3 things about me

Evil Alpaca said:
I can see it now . .

an alpaca lounging sexily under an 18-wheeler hauling hogs.

west bound and down, eighteen wheels a-rollin, we're gonna do what they say can't be done...
 
carsonshepherd said:
west bound and down, eighteen wheels a-rollin, we're gonna do what they say can't be done...


got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.

:D
 
Evil Alpaca said:
Oh yeah.

"We drive like crazy . . .
Like no one else . . .
We drive like crazy,
and I'm afraid for myself."
My father was crazy. He bought my sister and me a red Firebird when we were in high school.
 
Everyone knows the only true vehicle to have is a 4WD truck with a V-8. That's the only way you can haul the boat to the lake, go stawmpin across a field, or go to town in. No other vehicle will do.

Mud flaps are optional
 
elizabethwest said:
My father was crazy. He bought my sister and me a red Firebird when we were in high school.

There's a red Firebird Trans Am just down the road (2002, less than 13k miles) for 22k. I want it so bad . . .
 
Dreams of women fill my mind, but they are never mine.

I had chest pains Sunday, and went to the emergency room. They gave me (or sold me, I suppose) a little bottle of nitroglycerin tablets. I have a stress test, with dye marker injected, tomorrow at 12:30. Weird getting old and very mortal.

I feel trapped these days, and hope has left me, but nothing else has changed. I am loved. I eat, I cook, I fulfil my obligations. Mortality is so banal and so inconsequential, changing nothing because it was always there.
 
Evil Alpaca said:
There's a red Firebird Trans Am just down the road (2002, less than 13k miles) for 22k. I want it so bad . . .
That brings back memories...Only problem with muscle cars is that they make poor make-out cars. Thank goodness I live near a lake. All you needed was a blanket in the trunk...
 
elizabethwest said:
But they were going after Coors.

*shudder*

Why was Coors illegal in the movie? I mean, it's a bit nasty and all, but illegal? Did you know that Coors comes in like 55oz cans? That's what Carson said the other night, anyway. :)
 
elizabethwest said:
That brings back memories...Only problem with muscle cars is that they make poor make-out cars. Thank goodness I live near a lake. All you needed was a blanket in the trunk...

That's what most serial killers say too!
:D
 
yui said:
Why was Coors illegal in the movie? I mean, it's a bit nasty and all, but illegal? Did you know that Coors comes in like 55oz cans? That's what Carson said the other night, anyway. :)

I don't think Coors was illegal.
And you believed CARSON?
 
cantdog said:
Dreams of women fill my mind, but they are never mine.

I had chest pains Sunday, and went to the emergency room. They gave me (or sold me, I suppose) a little bottle of nitroglycerin tablets. I have a stress test, with dye marker injected, tomorrow at 12:30. Weird getting old and very mortal.

I feel trapped these days, and hope has left me, but nothing else has changed. I am loved. I eat, I cook, I fulfil my obligations. Mortality is so banal and so inconsequential, changing nothing because it was always there.



Man I hope it was nothing to serious
 
My first car was a Rambler. The seats folded down in such a way as to make the interior into a large bed. The roof sat high, for good headroom. As it were. She stopped fucking so often immediately after we got married.

Strange.
 
Evil Alpaca said:
There's a red Firebird Trans Am just down the road (2002, less than 13k miles) for 22k. I want it so bad . . .

I have a T/A...it's not for sale, but I'll take you for a ride. ;)
 
I don't know for sure, but In the early 80's coors was illegal in georgia. It had too high an alcohol content. I can't remember what took place in that movie. I was in utero. (*okay that was an exageration*)
My mom and dad used to bring it over the georgia border when my dad was in the army.
 
cantdog said:
Dreams of women fill my mind, but they are never mine.

I had chest pains Sunday, and went to the emergency room. They gave me (or sold me, I suppose) a little bottle of nitroglycerin tablets. I have a stress test, with dye marker injected, tomorrow at 12:30. Weird getting old and very mortal.

I feel trapped these days, and hope has left me, but nothing else has changed. I am loved. I eat, I cook, I fulfil my obligations. Mortality is so banal and so inconsequential, changing nothing because it was always there.

Hugs to you, Cant. Be well. :rose:
 
yui said:
Why was Coors illegal in the movie? I mean, it's a bit nasty and all, but illegal? Did you know that Coors comes in like 55oz cans? That's what Carson said the other night, anyway. :)


I think it was a 24 ouncer. Problem with that is, it's usually hot by the time you get to the bottom. And hot Coors is skunky. Oh hell who I am kidding... all Coors is skunky.

Coors was banned east of the missisiippi due to some archaic interstate commerce law I think.

I'm with ya on the Trans Am, dude. Excecpt it's the new Mustang I long for, with every fiber of my being.


"stawmpin." Holy shit.
 
yui said:
Hugs to you, Cant. Be well. :rose:
Thanks, kid. It's really like waking up, more than anything. Not unpleasant, just a sort of "aha." That's what's so weird. It's not really a surprise or a shock or anything, just a fact I hadn't focused on.
 
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