the macho pirate's thick cock reaming his ass. It had felt good. Was Plumpbuckle gay? He drifted off with cum drying on his tummy. It was a hard, deep slumber. A hand appeared with a hedgehog in a glass orb, singing to him in Portuguese. It sounded like "The Chipmunks" and there were rodent gas noises.
http://www.tortle.com/lit3/banan-s.jpg
A phallic banana with ruby red lips apeared in his dream. "You're a tranny and you want my nanny," the banana said.
http://www.tortle.com/lit3/slug_sex.jpg
Then in his dream, two banana slugs were fucking wildy as only banana slugs can do. Plumpbuckle woke up with his cock grinding into the bed, his butt pumping and a hot load of cum streaming onto the 1,000 thread count sateen sheets. He cried out, "Mommyyyyy!" as he came. He spent the rest of the day in his cabin folding towels into origami animals and plotting to take over the world.
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