3 things about me

[NoJo]

The most ego-breaking position I know is with the woman on the bed with her legs apart, and the man in restaurant still waiting for her to show....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A. I missed Happy hour.

B. My heart is in my shoes.

C. nothing

 

[destinie21]

I have strep throat
I'm going to a hotel until I'm better
I'm going to miss Renza Ma (we've never been in the same city and slept apart.

 

[cloudy]

I'm gonna quit numbering, mainly 'cuz I forgot what ridiculously high number I've made it to......

* I had my belief that some people will fight over anything confirmed tonight by my spouse.......he wanted to fight about: (are you ready for this?) the fact that the light was left on in the basement and I told him I hadn't been down there, but he swears he turned it off so....ta da! I'm a liar. Pathetic, huh?

* I want another tattoo, but running out of discreet places to put them.....

* my daughter is graduating from college in June and already been accepted to graduate school (YAY!)

Cloudy
(hey! I'm halfway to being able to post one of those really cool AVs!)

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

- I've been hit in the face with a metal baseball bat and no one knows my front two teeth aren't real.

- I used to have a recurring dream that the Jolly Green Giant, climbed a tree I was sitting in and began eating my knee.

- My Granny is the only person I've ever known that I would consider an earth angel. I miss her.


~ R W

 

[SlickTony]

he wanted to fight about: (are you ready for this?) the fact that the light was left on in the basement and I told him I hadn't been down there, but he swears he turned it off so....ta da! I'm a liar. Pathetic, huh?

Really! I was once married to someone like that. Congrats to your daughter. Mine is most of the way along the long and tortuous road to a Ph.D. I tried to call her this evening, and got my mother, who told me that she (my daughter that is) had traveled to Notre Dame to give a paper, and wasn't going to be back in Texas until the wee small hours. What is your daughter studying?

I've been hit in the face with a metal baseball bat and no one knows my front two teeth aren't real.

I guess that must be where you got your don't-fuck-with-me outlook--and I don't imagine anybody's done that since.

More info:

1. I only wear cotton underwear.
2. I've never had a paranormal experience.
3. I am mildly claustrophobic.
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   I just read back over that, and I feel like it looks like I'm trying to one-up you, Cloudy, but honestly, I'm not, even though I am immensely proud of my daughter and don't think I could accomplish what she has. That's just the latest news on her that I got when I tried to call her so I wouldn't be so bored transcribing recipes into a website for this church cookbook I'm working on. I wanted to try out the hands-free thingy that came with my cell, too. By the way, I honestly hadn't realized that there were so damn many recipes in the world which have chopped pineapple and cool whip in them.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

d. I'm in the dark alot.

e.I tend to repeat myself.

f.I tend to repeat myself.

 

[Honey123]

Honey, it may well have been the drugs, but read these excerpts sober and see if they delight. I have them on hand as I sent them to someone recently. P.

In Twelfth Night, Sir Toby Belch is speaking to Sir Andrew Aguecheek about his hair:

Excellent! it hangs like flax on a distaff; and
I hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs and
spin it off.
Act I, scene 3


Feste (the fool/clown):

A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit--how quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!
Act III, scene 1

Perdita,

I never took drugs - that was a joke - but you made me go and re-read the "Twelfth Night or What You Will" - that is truly a great line, but the conversation before that with Maria had me laughing:

Mar: It's dry, sir
Sir. And: Why, I think so; I am not such an ass but I can keep my hand dry. But what's your jest?
Mar: A dry jest, sir.
Sir And: Are you full of them?
Mar: Ay, sir; I have them at my fingers' ends; marry now I let go your hand I am barren.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

d. I'm in the dark alot.

e.I tend to repeat myself.

f.I tend to repeat myself.

Jeez, Abs! Quit repeating yourself for chrissake and turn on the damn light!

~lucky

'tis not a spark, but a flame..........

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I expierience a lot of Deja vu.

I feel like I've done this before.

I repeat my self a lot.

 

[Honey123]

You said those already - don't you remember?


It's like Deja Vu all over again

 

[cloudy]

I just read back over that, and I feel like it looks like I'm trying to one-up you, Cloudy, but honestly, I'm not, even though I am immensely proud of my daughter and don't think I could accomplish what she has. That's just the latest news on her that I got when I tried to call her so I wouldn't be so bored transcribing recipes into a website for this church cookbook I'm working on. I wanted to try out the hands-free thingy that came with my cell, too. By the way, I honestly hadn't realized that there were so damn many recipes in the world which have chopped pineapple and cool whip in them.

No need for an apology! I never would have even seen it that way (and still don't, to be honest) if you hadn't mentioned it.

Hey, why have kids if you can't brag about them occasionally, right?

Her BS is in Sociology, and I'm assuming, she'll continue on with that in grad school. She goes to UCSB right now (really strange story - I live in the deep south now, but actually grew up and went to high school there in Santa Barbara, Cali), and she's been accepted for her master's at the University of Michigan, which, sadly, is really not any closer to me, distance-wise.

Be proud of your daughter! I sure am.

Cloudy

(mine's probably gonna finish her master's before I finish mine......something to be said for tackling that stuff when you're still full of piss and vinegar)

Pineapple and cool whip, huh? Could be interesting......

 

[dirtylover]

- Last night my ex came over and slept on the sofa downstairs. She isn't happy, but don't really know what to do about it...seems to be a bit of a gimmick for exs.

- my phone charger has broken and it's gonna cost £30 to replace it! Needless to say I'm not willing to pay that, so I'm now pretty much impossible to get in touch with...

- I graduated last year, and did quite badly - but I am going to do a MSc next year....yesssssss - can't be too educated these days...

 

[damppanties]

16- I like the AV of the post above this one. The eyes.

17- My favourite colour is yellow. Pale yellow, not that vivid, eyesore type.

18- I do not like mint-flavoured things. My tooth-paste tastes refreshing but sweet, NOT minty.

 

[Remec]

please feel free to carry on, any facts will do, the more entertaining and insightful the better...

entertaining *and* insightful? Oh well...<g> Dunno 'bout dat, but here goes a few items...

1) Was born on the Fourth of July, and can remember being told at age 4 or 5 that the fireworks were because of my birthday.

2) Even with being born on a national holiday, my folks forgot my birthday three times while I was away to college and grad school.

3) Never finished grad school...I failed to come up with a thesis, and then was forced to drop in order to pay back undergraduate loans.

 

[dirtylover]

16- I like the AV of the post above this one. The eyes.

Thanks dampy - but complimenting me is a bad idea; in case you haven't already gathered - I'm an arrogant young prick... (love you're AV too - mmm, reminds me of my first sexual arousal at discovering the ladies' underwear section in catalogues. (Did I just say that?))

Remec - fucking student debts eh? Suck you dry in a bad way...:

 

[McKenna]

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[minsue]

I can, and do, associate any given memory with a song.

I quote movie lines so often that I don't even always realize I'm doing it.

If I talk to someone with a southen (US) accent for more than 5 minutes, I will pick it up and be stuck that way for hours. Georgia & the Carolinas, especially, for some reason. It did help when I was a telemarketer, though. After the first few calls, during which I am sure people thought I was mocking them as I slipped in and out of the accent, I would be in it for good. The only sales I would make would be to people in the South.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I can, and do, associate any given memory with a song.

I quote movie lines so often that I don't even always realize I'm doing it.

If I talk to someone with a southen (US) accent for more than 5 minutes, I will pick it up and be stuck that way for hours. Georgia & the Carolinas, especially, for some reason. It did help when I was a telemarketer, though. After the first few calls, during which I am sure people thought I was mocking them as I slipped in and out of the accent, I would be in it for good. The only sales I would make would be to people in the South.

OMG,,,Goosey we were twins, but I came out first and you waited a few hundred years!!!!!!!
I love quoting Movies...and I'm always slipping into accents.

"You're killing me Alice, you're godamn killing me."

 

[minsue]

OMG,,,Goosey we were twins, but I came out first and you waited a few hundred years!!!!!!!
I love quoting Movies...and I'm always slipping into accents.

"You're killing me Alice, you're godamn killing me."

I have no response to that.



Joe Versus the Volano, if anyone is wondering...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It will not effect my ability to do good hair.

 

[minsue]

I'm an orphan, too, and orphans have special needs.

 

[minsue]

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[ABSTRUSE]

I'm a loner, dottie, a rebel.

 

[minsue]

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!