400 Million Dollar Powerball drawing Wednesday...

[Killswitch]

You can't win if you don't play....

What would you do if you won?

Probably a lump sum of 250 million....lol

Thats a quarter Billion.

 

[yossi]

I would ask them to give it to me in one dollar bills so I could fill up a vault like Scrooge McDuck and swim in it.

 

[Adre]

I'd give some dough to Laurel, just to suck up a little bit. Then I'd have a grilled cheese sammich and some tomato soup.

 

[islandman]

Nutella full-body massages every day.

And, start a $100M charitable foundation.

 

[yossi]

Nutella full-body massages every day.

This is just sheer brilliance.

 

[pointless]

what would i do if i won? the same thing the rest of you idiots would do: i'd waste it on stupid shit and have a blast doing it.

 

[Aquagal]

I can't win, because I can't play.

 

[JudasIscariot]

I hope an illegal immigrant wins it just to see some of the creatures on this bored reaction

 

[OzoneRed]

12,500,000 lap dances.

 

[KRCummings]

what would i do if i won? the same thing the rest of you idiots would do: i'd waste it on stupid shit and have a blast doing it.

I like to think I wouldn't waste all of it but yeah, most would certainly end up in the "I have nothing to show for it" pile. That's part of the fun.

 

[islandman]

I'd buy up a lot of real estate in Detroit and become a power-broker there.

 

[KRCummings]

I'd buy up a lot of real estate in Detroit and become a power-broker there.

400mil will probably buy the whole city. Not sure what you'd do from there but it might be fun to have.
Can I have season tickets to the Lions?

 

[islandman]

400mil will probably buy the whole city. Not sure what you'd do from there but it might be fun to have.
Can I have season tickets to the Lions?

Done.

But if they suck, you become the new OC.

 

[KRCummings]

Done.

But if they suck, you become the new OC.

Works for me. I couldn't possibly do worse than the last 20 or so they've had.

 

[MNGuy]

I won't quit my job, I'd get fired. Yeah, I'd still go to work, I would just have a whole new attitude.

I would design and build my new house, a Victorian style, with modern amenities, and secret passages and hidden rooms.

I would take all my savings in money I earned, and blow it, just spend, spend, spend.

Take care of my parents, arrange for them to travel while they still can.

Cute girls needing money for college could benefit by performing sex acts.

I want a tank.

The usual.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm opening up a franchise chain of Ted Cruz Discount Abortion Centers all across Texas.

 

[Kiss_me_gently]

I think I would continue my education for my own self fulfillment but I would quit the waitressing job immediately.

I would surround myself with boys with no morals (not hard to find) who all have huge penises (very hard to find) to cater to my whims.

I would pay off all my parents bills then give them a couple mil so they could quit their jobs.

My siblings would be taken care of but by monthly instalments after an initial smaller lump sum of starter money so they don't go out and burn through their cash then come crying for more which they would not get.

I would buy a nice condo and my first car. Probably a pickup truck because I like pickup trucks.

 

[Kiss_me_gently]

I'm opening up a franchise chain of Ted Cruz Discount Abortion Centers all across Texas.

So people do not have to suffer like your parents did?

 

[koalabear]

So people do not have to suffer like your parents did?

So kids don't have to suffer like his did.

 

[RobDownSouth]

So people do not have to suffer like your parents did?

Don't worry, you'll get a "Cruz Missile" loyalty card.

Every sixth one is on the house!

 

[Lorilei]

I don't think I would even want to win that much money. You might as well just paint a target on your back.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'd create a philanthropy to fund expensive surgeries for American kids.

 

[KRCummings]

I don't think I would even want to win that much money. You might as well just paint a target on your back.

A fair number of people who win big jackpots get a financial adviser before they ever turn in their ticket and then once they get things organized they take off. They still end up bankrupt later on but at least it stops the solicitors.

 

[Lorilei]

A fair number of people who win big jackpots get a financial adviser before they ever turn in their ticket and then once they get things organized they take off. They still end up bankrupt later on but at least it stops the solicitors.

Hell, I was just talking about family.