3 things about me

[just pet]

Actually he is extremely hot! But I think we will all survive.

Will my edges singe if I get too close?

 

[ElizabethWest]

The warmth in your chest as it soothes and nourishes the spirit...

A different kind of fire...

 

[carsonshepherd]

The warmth in your chest as it soothes and nourishes the spirit...

heaven.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Will my edges singe if I get too close?

Yes, he is divinely infernoesque...

 

[just pet]

1. I hate my daughter's father.

2. I am tired of him skipping town.

3. I want my $12,000.00 (to date) he owes in support

Such a difficult place to be
I am so sorry
Don't you wonder what you saw in him in the first place?

 

[Dar~]

depends, are you an extremely hot man with a giant cock?

 

[just pet]

heaven.

Might I adjust it to Nirvana?

 

[ElizabethWest]

depends, are you an extremely hot man with a giant cock?

No, I'm a woman with incredibly big tits.

 

[just pet]

depends, are you an extremely hot man with a giant cock?

Only in my most secret and wildest fantasies

Why... looking for one?

 

[carsonshepherd]

three things about me today:

1. My car is still filled with trash from my trip, which I got back from last Tuesday.

2. I'm really good at teaching people how to do things. I am patient and I explain very well. But that means that I have to train people, no matter where I work.

3. I haven't cooked in 2 days.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Might I adjust it to Nirvana?

a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm really good at teaching people how to do things. I am patient and I explain very well. But that means that I have to train people, no matter where I work.

Yes and I love you for it.

 

[just pet]

a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido.

You certainly know how to hold my attention

 

[Dar~]

Only in my most secret and wildest fantasies

Why... looking for one?

no, carson likes them

 

[sweetlittleass]

Me Me Me

1. I'm STILL horny from this afternoon's exploits with a certain Litster who will remain nameless but knows EXACTLY who he is

2. I'm having a pretty good hair day

3. I'm STILL horney from this afternoon's exploits with a certain Litster who will remain nameless buy knows EXACLY who he is

 

[carsonshepherd]

no, carson likes them

Yes, I do. Don't you?

 

[just pet]

no, carson likes them

He does know quality

 

[Dar~]

yeah, but I have one. My husband is . . .um . . large.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

1. I am tired, grumpy and depressed.

2. I desperatly need a drink.

3. There is not one thing alcoholic to drink in my house except Listerine.

 

[ElizabethWest]

1. I am tired, grumpy and depressed.

2. I desperatly need a drink.

3. There is not one thing alcoholic to drink in my house except Listerine.

Hold your nose and pretend it's creme de menthe.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

1. I like professional wrestling

2. I'm watching professional wrestling

3. I'm going to order Wrestlemania.

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. I like professional wrestling

2. I'm watching professional wrestling

3. I'm going to order Wrestlemania.

Be loud and be proud my brother....

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Be loud and be proud my brother....

Do they have trendy bumperstickers for people like me?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Do they have trendy bumperstickers for people like me?

Maybe in the south...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Do they have trendy bumperstickers for people like me?

They might have mudflaps...