3 things about me

[ABSTRUSE]

Not quite sure babe - if I can forgive a Springer watcher, but - hm - obviously, I have seen it or wouldn't comment . . . so ok - does this mean I need to 'keep you' and you can't afford to keep me LOL

As for business - 'tis my copyright - work the details or in the american way SUE!!!!! OH you burned my pussy! ouch. SUE! Who's she?

I've always wanted to be kept!!!!!!

Back to business.....prove it! I may have been clever enough to come up with that myself. You have no idea how ruthless I can be...

and as far as the burn goes.....sorry, I forgot I was smoking a cigarette at the time...oops.

 

[CharleyH]

hm ruthless - lol

If you are a woman your ass will be in the air for fucking reaons

If you are a guy - well - it will be MORE than spanking

and since everyone's ass is in the air for me . . . .

 

[Honey123]

Aw Honey, Sending a Hug, supersized and full of love.

Thank you -- I am feeling the love!

Made it home safe - but still in a sad, sad mood...not getting better - will go to bed soon and sleep it off.

Three more:

I am a TOTAL GEMINI
I have green eyes
I am extremely ticklish

 

[ABSTRUSE]

hm ruthless - lol

If you are a woman your ass will be in the air for fucking reaons

If you are a guy - well - it will be MORE than spanking

and since everyone's ass is in the air for me . . . .

A worthy adversary perhaps and more woman than you might be able to handle...lol


Hey..are we threadjacking?

 

[CharleyH]

While I seem to prefer femme bitches - uh no - nothing I can't handle.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

While I seem to prefer femme bitches - uh no - nothing I can't handle.

I'm very femme thank you. Maybe we should switch to discussing Art and Literature.......lol. I must say I have been having fun playing innuendo tag with you, a good sense of humor is a sign of intelligence. That's why I'm such a smart ass. *wink*

 

[tiger_smurf]

1.I like to snuggle
2.I have a thing for English girls
3.I turn 20 this week

 

[cloudy]

I keep coming up with these totally useless tidbits that I feel strangely compelled to share with y'all.......hmmmm, bit of the exhibitionist coming out, perhaps?

- there is only one part of my body I am completely happy with - my eyes, which happen to be a very odd shade of green and gold mixed

- I long to liberate my husband sexually, but he keeps resisting my efforts

- failing the above, which seems to be the eventual outcome, I despair of living the rest of my life this way (but only when I'm in the depressed phase of my mood swings)

Cloudy

 

[Honey123]

I too would love to liberate my husband sexually (FAT CHANCE)

I have an incredible crush on a very hot sexy guy I work with

I have an incredible crush on a very hot sexy woman I chat with

 

[SlickTony]

1. After 2 glasses of wine at a party I always want to dance, but I have 2 left feet.
2. I was once hospitalized for depression.
3. I've had cats most of my life.
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   My mother once gave me this advice: When traveling, always bring a swimsuit, no matter where you're going--you never know when you'll have a chance to go swimming. Now isn't that nicer than the one about always having new underwear in case of an accident or however that old saw went? And it works, too. Just before Y2K we spent a week in London. On the last day, it snowed. And since this caused the transportation system in all UK to go into convulsions (apparently) our flight did not take off and we were put into a hotel. There was a heated pool and spa there. It was almost the first time in days that I was really warm except in bed. I'd have hated it if I hadn't had a swimsuit and couldn't have made use of the spa and pool and all.

 

[Honey123]

LOL

But couldn't you have swam in your undies -- or none at all?

great advice -- my mom always said to bring mascara and lipstick - you never know who you might meet!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I too would love to liberate my husband sexually (FAT CHANCE)

I have an incredible crush on a very hot sexy guy I work with

I have an incredible crush on a very hot sexy woman I chat with

I would love to liberate myself from.........

I have an insatiable need for sweets after 11 p.m.

I also have an incredible crush on a very hot sexy woman I chat with.

 

[Honey123]

this is weird....

I love to SMELL chocolate -- just SMELL it drive me insane

I have a candy drawer that I open just to SMELL

Lucky, how do you liberate yourself from dots??? (i.e...............)??

 

[cloudy]

(this is becoming way too much fun)

- I am very curious about having sex with another woman, but not sure I could bring myself to do that in reality (sometimes fantasies are just better )

- I always have a crush on someone

- have a very active imagination, which keeps me sane, most of the time, anyway

Cloudy

 

[Honey123]

I am addicted to Literotica

I, too, fantasize about having sex with another woman (but doesn't the whole world?!?)

I want to be able to bounce a quarter off my ass (So I work it out like a freak!)

 

[Belegon]

Me too...

Hey, I want to bounce a quarter off of Honey's ass. Please.

 

[Guest]

Re: Me too...

Hey, I want to bounce a quarter off of Honey's ass. Please.

Only a quarter?

Perdita

 

[Belegon]

Bills don't bounce well. I could go get a few rolls of gold Sacagaweia(sp?) dollars...or perhaps Honey would accept a Liberty (real gold) coin?

 

[Guest]

Bel, I was thinking of something solid but outside the realm of lucre.

sheesh! Perdita

 

[Belegon]

Sorry, it was Friday the second and I work as a banker, so my mind is on the wrong one-track until I get some rest.

A Friday that is the 1st, 2nd or 3rd is the banks equivalent to a Christmas sale at Macy's from a workers point of view.

 

[Guest]

A Friday that is the 1st, 2nd or 3rd is the banks equivalent to a Christmas sale at Macy's from a workers point of view.

Ouch! But don't apologize, get some rest and return to your imagination soon.

best, Perdita

 

[damppanties]

You're place (you can provide the drinks and eats then) and after I work out how you play other people. (It may be a while)

Gauche

Edited to add: It's a four handed game, anybody else?

No, you play NOW.

We have cloudy and Honey?

We'll have to make sure Gauche loses then.

 

[damppanties]

16. I suck at titles. For my stories I mean. And well, the tag lines or whatever they're called.

17. I currently have 4 stories in various stages of completion, have committed to write 2 more and have worked out ideas for 3 more. Survivor, here I come!

18. I'm on a high-protein diet. No sweets.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

- I'd really love for someone to look into my eyes and 'just know'.

- My entire body tans quickly and easily in the summer without burning, but no matter how hard I try, I cannot keep my nose from getting a sunburn.

- I've broken several bones in a man's hand, by slamming a door on it as he reached inside in an attempt to remove the safety chain keeping it closed. (Dumbass...everyone knows they won't come loose unless the door is closed completely. Not only did he not know this...he had no idea how strong I was and that I didn't give a shit how loud he hollered. I didn't release his hand until the police showed up. )

~ R W

 

[Master_Vassago]

Screw three I can't do it in little bits and I refuse to abide by the three rule.

1. I am currently visiting my wife and daughters in Hawaii.
2. I have the most disgusting habit of devouring all candy around me anytime during the day or night.
3. I love sex....I think I need sexaholics anonymous
4. I'm confident and cocky to a flaw in nearly everything I do.
5. I'm at the same time always worried that I'm not handsome, smart enough to gain someones interest.
6. I would do anything including die for my wife and children
7. I am a director of a childrens before and after school program, and dammit I'm good at it.
8. I strive to be accepted to the point of almost seeming needy
9. I'm still suffering from massive jetlag
10. I still feel everyday as if, when I see my wife I was seeing her for the first time.
11. My daughters can reduce me to tears with a simple "I love you."
12. Yes, I'm almost done. I love literotica and no matter how many stories I have submitted, I never seem to stop having another idea for another one.
13. Finally, I fear I will never publish anything beyond literotica.


Ok those will do for now, sorry I broke the three rule but I couldn't keep stopping and reposting, just not me. You all know I'm long winded.