3 things about me

[damppanties]

5. I'm at the same time always worried that I'm not handsome, smart enough to gain someones interest.

Well, I don't know about handsome or smart, but you're definitely interesting.

10. I still feel everyday as if, when I see my wife I was seeing her for the first time.

Sweet.

12. Yes, I'm almost done. I love literotica and no matter how many stories I have submitted, I never seem to stop having another idea for another one.

MV, you know we kind of love you but you need to stop and let the other survivors try to survive.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

10. I consume too much caffeine.

11. I can never get to sleep at night (see above).

12. I while aways the hours thinking very naughty thoughts (see above).

Lou

 

[McKenna]

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[ABSTRUSE]

300. When I learn something new that interests me I feel compelled to share it with anyone that is unable to escape from me.

301. I chat with the most incredible, sexiest woman...she sets my soul on fire.


302. I too suffer from caffine addiction.

303. I'm facinated with Egypt and Japan.

304. I love being able to see into the minds of people on Lit, such facinating creatures you all are.

305. I consider this part of my new dysfunctional family.

 

[Honey123]

Re: Me too...

Hey, I want to bounce a quarter off of Honey's ass. Please.

Why not --- I let you keep trying until yo get it right!! LOL

 

[Honey123]

No, you play NOW.

We have cloudy and Honey?

We'll have to make sure Gauche loses then.

Yes, Dampy -- I am a card shark so Gauche will be sure to lose...

But then again, in strip Hearts, don't we all WIN?!?

 

[sweetnpetite]

1. I'm a liberal and I'm not ashamed to say it.

2. I'm also a feminist and I'm not afraid to say it.

3. I'm also pro-life and I'm not afraid to say that either. (even though it seems contradictory to the first two things)

Ok, sorry so political. I'll try again later.

***Guess I could some it up with this- I'm not afraid to speak my mind

 

[Guest]

Cos Mack wants it.

a. I have a long unfulfilled desire to do Shakespeare with someone (the way scientists do science).

b. I was on the phone for over an hour last night with one of the most intelligent and sensual women on the AH.

c. There's a particular type of intellect that arouses me, not necessarily sexually. Generally, it has to match mine.

Perdita

for Mack

 

[gauchecritic]

7. The very last thing anyone would want to play with me is Strip Hearts.

8. I've just had to buy another new %&!*%^* mouse.

9. I got two ears pierced when it was shocking for a bloke to have one done. (a long long time ago, before many of you were born.)

Gauche

 

[minsue]

My vision is so bad that I can't see the E on the chart until I'm within arms reach of it.

I love bread and cheese.

I have an addiction to iced mocha breves that is sure to keep the owner of my local (well, I've moved about 10 miles away, but I still go there daily so I'll call it local) coffee shop in the black no matter how many customers he loses to starbucks.

 

[cloudy]

* Most people who have known me for any length of time refuse to play pool OR cards with me anymore

* I was voted "Class Clown" my senior year of high school, and am STILL inordinately proud of it

* I was accepted at Harvard when it became time to apply to college, but lacked the money for an education there.

Cloudy

(strip hearts, here I come!)

 

[sweetnpetite]

b. I was on the phone for over an hour last night with one of the most intelligent and sensual women on the AH.


Perdita

I must have amnesia, cuz I don't remember that conversation

 

[ABSTRUSE]

[B
* I was voted "Class Clown" my senior year of high school, and am STILL inordinately proud of it


[/B]

I was too and I am keeping that title till I die!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

9. I got two ears pierced when it was shocking for a bloke to have one done. (a long long time ago, before many of you were born.)

Gauche, I had my ears pierced before you were born. My mother, like all Mexican madres, pierced them when I was two months old. For the first few days she left the silk thread in and moved it about to keep the holes open. Then I was given pure gold earrings which I wore day and night until my teens and decided to get something different. At my Catholic schools jewelry was not allowed, but I was let wear my earrings because they recognized it was a cultural thing. Until my thrities I was the only woman I knew who wore pierced earrings; I liked that. Now even men have them. Fuck.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

I must have amnesia, cuz I don't remember that conversation

I'll send you the tape.

P.

 

[Honey123]

Cos Mack wants it.

a. I have a long unfulfilled desire to do Shakespeare with someone (the way scientists do science).

b. I was on the phone for over an hour last night with one of the most intelligent and sensual women on the AH.

c. There's a particular type of intellect that arouses me, not necessarily sexually. Generally, it has to match mine.

Perdita

for Mack

Perdita,

I used to read Shakespeare for fun when I was in High School - I still have the book -- the pages are yellow and have that wonderful smell of old paper, I recently picked it up and started to read it again --- for some reason it made more sense to me back then -- could it have been the drugs???


more:

I work for lawyers

I hate lawyers

I hate work

 

[Guest]

Honey, it may well have been the drugs, but read these excerpts sober and see if they delight. I have them on hand as I sent them to someone recently. P.

In Twelfth Night, Sir Toby Belch is speaking to Sir Andrew Aguecheek about his hair:

Excellent! it hangs like flax on a distaff; and
I hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs and
spin it off.
Act I, scene 3


Feste (the fool/clown):

A sentence is but a cheveril glove to a good wit--how quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!
Act III, scene 1

 

[PorscheLynn]

I give up numbering them, because it shows how addicted to this thread I am. I love useless info, I love talking about myself to people I barely know, so I can't stop posting here.

-I have a knack for writing about obsessions; I have a lengthy paragraph about coffee, and a poem about cloves to prove it
-there are websites that died three, four, five years ago or more, and I still miss them - many of them writing related
-if I could sleep with any historical figure it would be Charlie Chaplin; he would be able to make me laugh, all accounts suggest he must have been fabulous in bed considering all the young and beautiful women he had, he was very handsome, and a British accent makes this American gal SWOON

 

[SlickTony]

But couldn't you have swam in your undies -- or none at all?

Unfortunately, it was semi-public, in that it was for all the hote guests to use. My sister and her husband, who'd managed to get onto a plane only to sit on the tarmac for hours and still not take off (when we'd all assumed they were winging their way merrily to Texas) got put into a different hotel, and got their own hot tub, complete with bathtub toys. I was so envious when I heard.

I've broken several bones in a man's hand, by slamming a door on it as he reached inside in an attempt to remove the safety chain keeping it closed.

Good for you!

More info:

1. I, too fear I'll never get published anywhere except here.
2. My hair is currently shorter than my husband's or my son's is.
3. People who've only heard my speaking voice are surprised when they hear me sing (I'm a soprano)
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[Lovepotion69]

1. I've just bought a new camera and trying it out.
2. I lately seem to only meet guys who don't want serious relationship with me.
3. I dream about having my own flat and decorating it.

 

[Belegon]

# I almost got expelled from my all-boy catholic high school for piercing my left ear. I began a process of basically re-piercing my ear on a daily basis to get around the no-earring rule and I'm still amazed it never got infected. I wore a small diamond stud to graduation and will never forget the look I got as it was noticed when I crossed the stage.

# I have a copy of Hamlet printed more than 100 years ago.

# I would love to own an expresso machine that could work over the internet. I'd log on to the AH and quit my day job.

 

[Guest]

Bel, one of my brothers was expelled from Catholic h.s. in '64 for wearing what were called Beatle shoes; I think they were like pointed toed ankle boots.

Perdita

 

[NoJo]

I'm extremely narcissistic.

I'm a compulsive liar.

I have a 14" cock which I stroke while admiring my finely-toned body in the full-length mirror.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

I'd pity the poor bloke if you had a sudden change of heart about making love.

Lime

It is a good rule of thumb (silly puns) not to fuck with me, if I've said no.

But in the event of fucking (where yes/no has already been determined), the only thing I change my mind about is positions. And this has only been responsible for broken egos, so far...



~ R W