3 things about me

[NoJo]

No, it won't be writing itself. That much is certain.

Thanks, though.

Tough to write stories often turn out to be people's best stuff, I've heard.

 

[CharleyH]

Jesus - hey it's sunday I have been off this thread WAY too long.

First, Renza baby, if Des is away - I will drive those 700 or so miles JUST to change your channels

P: sigh my sexy Deneuvesuqe femme.

JOE!!!! Ellipses . . . are used . . . JUST to iritate the fuck out of you cuz . . . hating them myself, but can't help it because it represents the three VERY small pulses . . . of my clit, whenever you are here.

Honey: Yum. But around me the g-string wouldn't be on long enough to even count as wearing anything

DL: NO? WHO are you. GM? Isn't that like a car that gets polished by guys at the car wash?

AND A WAY BIG LAUGH to Liar. Mom? snicker

 

[RenzaJones]

Jesus - hey it's sunday I have been off this thread WAY too long.

First, Renza baby, if Des is away - I will drive those 700 or so miles JUST to change your channels

lol I'm just going to pretend that's a euphemism for what I'd really like you to do for me

 

[CharleyH]

Ok will drive those 700 miles or so, snuggle my face, lips, tongue below your belly for at least an hour or two, then show your baby a differnet way to fuck while daddy is away, and, then have a threesome when she gets home - JUST so baby knows what fun can be Opops, here cums another person, make THAT FOUR kiss:

god YOU ARE GORGEOUS, especially with that hard belly, and the metal draping from your navel - ok - NEED to go go now

 

[RenzaJones]

lol you're not playing fair CH lol not that I don't love it anyway

 

[Guest]

Now see, this is what makes you endearing, Lou!

Have fun!

Thankyou, sweetie.

umpteenth. If it weren't for the black and white pics I'd swear Loulou was ginger. (NOT strawberry blonde, there's no such thing)

next. I'm a licensee. (which means I going out to my pub)

the one after. My eldest lad writes brilliant songs (jealous to death)

Gauche

I used to be landlady/manageress of the pub I went to tonight. That's why I've had lots to drink. All my old regualrs kept buying em for me.

Lou

Edited to add a PSSSSSSSS: I can see where yer coming from Gauche, but I'm not a ginge. Even if the hair on my head was dyed red the carpet wouldn't match teh curtains. (what there is of it)

 

[Guest]

P: sigh my sexy Deneuvesuqe femme.

Aye! Dios mio, Charlus. Deneuvesque? I adore her. "Belle du Jour" is a poem I watch over and over. The purple socks on the femme French gangsteure, Oh la la. Here, baby:
. . .
say ellipses very slowly. . .

P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I know why animals eat their young.

I have pencils to sharpen.

I will stick them in my eyes and pray for a quick death.


I have to get off this forum now.

 

[McKenna]

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[Belegon]

For Minsue

I don't know how to get you to it, but the end of the story is:

Slowly, I stood up while looking him in the eyes. I gave a slight smile, and a barely there wink, and turned towards the door.

I walked out of the coffee shop without saying goodbye.

 

[Honey123]

Honey: Yum. But around me the g-string wouldn't be on long enough to even count as wearing anything

Well, it's almost Tuesday, so you won't even have to try - they'd be off already


I drank too much last night

I am going to work with a semi-hang over

The blood shot in my eyes, make the green iris stand out really, really nice....


ABSTRUSE: you slay me!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've taken the pencils out of my eyes, I can see clearly now the pain has gone.

Milky way caramels are good for breakfast, along with coffee and cigarettes.

I think Shock Chick ate my ice cream

~A~

 

[Guest]

I've taken the pencils out of my eyes, I can see clearly now the pain has gone.

Milky way caramels are good for breakfast, along with coffee and cigarettes.

I think Shock Chick ate my ice cream

~A~

- Groan!

- Bitch! (*Ahem* sorry, but the mention of chocolate, coffee and cigs in one sentence brings out my "repressed" anger. Of those three addictions of mine, I've only managed to crack one so far. Actually, I do have another addiction, but I'm more than happy with that one. Never gonna give that up. )

- Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. The thieving bitch had my man!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

- Groan!

- Bitch! (*Ahem* sorry, but the mention of chocolate, coffee and cigs in one sentence brings out my "repressed" anger. Of those three addictions of mine, I've only managed to crack one so far. Actually, I do have another addiction, but I'm more than happy with that one. Never gonna give that up. )

- Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. The thieving bitch had my man!

Lou

Still no smoking? How long has it been??

 

[Guest]

Still no smoking? How long has it been??

Six weeks now!!! Bloody hell, I amaze myself sometimes. I am usually the queen of zero willpower.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Six weeks now!!! Bloody hell, I amaze myself sometimes. I am usually the queen of zero willpower.

Lou

Sweetie Darling, that's fabulous!!!!! Let's drink to that...LOL.
Remember, chocolate releases those endorphines that make you feel like you're in love, so I don't think that is something we want to give up yet*wink*...if only it gave you an orgasm too.

~A~

 

[Guest]

Sweetie Darling, that's fabulous!!!!! Let's drink to that...LOL.
Remember, chocolate releases those endorphines that make you feel like you're in love, so I don't think that is something we want to give up yet*wink*...if only it gave you an orgasm too.

~A~

Quite!

Lou

P.S. Bottoms up!

 

[cloudy]

- My FIRST story was finally approved!!!!(doing little happy dance)

- it features an ex-boyfriend, and just HAD to send him a link (his name isn't in there, but that's who I originally wrote it for-he'll recognize it)

- damn! this feels good!

Cloudy

 

[damppanties]

- My FIRST story was finally approved!!!!(doing little happy dance)Cloudy

Great.


Link it in your sig.
(If you don't know how, PM me)

 

[Guest]

- My FIRST story was finally approved!!!!(doing little happy dance)

- it features an ex-boyfriend, and just HAD to send him a link (his name isn't in there, but that's who I originally wrote it for-he'll recognize it)

- damn! this feels good!

Cloudy

Yay! Woohoo! Congrats!

Here's a quick link now, but as Dampy said, link it in your sig: Private Party

I've just read it and voted. It's a very hot little story. Just my kind of thing.

Another good idea might be to turn your public comments on. I would've left you one, if you'd had that funtion enabled.

Lou

 

[dirtylover]

Congrats Cloudy - I enjoyed it.

- I'm addicted to nicotine, I drink a lot, I get headaches without tea, I have irregular sleep patterns, ...but apart from that I'm pretty healthy.

- Where I grew up was named after a church, as were most of the other villages...

- I prefer spirituality rather than religion per se. I believe it is possible to subscribe to many different religions simultaneously, since essentially they are all rooted in the same place.

- I can't work out why we are obsessed with bad news - surely we'd all be a lot happier if we just read about nice things in the papers.

 

[minsue]

Re: For Minsue

I don't know how to get you to it, but the end of the story is:

Slowly, I stood up while looking him in the eyes. I gave a slight smile, and a barely there wink, and turned towards the door.

I walked out of the coffee shop without saying goodbye.

 

[Honey123]

Cheers to you Cloudy!!
It was a really hot story....



I have been putting my foot in my mouth all day

I have to do a floppy recovery on the disk I used to save my new story - (I hope it’s not lost)

I’m in work and would prefer to be home

 

[PorscheLynn]

-I'm completely obsessed with two new freeware products I got - one of which is WordWeb which is much like the thesaurus function in Microsoft Word but much, much better because it has a bigger dictionary, knows how to be a bit vulgar as well as regional, and it works in (as far as I can tell) any program you type text into, including your browser. For instance I can look up a word right now, from what I'm posting here.
-I rant quite a lot once I get started on a subject, but have learned when to shut up; or at least how to recognize when I'm doing it and shut up sooner. (See above)
-I cut my caffeine intake WAY down, to a cup of regular coffee per day at the most, back in December, but in the past week I've started to get worse again, and I really shouldn't let myself get addicted again because I like being able to have no caffeine at all in a day and not suffer a headache.

This is one of the best threads I've read anywhere in a long time, it's so interesting to see what people post about themselves.

 

[cloudy]

Thanks everyone for the congrats, good wishes, and taking the time to read it!

Cloudy

And, thanks, Lou....have turned that option on!