3 things about me

[ElizabethWest]

Think I shall, thank you.
A dirty martini... care for one with me?

I suspect I shall lurk a bit more, though, before plunging in and being totally inappropriate and obnoxious.

If you want to be completely inappropriate, you'll have to let it all hang out. Visit the "Naked Party" or "Lesbian Slumber Party" threads. Or try the Isolated Blurt thread.

How dirty do you like your martini's?

 

[maggot420]

1. My hands are a greyish pink, run through with white cracks of dry skin, tipped with torn, puffy, red cuticles, and ice cold.

2. I had a dog named Brian but he's dead now.

3. I'm tired of waking up tired.

 

[ElizabethWest]

1. My hands are a greyish pink, run through with white cracks of dry skin, tipped with torn, puffy, red cuticles, and ice cold.

2. I had a dog named Brian but he's dead now.

3. I'm tired of waking up tired.

Have you ever considered lotion, a puppy, and a new mattress?

 

[just pet]

If you want to be completely inappropriate, you'll have to let it all hang out. Visit the "Naked Party" or "Lesbian Slumber Party" threads. Or try the Isolated Blurt thread.

How dirty do you like your martini's?

Just a swish of vermouth in the glass, then discarded
The Belvedere vodka from the freezer
I like 3 olives, stuffed with feta
Just a dash of olive juice
Simple

 

[ElizabethWest]

Just a swish of vermouth in the glass, then discarded
The Belvedere vodka from the freezer
I like 3 olives, stuffed with feta
Just a dash of olive juice
Simple

I'm more of a Long Island Iced Tea kind of girl...

 

[just pet]

I'm more of a Long Island Iced Tea kind of girl...

Silent but deadly

 

[ElizabethWest]

Silent but deadly

Yes, and I'll do almost anything when I'm pissass drunk.

 

[just pet]

Yes, and I'll do almost anything when I'm pissass drunk.

Given the right motivation, I will do almost anything when I'm sober
I am much more careful when I've been drinking

 

[ElizabethWest]

Given the right motivation, I will do almost anything when I'm sober
I am much more careful when I've been drinking

I suppose people lose their inhibitions in different ways...

 

[just pet]

I suppose people lose their inhibitions in different ways...

Very true
Nothing like pushing the boundaries a bit, is there...

Tell me, if you would, one thing you have done drunk, that you would never have done if you hadn't been drinking

I want to remember everything I do

 

[ElizabethWest]

Very true
Nothing like pushing the boundaries a bit, is there...

Tell me, if you would, one thing you have done drunk, that you would never have done if you hadn't been drinking

I want to remember everything I do

I can't believe I'm posting this in public (and the one person out there who already knows it-shut up ).

I once gave a guy a blowjob under a table in a bar... 'Twas quite a few years ago...

 

[~photoguy~]

Just a swish of vermouth in the glass, then discarded
The Belvedere vodka from the freezer
I like 3 olives, stuffed with feta
Just a dash of olive juice
Simple

dayummm JP .. that sounds tasteeee

 

[Dar~]

Wish I was doing something so fun as that while typing. I was holding one big bundle of screaming baby that my husband had dumped in my lap on his way out the door. But thanx for noticing.

 

[just pet]

I can't believe I'm posting this in public (and the one person out there who already knows it-shut up ).

I once gave a guy a blowjob under a table in a bar... 'Twas quite a few years ago...

You're MY hero

 

[carsonshepherd]

just pet... my little pet... how goes it?

 

[just pet]

dayummm JP .. that sounds tasteeee

The simplest pleasures in life are tasty

 

[just pet]

just pet... my little pet... how goes it?

Good evening, carson
Life is good
You are well?

 

[nikkijames]

1. I hate my daughter's father.

2. I am tired of him skipping town.

3. I want my $12,000.00 (to date) he owes in support

 

[ElizabethWest]

You're MY hero

I bet we could paint the town red some night.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just a swish of vermouth in the glass, then discarded
The Belvedere vodka from the freezer
I like 3 olives, stuffed with feta
Just a dash of olive juice
Simple

Give me one of those and life will be really, really good!

 

[ElizabethWest]

1. I hate my daughter's father.

2. I am tired of him skipping town.

3. I want my $12,000.00 (to date) he owes in support

 

[Dar~]

Good evening, carson
Life is good
You are well?

Actually he is extremely hot! But I think we will all survive.

 

[just pet]

I bet we could paint the town red some night.

I bet we could

I suspect we'd set it on fire

 

[ElizabethWest]

I bet we could

I suspect we'd set it on fire

OOOhhhhh, yummy, Firemen!

 

[just pet]

Give me one of those and life will be really, really good!

The warmth in your chest as it soothes and nourishes the spirit...