5 Things To Make PC Smile

[TN_Vixen]

1. Cameltoes
2. WHORES
3. Porn, porn porn
4. Me & Killermuffin gettin' nasty
5. Prolonged nasty phone sex

 

[alexandraaah]

Hell, those things make me happy too.

Well, cameltoe (mooseknuckle) just makes me giggle.

*Waves* Heya, Vixie!

 

[Problem Child]

Thanks, babies. You're money in my book.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hiya draaah baby. I was thinking that everyone could contribute 5 things to making PC smile. You in or out?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Oh sure Vix, take the easy 5.

1) Oral pics
2) Animal print lingerie
3) A nice, ripe zuchinni
4) the opportunity to put an asshole in his place
5) the thought of almost any of the women on this board engaged in sexual acts together

 

[alexandraaah]

Hiya draaah baby. I was thinking that everyone could contribute 5 things to making PC smile. You in or out?

Sure, I'm always in, baby.

1) Puppies
2) Sunshine
3) Come shots
4) Cath!
5) World Peace

 

[Problem Child]

Sunshine
On my shoulders
Makes me happy,
Sunshine
In my eyes
Can make me cry.
Sunshine
On the water
Looks so lovely,
Sunshine
Almost always
Makes me high.

If I had a day
That I could give you,
I'd give to you
A day just like today.
If I had a song
That I could sing for you,
I'd sing a song
To make you feel this way.

If I had a tale
That I could tell you,
I'd tell a tale sure
To make you smile.
If I had a wish
That I could wish for you,
I'd make a wish
For sunshine all the while.

 

[Siren]

huh?

 

[freakygirl]

hmmm 5 things?

how about the fingers and thumb of my right hand..

I've never seen a man that doesn't smile after a hand job

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: huh?

he wants an asshole in 'his' place?

huh?

 

[Rubyfruit]

His dog.
Him and Vixen, me and Haze in a seedy motel room together.
Dressing down ppman.
Having all the women here swoon over him.
Coffee.

 

[TN_Vixen]

1. p_p_man posting pro-America
2. yayati exposed as a pubescent geek
3. Mischka actually describing her pussy
4. Being nominated into the "Insult King Hall of Fame"
5. Adopting the bumdog

 

[perks]

<-1 ruffle
<-2 ruffles
<-3 ruffles
<-4 ruffles
<-5 ruffles

 

[Private Vasquez]

Clitfucker and his manboobs (that's three)
Frimost
Yayati

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[sunstruck]

Sunshine
On my shoulders
Makes me happy,
Sunshine
In my eyes
Can make me cry.
Sunshine
On the water
Looks so lovely,
Sunshine
Almost always
Makes me high.

If I had a day
That I could give you,
I'd give to you
A day just like today.
If I had a song
That I could sing for you,
I'd sing a song
To make you feel this way.

If I had a tale
That I could tell you,
I'd tell a tale sure
To make you smile.
If I had a wish
That I could wish for you,
I'd make a wish
For sunshine all the while.

You called?

 

[patient1]

1) giving facials

2) tit-fucking

3)free pistol ammo

4) Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir"

5) runnin' a troll off the board.

 

[Cheyenne]

5. Adopting the bumdog

Okay, spill it. Truth or wishful thinking?

 

[Starfish]

Cheye, hopefully Mr. Perfect will fucking tell us the deal.

 

[KillerMuffin]

1) Glamorilla suddenly discovers the joy of artistic lesbian avatars
2) A blow job and a prostate massage
3) Fescue
4) Actually being allowed to be present when me'n Vixie get nasty
5) Snap-on and Gojo.

No, wait, that's mine.

5) Mopar.

No, that's mine, too.

5) Chevy. (yuck)

 

[TN_Vixen]

Cheye, hopefully Mr. Perfect will fucking tell us the deal.

Mr. Perfect? Where?! I've been waiting on him half my life.

 

[Problem Child]

I haven't been able to find Mr. Bum and the Bumpuppy.

I'm a little bummed about it.

 

[Cheyenne]

But maybe someone already helped both of them.

 

[riff]

1. Bon Scott flavored AC/DC blasting Dog Eat Dog over an ice cold draft beer with air guitar angus moves.

2. Lighting farts.

3. Violence

4. Porn

5. The thrill of a quick reverse.

 

[Problem Child]

hey riff!

schools out for the summer
schools out forever


Your kitty is badass.