Evil Alpaca
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carsonshepherd said:They might have mudflaps...![]()
I can see it now . .
an alpaca lounging sexily under an 18-wheeler hauling hogs.
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carsonshepherd said:They might have mudflaps...![]()
Evil Alpaca said:I can see it now . .
an alpaca lounging sexily under an 18-wheeler hauling hogs.
carsonshepherd said:west bound and down, eighteen wheels a-rollin, we're gonna do what they say can't be done...

carsonshepherd said:Bandit...
Can alpacas drive?Evil Alpaca said:Smokey
(I've had a weird urge recently to buy a Trans Am, mostly because of that movie!)
No shit!
elizabethwest said:Can alpacas drive?
My father was crazy. He bought my sister and me a red Firebird when we were in high school.Evil Alpaca said:Oh yeah.
"We drive like crazy . . .
Like no one else . . .
We drive like crazy,
and I'm afraid for myself."
elizabethwest said:My father was crazy. He bought my sister and me a red Firebird when we were in high school.
That brings back memories...Only problem with muscle cars is that they make poor make-out cars. Thank goodness I live near a lake. All you needed was a blanket in the trunk...Evil Alpaca said:There's a red Firebird Trans Am just down the road (2002, less than 13k miles) for 22k. I want it so bad . . .
elizabethwest said:But they were going after Coors.
*shudder*
elizabethwest said:That brings back memories...Only problem with muscle cars is that they make poor make-out cars. Thank goodness I live near a lake. All you needed was a blanket in the trunk...

yui said:Why was Coors illegal in the movie? I mean, it's a bit nasty and all, but illegal? Did you know that Coors comes in like 55oz cans? That's what Carson said the other night, anyway.![]()
cantdog said:Dreams of women fill my mind, but they are never mine.
I had chest pains Sunday, and went to the emergency room. They gave me (or sold me, I suppose) a little bottle of nitroglycerin tablets. I have a stress test, with dye marker injected, tomorrow at 12:30. Weird getting old and very mortal.
I feel trapped these days, and hope has left me, but nothing else has changed. I am loved. I eat, I cook, I fulfil my obligations. Mortality is so banal and so inconsequential, changing nothing because it was always there.
It was illegal to bring it east of the Mississippi for a time. I'm not sure why.Evil Alpaca said:I don't think Coors was illegal.
And you believed CARSON?
Evil Alpaca said:There's a red Firebird Trans Am just down the road (2002, less than 13k miles) for 22k. I want it so bad . . .
cantdog said:Dreams of women fill my mind, but they are never mine.
I had chest pains Sunday, and went to the emergency room. They gave me (or sold me, I suppose) a little bottle of nitroglycerin tablets. I have a stress test, with dye marker injected, tomorrow at 12:30. Weird getting old and very mortal.
I feel trapped these days, and hope has left me, but nothing else has changed. I am loved. I eat, I cook, I fulfil my obligations. Mortality is so banal and so inconsequential, changing nothing because it was always there.

yui said:Why was Coors illegal in the movie? I mean, it's a bit nasty and all, but illegal? Did you know that Coors comes in like 55oz cans? That's what Carson said the other night, anyway.![]()
Thanks, kid. It's really like waking up, more than anything. Not unpleasant, just a sort of "aha." That's what's so weird. It's not really a surprise or a shock or anything, just a fact I hadn't focused on.yui said:Hugs to you, Cant. Be well.![]()
elizabethwest said:Have you ever considered lotion, a puppy, and a new mattress?
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